You Had My Heart.. At Least For The Most Part..

Ohlow. I'm Haley. Nice to meet you. 28. Virgo. Mooses are my fave. Perpetually tired. Minnesota born and raised. Clusterfuck.

[sophsun1]

The Simpsons – 5.19: Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

THE OUTER WORLDS 2019・dev. Obsidian Entertainment

[catchymemes]

[paracunt]

Hayley on Instagram.

[grandtreeangel]

Just to emphasize Hayley's commentary here because "riot's lil hoe ass" will live rent free in my head forever

[mtfautoandrophile]

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

[catsuggest]

[gatheringkeepsakes]

I’ve seen this post easily 12 times now and EVERY TIME it’s just a different cat looking at a different door. 

[gameplayscenery]

Red Dead Redemption 2 (2018) ↳ 46/?

[mabeltanaka]

Parks and Recreation 4.11 "The Comeback Kid"

[daily-spooky]

[daily-spooky]

[daily-spooky]

[esoteric-aesthetic-lyrics]

PINCH ME - young friend

[aubreyappears]

funniest thing about the thing (1982) is that the titular thing is both a master manipulator who can perfectly replicate anyone but also a big bundle of nerves who flips out and starts screaming and turning into 5000 meat parts at once the INSTANT it’s found out

[aubreyappears]

like at one point the thing replicates a guy who has a heart condition, promptly has a heart attack, and then gets so freaked out by the defibrillator it starts biting people

[aubreyappears]

the thing is a master actor who is absolutely awful at improv and the show keeps going wrong

[haleyypantss]

We talked today during lunch.. And i realized how much these 269 miles are truly affecting me.. Just knowing i dont have a rescuer during my days hurts.. Knowing i cant get a life saving hug all the time anymore sucks. A lot. As we hung up i started to cry.. i tried not to.. but i just fell apart.. i miss you..

[haleyypantss]

And now we’re married and I get to hug and kiss him everyday.

@lostliketearsintherain just so you know. I love you. 😘

[haleyypantss]

11 years. Who would have thought those two kids over there would end up here. We say I do in 4 days. You’re my bestest friend in the whole wide world and I know I’ve been losing my mind a bit with all this nonsense but I throughly appreciate you knowing it’s all temporary and loving me anyways. In the last almost 7 years together We have spent the last 6&1/2 years raising an amazing kid. We bought a house. Survived horrific medical issues. Some of the worst times of our lives and you’ve been by my side for all of them. We stole a cat. Gone on countless adventures and I’m trying to say truly how much you mean to me. I’ve loved you since I met you and that love has only grown stronger everyday. You are my other half and my moosiest of mooses, and I’m looking forward to this next adventure as husband and wife. 🥰🥰 @lostliketearsintherain

[ihopeucomehomesoon]

girl wtf is wrong with you (me to me)

[happyheidi]

[transgenderization]

sorry for ignoring you ive been going insane