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Tresse | 27 | Pan | Germany | ♦Open for art trades♦

[kristina100000]

*holds my man’s ass for emotional support*

[horsegirlhob]

I’m a slut for sitting in comfortable silence while both of us do our own thing and occasionally show each other something dumb on our computers like that’s the good shit my dude. 

[gayuwuenergy]

[gayuwuenergy]

[ripe]

rhondas_bunch on ig

[kirbydeluxe]

funko pop lookin ass

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

>:(

[thebibliosphere]

Y’know, as an erotica editor, I’ve read many euphemisms for female genitalia over the years, but somehow I’ve managed to go nearly a decade without ever once reading the phrase “her throbbing jazz café”. Until now. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

Her Pulsing EDM Nightclub

Her Resonating Opera House

Her Trembling Outdoor Indie Folk Stage

Her Palpitating Marching Band Parade

Her Pounding  Basement Grunge Concert

Her Tingling Banjo Busking On The Street Corner

[sexycraisinthanos]

Her pussy! at the disco

[pukicho]

Finally some fucking NEWS

[keybladesoras]

So you’re a talking Pikachu. With no memory, who is addicted to caffeine.

[oldboxofbarbsstuff]

Me playing Pokemon 10 years ago:

Oh man if only pokemon was real I WOULD BE THE VERY BEST my fucking overlevelled team of 6 dragons eats these pussy-ass NPC youngsters for breakfast, I would be a fucking GODDESS among men, I would tame the fiercest legendaries of every region and scale the ranks of every league and maybe one day when I’m older even settle down somewhere and open my own gym-

Me playing pokemon now:

Dude how amazing would it be to just. .. own a tiny house somewhere near the Kalos flower fields. Have my Poliwrath help me water my crops. I wish I could wake up and comb my alolan Dugtrio’s mane before I start the day…. My Sunfloras may not be that great in battle but look how happy they are, greeting the first morning light…!

Hey is that a young trainer coming this way? His team looks tired, I bet one of my freshly-baked Tropius banana pies could heal ‘em right up… he’ll probably need this TM more than I do, too…

[husband]

[gif87a-com]

[louislumbarcurve]

[ruinedchildhood]

[rumwik]

RAD.

[mulched]

I was on 8tracks looking for new playlists and found this

and

I really don’t know what I expected.

[succubarbie-deactivated20190205]

persephone: whos a good boys?? cerberus: :0 ??? :O ???? :o ???? persephone: youre a good boys!! all of you!! such good boys!! cerberus: :D!!!!!!! :O!!!!!!! :Dc !!!!!!!!!

[bashana-haba-ah-deactivated2017]

@keepburningbitch

[shortvideosandstuff]

[trjoel]