You're taking all the stupid with you.

It's all about the fantasy, because the real world sucks. 

[anxietyproblem]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[addiquinnbrah]

This is true! I work as an aide in Florida where schools have to resume in person! It’s a good and bad thing. I work with a lot of Hispanic students who don’t have internet for online schooling so it’ll be had if we do online school. However my state is so fucked that we can’t afford to do in person learning! It’s all messed up and we are struggling.

[overevans]

LICK ME😛

[addiquinnbrah]

If I was that ice cream I would would be dropping from the melting.

[sebastiansthot-deactivated20230]

Please just report this account. Like don’t threaten to leak his personal info because you’re mad at him?

[addiquinnbrah]

So I’m watching twilight and you know the whole Jacob loves Bella because of the baby. Well Edward had the sperm so wouldn’t he be in love with him too? I have weird thoughts during this pandemic and I’m trying to get my mind off this whole Chris Evans thing! Someone respond! I need to know!

[sebastiansthot-deactivated20230]

Beer Stains

Chris Evans X Reader smut. You have more fun at a football party than you expect (Dirty talk, rough sex, unprotected sex, blowjobs, just nastiness in general).

18+ only!! This is for my best friend @addievans28. Her birthday is today and she is incredible and fantastic so this is all completely for her! Love you bitch! Please go show her some amazing love.

You tapped your foot against the floor as you twirled the chair around in another circle. Another loud shout of applause followed by some groans left you rolling your eyes. You didn’t care about football at all, you preferred to watch baseball or soccer. Really anything else. Yet, you happily agreed to come to a party one of your friends and her boyfriend’s mutual friend was throwing. You didn’t even know him, but you were hoping for a break from college to relax and drink.

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[addiquinnbrah]

*I really hope you guys like my second imagine. It’s a bit shorter than the other one but I’m thinking of making the first one a mini series. If you have any request for any Marvel, Harry Potter, One Direction people I’m down to clown. I do angst, fluffy, and anything I’m requested. Thanx loves! Enjoy!*

Upon meeting Sebastian, you always knew he was going to be an amazing father. You were introduced to you lovely husband by your best friend and her now husband Chris Evans. Fresh out of college, you and your best friend decided to move to New York. It was always a plan for you two. However, the plan shifted when she met Steve Rodgers himself. Soon after she moved out and you on your own. That was until the night you met the love of your life. 

“Come on you have to go Y/N.” You friend pleaded as you looked yourself in the mirror contemplating if you should go to the bar. “I don’t know dude. I mean I don’t wanna be the third wheel again. I can’t watch you two basically fucking in public.” Giggling you both finish getting ready and head out. Little did you know the future father of your children was present there. 

Getting out of the Lyft you two stroll inside the bar, Chris waving at you two. “There’s my cuddly bug!” You friend hollers as she pecks Chris lips. He chuckles kisses back. “Thank god you decided to come this time. Now my friend wouldn’t be so lonely.” You look at him confused. “Friend? Wait what's happening?” Chris motions someone over. You turn your head, your eyes going wide. There stood Bucky Barnes. Your teenage crush.  You wave blushing and very much awkward. “Hi I’m Y/Fr/N. Wait, no I’m not. I uhm. Who am I?” You look at Chris and Y/Fr/N. They both chuckle. “You’re Y/N.” Sebastian smiles, and oh how his smile made you almost fall on your ass. “Chris has told me about you. I wanted to see what the fuss was about.” Checking you out he smile grows. “And I’m not disappointed. Would you care for a drink?” Nodding you answer. “Jack Daniels, neat.” You answer, earning an approval from Sebastian. “A woman that can handle her liquor. Tell me more about yourself.” That was all it took. He was hooked on you and you were hooked on him. That one night turned into many more nights. Those beautiful nights turned into a proposal, which lead into your first born Xavier. 

Fast-forwarding to five years later, you are in the kitchen preparing dinner when you hear the sweet sound of your son giggling. You giggle loving the sound of him and your husband playing. “Oh you’re an artist!” Sebastian declares proudly. “Hey you better not be making a mess down there. Momma isn’t cleaning it up.” Both Sebastian and Xavier look at each other whispering “Yeah right.” As they laugh. They were one and the same. Xavier was truly his father’s son. 

This one was a bit short. But I will be uploading soon again. 

[period-drama-lover]

[youngsandwichmilkshake-deactiva]

❤Handsome❤

[katiew1973]

Must admit, the film is not my favourite. However, I will forever love this look!

[mr-skyline-r34-deactivated20210]

@queensevansackles melt

[addiquinnbrah]

Damn he’s beautiful!!!

[iknowwhatyoutellyourfriends]

When Chris Evans hits you up.

[addiquinnbrah]

I wish it was me!!

[addiquinnbrah]

Chris father setting you two up

You had just moved to Boston. Everything was new to you; work, the city, the food, housing, and health. You loved changed which is why you decided to move there since you just hired as a school teacher. Due to all this you had to have checks ups for everything before the school year started. OBGYN done, optometrist check! It was now time to head to the dentist. It was a muggy New England morning but walking there seemed like a good idea. The air was nice and crisp and frankly you loved the walking commute. 

Upon arrival you check in with the receptionist, sitting around for what seemed only five minutes, you hear your name being called. Standing you walk towards a friendly looking man. You smile dimples showing softly. “Welcome Ms. Y/LN. From your file I see your new to New England.” He chuckles. “Must be a big change from the hot.” You giggle in response agreeing. “It’s certainly a change. But it’s a nice one.” You sigh a bit home sick. “I’m a very family oriented, but I needed this. For me.” He nods patting your back leading you to a mellow blue moon. You look around taking in your surrounding. “Well I’m Dr. Robert Evans.” Sitting down across from you, he overlooks your file smiling. “I love new having new patients.” Putting gloves on he rolls close to you. “Let’s look at these chompers.” 

It only took about fifteen minutes for your oral exam. Dr.Evans starts to clean his station. “Everything look impeccable Ms.Y/LN.” You nods proud of yourself. “Oh please call me Y/N.” He nods in taking notes for your file. He chuckles looking up at you. “Uhm, excuse me if this is a bit odd.” He points at your left hand. “I see you don’t have a ring on your finger.” You start to get a bit creeped out. “You see I have a son. He’s a great guy, and he’s too busy with his work.” You start to relax a bit again still unsure of what was happening. “ I mean if I'm not being too forward, but I see you as a great girl and well I think you and him might click.” Gulping, unsure of what to say. I mean if he was trying to set his son up, he must have a face only a mother could love. “I know what you’re thinking! He’s not ugly I swear. He’s not weird either. He just hasn’t found the right girl.” You giggle, amused he caught on to your thoughts. Looking at you a bit anxious. “So, uhm, what do you say? I can set it for tomorrow at a nice brunch place?” Still unsure, you almost protest but word vomit beats you to it. “Sure, why not. I’m new here, so it’ll be nice to meet someone.” He jumps up a bit too eager. “Great, I’ll let him no. He's in town.” You stand up, starting to head out. Waving goodbye, you head home still confused at what just happened. 

Chris looks at his dad dumbfounded. “Hell no!” He protests. “I’ve been here one day, and you are already trying to set me up!” His tantrum earns a few giggles and chuckles from his siblings. His dad sighs. “Son, she’s a great girl. She’s new to the area.” Scott chimes in. “Is she anything like sticky fingers Stacy.” “Or Disgusting Dinah?” Carly adds smirking. Chris stares at them annoyed. “Shut up! Dad I’m not going.” His mother walks in, she gives Chris the guilt trip stare. “Christopher Robert Evans!” Putting her hands on her hips. “You will not talk to your father like that. Besides, we all can agree you need someone in your life. I need grand babies.” Carly looks insulted. “Hey! My kids aren’t enough for you.” Shanna walks in with Dodger. “What about Dodger? Isn’t he your grand baby?” Lisa looks at her children shaking her head. “Chris, please go. It won't hurt it’s just a lunch date. If there's nothing there you just forget about her.” Chris looks at his parents signing. He was always a family guy. “Okay, but this is the last time dad.” His father smiles big happily. “Great! I’ll let her know to meet you at Daisy’s Brunch Bunch.” Chris chuckles nodding. He thinks to himself, ‘What has he gotten himself into.’ 

The next day approaches. Y/N is in her room, well what’s left of it anyways. “Urgh! Why can’t I find anything cute. I mean it’s not like it matters. He probably won’t be in to me.” Her eyes go wide “ Or what if he Joe’s me and gets obsessed and kidnaps me.” She paces around. “I don’t wanna get You’d!” Hyperventilating, she finally calms down when she sees a little yellow sundress. “YES!” Jumping on the bed she grabs it running to the bathroom. Chris on the other hand has never been calmer. He couldn’t wait for the date to be over. “Oh god, what if she's weird?” But on the back of his mind he wonders “Or what if she’s the one?” Scott walks in listening “You talking to yourself again weirdo?” Chris nods. Scott knew him so well. “I guess you can say I’m a bit nervous now.” His dad walks in. “Son, why haven’t you left?” Chris looks at the clock. “Shit!” Grabbing his keys he bolts to the car. 

You keep looking at your phone. ‘He’s fifteen minutes late’ you think to yourself. Should you leave or give him five more minutes? Before you could get up, you are met by a tall husky man. In a way he looks like a lumberjack. A beautiful one. He has a gnarly beard, and longish brown hair, almost 70′s style. He smiles at you. “I’m sorry I’m a bit late.” He shines his pearly teeth. “The traffic is awful.” He sticks his hand out. “I’m Chris.” You shake off your annoyance. “I’m Y/N. Nice to meet you.” You study him a bit. He looks familiar, but how? You’re new! Chuckling Chris notices, sitting down. “If you are wondering where you’ve seen me I’m an actor. I play Captain America in the MCU.” Finally knowing who he is you jump a bit. “That’s where you're from! Not Another Teen Movie! You’re Chris Evans.” Chris gives you an astonished stare. “Well most people only now remember me as Steve Rodgers.” He laughs. “Nice to know people have seen me in other stuff.” Laughs you take a drink of your coffee. “Oh please, that movie is my shit. How, could I not.” You smile dimples showing even more now. Chris smile grows wider. He felt a little flutter in his stomach when he caught a glimpse of those dimples. Maybe his father had a point about this date. Maybe this new change was the start of something new. 

This is my first ever imagine. I don’t know if I should make this as a series or let it be as is. I do take request! I do cute, smutty, and drama! Please inbox me if you would like a one with your name the kind of imagine you want and the man you want! 

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