Red Hood

((red hood rp blog)) ' Bury me shallow, I'll be back. ' "Anti-hero" or something. Crime Lord, Killer, Criminal, whatever you want to call it.

[adeadsoldier]

" You could leave it all behind, even The Devil needs time alone sometimes. "

// Jason Todd / Red Hood rp blogggg

@raisinghellsincedeath <- civilian jason blog that coincides w/ this one

don't have much for jason yet, but he uses he/him, is about 20-21, lives alone in gotham while going between his own safehouses, and is ofc, Red Hood

he can be a bit brash or mean sometimes, but i promise thats ic and im not trying to be mean at all!!

i'll go between how i characterize his relationship with the batfam, just bc i like multiple types of characterizations of them...i love complex relationships between charactersss

anyone can interact, including ocs, tho if ur oc has a romantic relationship w jason id like you to ask beforehand, i dont like doing ship rps w/o talking abt it before

for mun stuff, you can call me lain ( @untitled-lovergirl ) i go by any prns, im over 18 and dont want any nsfw on my blog, tho im fine w suggestive jokes, flirting is ok but i wont take it seriously unless we talk abt it before hand

tags 🏷️:

#🪦 .. "What do you want?" -> askbox

#🪦 .. "Hood speaking..." -> text posts

#🪦 .. RH reblogs -> reblogs

#🪦 .. "Supposed Dead Man Asks For Smoke." -> threads

[adeadsoldier]

oh i am dw. But lockdown was the start of me not liking humanity overall. There are good people, but overall we're dumbasses

Good.

I've had a strong dislike for people since I was very young, honestly. I was just better at hiding it.

[adeadsoldier]

Honestly we did. You wanna know the most purchased item at the time? it wasnt water or non perishable food, it was TOILET PAPER

Ya'll don't know basic survival instincts and it shows. Should've been stocking up on food and water and considering it's a fucking pandemic, cleaning supplies and disinfectants, medicine, masks, hand sanitizer, etc.

Even though we're not in a lockdown anymore covid is still around as well as other airborne illnesses, so ya'll gotta keep things clean and get vaccinated.

[string-of-white-pearls]

Having trauma is obviously bad, yes. But it is a very useful tool, I find, to make rude feel very uncomfortable, and I quite enjoy that a lot.

[adeadsoldier]

See this is why I bring up my death so often, it's both hilarious to make people distressed, and also it helps to get out of conversations.

[string-of-white-pearls]

Precisely. Saying "your voice is so annoying please stop talking." is not nearly as effective as "The sound of your voice reminds me of that time my mother was murdered and they never caught the killer." What are they going to do, argue with me? After my dead mother? For shame.

[adeadsoldier]

Mm. Exactly.

Makes smalltalk fun because no I actually didn't go to school I was dead, then walking around brain dead, then training, then killing people.

Once got someone to stop smoking around me by saying it reminds me of dying from asphyxiation from the smoke of the explosion, like I don't smoke constantly.

[string-of-white-pearls]

Pffft—Hah. Hilarious.

Once I got a very obnoxious Gala going lady to stop wearing her God awful perfume because it smelled like the candles in the safe room they hid me in as a child so I didn't get assassinated.

There were no candles in the safe room—who would leave candles lit with a child?

[adeadsoldier]

Perfect. This is what it's all about.

Why get ridiculously traumatized if you can't get anything out of it? It's pretty easy to guilt Dick into doing things for me.

[string-of-white-pearls]

Exactly. It would just be a waist if all that trauma was just—what, sitting there?

And now I can get Bruce to give me access to the background info on everyone in Bristol by creeping the fact that he missed out on seventeen years of my life into any conversation.

...Which comes with the unfortunate side effect of him trying to make up for lost time, but if he ends up in my home unexpectedly I'm going to sell my house with him in it.

[adeadsoldier]

I've found if Bruce is being annoying I can bring up a lot of things that makes him feel bad, then I can disappear for like a week without him bothering me because he thinks I need space or something.

I just didn't want to deal with Riddler escaping Arkham again. He annoys me.

[string-of-white-pearls]

I see... it feels like I still have much to learn when it comes to dealing with his many facets.

Though I agree with you, the Riddler is quite annoying. He's ridiculously pedantic.

[adeadsoldier]

If you want the synopsis, he's a bitch.

His face makes me irrationally angry and I'm not allowed to use lethal bullets when I'm working with the bats.

[adeadsoldier]

you missed covid- at least the lockdown.

Good. At least being dead was vaguely peaceful. It sounds like y'all lost your fucking minds.

[adeadsoldier]

wait, quick question jason, and im not trying to be rude with it but what year did you die and what year did you come back?

If we wanna get technical with it we can.

Was born in 2005. I died at 13, turning 14 that year, about 2019. Came back to life after 6 months in the grave at 14, October of that year.

Was brain dead for a good while, I think around a year, don't remember that clearly enough. So it was around 2020-2021 when I was fully revived.

I trained for a good while, then came to Gotham when I was 18 in 2023. I'm now 21, it's 2026.

Technically I died and came back within the same year, but if you mean when I came back as Red Hood it'd be 2019 and 2023.

Also I don't actually care about you being rude, I honestly don't care that much I don't know why people think this is such a touchy subject or something.

[raisinghellsincedeath]

" You do it to yourself, you do, and that's why it really hurts. "

// hey, me again, jason todd rp bloggg

this is the civilian blog for @adeadsoldier

this is mostly for things that are less professional or regarding jasons (mostly non existent but still there) civvies life outside of being RH, hes just. some guy with weird hair who lives in crime alley and bitches about things or talks about literature and art (i like to think he'd be a fine arts fanatic as well as liking literature.)

he wont acknowledge that hes RH on this blog- if u wanna see more about my jay, u can see some of the stuff i have on his RH blog,

hes abt 20-21, he/him, queer in some sense but i dont think he really cares for labels too much. also on the aroace spec because i am projecting ❤️

about mun: u can call me lain, (@untitled-lovergirl) use any prns, im over 18. flirting is fine, but i wont take any shipping seriously unless we discuss it further ooc, no batcest or anything tho,

im cool w/ literally anyone interacting ever, lols.

tags 🏷️:

📓 .. can i help you? = askbox

📓 .. jt reblogs = reblogs

📓 .. blogging = text posts

📓 .. "bury me shallow i'll be back." = threads

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s nearly midnight, and I hear a crash on my fire escape, I go to look? It’s one of the Bats, the Red Hood guy. He looks dejected despite the helmet. Are people fighting on my apartment building roof rn? Yall I have Work. Move along.

He’s also still lying there, do I ask if he’s okay?

[adeadsoldier]

Everything is Fine.

Life is wonderful.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

You need first aid or something? Cause you’re just kinda…lying there. I can grab my first aid kit.

[adeadsoldier]

Eh, I'll be fine. Just gotta shove my shoulder back into place.

Do you have vodka?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

No, I cannot buy alcohol. I have tea?

Do you like tea? I’ve got a variety.

[adeadsoldier]

Well that's just unfortunate for you.

Tea sounds fine, I guess.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I will make tea, feel free to come in, so you don’t collapse my fire escape.

[adeadsoldier]

Hah, yeah. I can send you money for that...do you have to pay fire escape damage yourself? I own my entire building so I honestly have no idea.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I genuinely don’t know, I’d have to ask my landlord. But thank you, for offering to pay for the repairs…

[adeadsoldier]

Meh, I'm rich off crime lord money. It's like nothing.

If your landlords an asshole about it, I can take care of them.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Nah, my landlord is an older lady, she’s a sweetheart. It’ll be fine, we probably should replace the fire escapes as a whole anyway, they’re old.

Here’s your tea, by the way.

[adeadsoldier]

Alright, well if you need anyone taken care of let me know. Least I can do.

Thanks. Let me just put my shoulder back real quick.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s fine, i seem to have a lot of people who would do stuff like that for me.

Alright then, you can hang around for a bit unless you’re busy, the only other person here is my cat.

[adeadsoldier]

Probably because you're a helpful person. Specifically to people with less than savory morals, it seems.

I'll stay here until Nightwing has a heart attack. You have a cat? What's their name?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

That’s…definitely one way of describing me.

Oh, uh, his name is Bob, he’s a tabby. Big fat cat, he’s on a diet, hates it tho.

[adeadsoldier]

Hey, it's smart to have bad people with guns on your side. Beneficial in a city like this hell hole we call Gotham.

He's a glorious beast. Bob is a fantastic name.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Yeah, as unfortunate as that is, but hey, people like me. I get benefits from that, even if the benefits are a bunch of criminals willing to provide protection for me.

I would definitely call him a beast, I had to buy a slow feeder just so he wouldn’t gorge himself.

[adeadsoldier]

Yup. Good to have your connections. Though I'm sure our reasonings for having them are wildly different, considering I'm the bad guy with a gun in question.

Y'know what, that's fair Bob. If I was a cat I'd probably be like him too.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Trust me, my friends are on a blood hunt now after my recent stabbing. Not the first time, and I’m not going to try and stop them.

You can sit down if you want, I’m sure Bob won’t mind curling up with ya.

[adeadsoldier]

You got stabbed? Yeesh. Well good on them, I'm sure the violence is deserved then.

Hmmm, alright sure. You're lucky I'm more of a dog person because I'd probably steal him.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

They also damaged my prosthetic leg, but, yeah, stabbed in the right side. Still recovering. Sucks.

If anyone tried to steal my cat, I would personally hunt them down.

[adeadsoldier]

Thats just fucking rude. Let me know if your friends need any help. Can also give you cash for repairs if you still need that.

Well, then I guess we're both lucky I like dogs.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I have a good feeling they’ll be a-okay…lots of em came from bad backgrounds. They’re gonna be fine. I’ll be fine too, already working on a new set of prosthetics anyways.

As for Bob, he has taken over your lap, now you are trapped.

[adeadsoldier]

Well, y'all stay safe then.

I fear thats what it looks like, yes. Majestic beast.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

You can just relax, though I have a feeling I’m going to get jumpscared by Nightwing being at my window or balcony later.

[adeadsoldier]

Hah, yeah probably. It's what he gets for being a prick.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

If he does, I may punch him. Just a heads up, I’m jumpy, it’s part of being raised in Gotham.

I just hope it’s with my right hand and not the metal one…

[adeadsoldier]

Well, if you can land a hit on the bendy bastard I'll applaud you.

If you give him a concussion with your metal hand, I'll probably laugh.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I prefer not beating the crap out of one of the many vigilantes in Gotham. But I’ll keep it noted.

How’s the tea? It’s just green tea so…basic tea flavor. Good for the heart though.

[adeadsoldier]

To be fair, I doubt you could beat him up, punching him like once, maybe.

It's good. I like tea that tastes like tea. Not a fan of adding stuff to it really.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Well yeah, it’s not like I’d wind back for a second punch after realizing I smacked the shit out of Nightwing.

I get that, I don’t put a lot of additives in my drinks too.

[adeadsoldier]

You're better than me then.

Me neither. Though I honestly don't drink tea that often, takes a while.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

If you want, you can watch tv or I could get you a book. Whatever you want really.

I probably have leftover pastries too, from work. In case you’re hungry, I know…vigilante-ing…is very strenuous.

[adeadsoldier]

Eh, I'm fine how I am. The cat is taking most of my attention anyways.

I can usually deal, but a pastry does sound nice.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Alright, what do you want? I’ve got brownies, cookies, chocolate filled croissants, eclairs, and…cinnamon twists.

I’m the one that usually bakes these, so sometimes I make too many…sometimes on purpose so I can give them away to those in need. Instead of trashing them for no reason.

[adeadsoldier]

Hm. Cinnamon twists sound nice. I'm not much of a chocolate guy.

That's good, if you ever want help figuring out where they should go I run a few hidden shelters for alley kids, visit them when I can.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I’ll go grab some then and…it would be nice if you wrote the addresses for those shelters down, I’m sure the kiddos would love a sweet treat. I make plenty.

[adeadsoldier]

Yeah, yeah, I can write a few down. Just don't share it around or anythin'.

Those kids deserve as much privacy and kindness as I can give 'em.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Trust me, I understand, not a soul will know. Besides Bob, but he can’t read.

Here’s the cinnamon twists by the way, I hope you like em.

[adeadsoldier]

Alright, thank you, I just need to make sure. Bob doesn't seem to have many thoughts in his head, honestly.

Perfect. They're amazing.

[specter-on-the-roof]

the pigeon on this rooftop has been staring at me for forty minutes. we have reached an understanding. i don't know what the understanding is but it feels mutual.

[adeadsoldier]

What type of pigeon is it?

[specter-on-the-roof]

the ugly type.

[adeadsoldier]

Well, don't be mean to the pigeons.

[specter-on-the-roof]

can't a guy be honest?

[adeadsoldier]

Pigeon didn't do anything to you.

Wasn't even the question I asked...SMH.

[specter-on-the-roof]

pigeons look like they know things. the only thing I know is the mutual understanding.

[adeadsoldier]

I'm just gonna assume it's a rock pigeon and you're bein' an asshole to it.

Pigeons are very smart so it probably does know something.

[specter-on-the-roof]

hn. it's probably working for the government.

i'll shoot it.

[adeadsoldier]

No, it's just in the city because we domesticated pigeons thousands of years ago and then completely abandoned them to be roaming the streets.

Don't shoot the pigeon, it hasn't done anything wrong. We've wronged the pigeons.

[specter-on-the-roof]

...

do I look like I care?

it's a pigeon. the world won't stop for it.

[adeadsoldier]

The world won't stop for anything or anyone, I doubt that matters really. The pigeon isn't going to hurt you, it's just a bird.

If your pissed off, you should take your anger out on someone less innocent.

[specter-on-the-roof]

you should really stop acting so sentimental with me.

i'm not the listenin' type. and you're wasting my time.

[adeadsoldier]

Uhuh.

I can't stop you from goin' on a bird murder spree, I highly doubt thats a good use of your time either.

[specter-on-the-roof]

i'm a mercenary. a sniper. it's what i do.

[adeadsoldier]

Mercenaries and poachers aren't the same thing last I checked.

[specter-on-the-roof]

whatever man. whatever keeps the money comin'.

[adeadsoldier]

Are people paying you to kill pigeons?

[specter-on-the-roof]

no. i do that for free.

[adeadsoldier]

Hm. I could pay you to not kill birds for no reason.

[specter-on-the-roof]

...

i'm listening.

[adeadsoldier]

Great. I have too much money.

[specter-on-the-roof]

yeah. i figured.

you do look like a nepo baby.

[adeadsoldier]

I grew up in the alley and built my empire myself. All my money is my own. Y'know who is a nepo-baby? Batman.

At least I use my money to better the community and help the people who are suffering instead of punching down beneath me and expecting the problems to solve themselves.

[specter-on-the-roof]

aren't you his kid thought?

[adeadsoldier]

I might have been at some point but not anymore, and do you see me using his money? Or like any of his resources? I literally kill people for a living, it's not like he's very supportive of my endeavors.

Again, I make my own money.

[string-of-white-pearls]

Having trauma is obviously bad, yes. But it is a very useful tool, I find, to make rude feel very uncomfortable, and I quite enjoy that a lot.

[adeadsoldier]

See this is why I bring up my death so often, it's both hilarious to make people distressed, and also it helps to get out of conversations.

[string-of-white-pearls]

Precisely. Saying "your voice is so annoying please stop talking." is not nearly as effective as "The sound of your voice reminds me of that time my mother was murdered and they never caught the killer." What are they going to do, argue with me? After my dead mother? For shame.

[adeadsoldier]

Mm. Exactly.

Makes smalltalk fun because no I actually didn't go to school I was dead, then walking around brain dead, then training, then killing people.

Once got someone to stop smoking around me by saying it reminds me of dying from asphyxiation from the smoke of the explosion, like I don't smoke constantly.

[string-of-white-pearls]

Pffft—Hah. Hilarious.

Once I got a very obnoxious Gala going lady to stop wearing her God awful perfume because it smelled like the candles in the safe room they hid me in as a child so I didn't get assassinated.

There were no candles in the safe room—who would leave candles lit with a child?

[adeadsoldier]

Perfect. This is what it's all about.

Why get ridiculously traumatized if you can't get anything out of it? It's pretty easy to guilt Dick into doing things for me.

[string-of-white-pearls]

Exactly. It would just be a waist if all that trauma was just—what, sitting there?

And now I can get Bruce to give me access to the background info on everyone in Bristol by creeping the fact that he missed out on seventeen years of my life into any conversation.

...Which comes with the unfortunate side effect of him trying to make up for lost time, but if he ends up in my home unexpectedly I'm going to sell my house with him in it.

[adeadsoldier]

I've found if Bruce is being annoying I can bring up a lot of things that makes him feel bad, then I can disappear for like a week without him bothering me because he thinks I need space or something.

I just didn't want to deal with Riddler escaping Arkham again. He annoys me.

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

MINE AND JASON'S MIIS GOT INTO A FIGHT AND I DIDN'T FORGIVE HIM 😭😭

[adeadsoldier]

How dare you.

I don't know what the fuck a Mii is but yours is a bitch.

[batmanasks]

To my children: Remember that the family reunion is tonight. 9pm.

[adeadsoldier]

Why are we having a reunion, most of us live in the same city?

I saw you like, last week.

[specter-on-the-roof]

the pigeon on this rooftop has been staring at me for forty minutes. we have reached an understanding. i don't know what the understanding is but it feels mutual.

[adeadsoldier]

What type of pigeon is it?

[specter-on-the-roof]

the ugly type.

[adeadsoldier]

Well, don't be mean to the pigeons.

[specter-on-the-roof]

can't a guy be honest?

[adeadsoldier]

Pigeon didn't do anything to you.

Wasn't even the question I asked...SMH.

[specter-on-the-roof]

pigeons look like they know things. the only thing I know is the mutual understanding.

[adeadsoldier]

I'm just gonna assume it's a rock pigeon and you're bein' an asshole to it.

Pigeons are very smart so it probably does know something.

[specter-on-the-roof]

hn. it's probably working for the government.

i'll shoot it.

[adeadsoldier]

No, it's just in the city because we domesticated pigeons thousands of years ago and then completely abandoned them to be roaming the streets.

Don't shoot the pigeon, it hasn't done anything wrong. We've wronged the pigeons.

[specter-on-the-roof]

...

do I look like I care?

it's a pigeon. the world won't stop for it.

[adeadsoldier]

The world won't stop for anything or anyone, I doubt that matters really. The pigeon isn't going to hurt you, it's just a bird.

If your pissed off, you should take your anger out on someone less innocent.

[specter-on-the-roof]

you should really stop acting so sentimental with me.

i'm not the listenin' type. and you're wasting my time.

[adeadsoldier]

Uhuh.

I can't stop you from goin' on a bird murder spree, I highly doubt thats a good use of your time either.

[specter-on-the-roof]

i'm a mercenary. a sniper. it's what i do.

[adeadsoldier]

Mercenaries and poachers aren't the same thing last I checked.

[specter-on-the-roof]

whatever man. whatever keeps the money comin'.

[adeadsoldier]

Are people paying you to kill pigeons?

[specter-on-the-roof]

no. i do that for free.

[adeadsoldier]

Hm. I could pay you to not kill birds for no reason.

[specter-on-the-roof]

...

i'm listening.

[adeadsoldier]

Great. I have too much money.

[specter-on-the-roof]

yeah. i figured.

you do look like a nepo baby.

[adeadsoldier]

I grew up in the alley and built my empire myself. All my money is my own. Y'know who is a nepo-baby? Batman.

At least I use my money to better the community and help the people who are suffering instead of punching down beneath me and expecting the problems to solve themselves.

[string-of-white-pearls]

Having trauma is obviously bad, yes. But it is a very useful tool, I find, to make rude feel very uncomfortable, and I quite enjoy that a lot.

[adeadsoldier]

See this is why I bring up my death so often, it's both hilarious to make people distressed, and also it helps to get out of conversations.

[string-of-white-pearls]

Precisely. Saying "your voice is so annoying please stop talking." is not nearly as effective as "The sound of your voice reminds me of that time my mother was murdered and they never caught the killer." What are they going to do, argue with me? After my dead mother? For shame.

[adeadsoldier]

Mm. Exactly.

Makes smalltalk fun because no I actually didn't go to school I was dead, then walking around brain dead, then training, then killing people.

Once got someone to stop smoking around me by saying it reminds me of dying from asphyxiation from the smoke of the explosion, like I don't smoke constantly.

[string-of-white-pearls]

Pffft—Hah. Hilarious.

Once I got a very obnoxious Gala going lady to stop wearing her God awful perfume because it smelled like the candles in the safe room they hid me in as a child so I didn't get assassinated.

There were no candles in the safe room—who would leave candles lit with a child?

[adeadsoldier]

Perfect. This is what it's all about.

Why get ridiculously traumatized if you can't get anything out of it? It's pretty easy to guilt Dick into doing things for me.

[specter-on-the-roof]

the pigeon on this rooftop has been staring at me for forty minutes. we have reached an understanding. i don't know what the understanding is but it feels mutual.

[adeadsoldier]

What type of pigeon is it?

[specter-on-the-roof]

the ugly type.

[adeadsoldier]

Well, don't be mean to the pigeons.

[specter-on-the-roof]

can't a guy be honest?

[adeadsoldier]

Pigeon didn't do anything to you.

Wasn't even the question I asked...SMH.

[specter-on-the-roof]

pigeons look like they know things. the only thing I know is the mutual understanding.

[adeadsoldier]

I'm just gonna assume it's a rock pigeon and you're bein' an asshole to it.

Pigeons are very smart so it probably does know something.

[specter-on-the-roof]

hn. it's probably working for the government.

i'll shoot it.

[adeadsoldier]

No, it's just in the city because we domesticated pigeons thousands of years ago and then completely abandoned them to be roaming the streets.

Don't shoot the pigeon, it hasn't done anything wrong. We've wronged the pigeons.

[specter-on-the-roof]

...

do I look like I care?

it's a pigeon. the world won't stop for it.

[adeadsoldier]

The world won't stop for anything or anyone, I doubt that matters really. The pigeon isn't going to hurt you, it's just a bird.

If your pissed off, you should take your anger out on someone less innocent.

[specter-on-the-roof]

you should really stop acting so sentimental with me.

i'm not the listenin' type. and you're wasting my time.

[adeadsoldier]

Uhuh.

I can't stop you from goin' on a bird murder spree, I highly doubt thats a good use of your time either.

[specter-on-the-roof]

i'm a mercenary. a sniper. it's what i do.

[adeadsoldier]

Mercenaries and poachers aren't the same thing last I checked.

[specter-on-the-roof]

whatever man. whatever keeps the money comin'.

[adeadsoldier]

Are people paying you to kill pigeons?

[specter-on-the-roof]

no. i do that for free.

[adeadsoldier]

Hm. I could pay you to not kill birds for no reason.

[specter-on-the-roof]

...

i'm listening.

[adeadsoldier]

Great. I have too much money.

[string-of-white-pearls]

Having trauma is obviously bad, yes. But it is a very useful tool, I find, to make rude feel very uncomfortable, and I quite enjoy that a lot.

[adeadsoldier]

See this is why I bring up my death so often, it's both hilarious to make people distressed, and also it helps to get out of conversations.

[string-of-white-pearls]

Precisely. Saying "your voice is so annoying please stop talking." is not nearly as effective as "The sound of your voice reminds me of that time my mother was murdered and they never caught the killer." What are they going to do, argue with me? After my dead mother? For shame.

[adeadsoldier]

Mm. Exactly.

Makes smalltalk fun because no I actually didn't go to school I was dead, then walking around brain dead, then training, then killing people.

Once got someone to stop smoking around me by saying it reminds me of dying from asphyxiation from the smoke of the explosion, like I don't smoke constantly.

[string-of-white-pearls]

Having trauma is obviously bad, yes. But it is a very useful tool, I find, to make rude feel very uncomfortable, and I quite enjoy that a lot.

[adeadsoldier]

See this is why I bring up my death so often, it's both hilarious to make people distressed, and also it helps to get out of conversations.