Strider

Names Strider. partially here to post shit I find interestin or do that's interestin. partially here to snoop and sit quietly somewhere in the background. there'll be some *interestin* content. (risque) (ic rp blog, mun born in 1995) (magic anon: 0) (anon passes: 0)

[adecentbrostrider]

Mun: @tiredmunofabichaweirdos

Mun born year: 1995

Character age: 52

18+ only

[twinktechgodhead]

*there's a knock on the door.* "WHERE IS DAVE?"

“Oh shit” he tries to hide before kar gets him

[adecentbrostrider]

“Uh, in his room? Why?” He’s confused already. Karkats usually angry, but he’s nosey and wants to know if it’s tea time or he leaves the apartment for 3 hours time.

[twinktechgodhead]

*fuck*

…

Closet. He came out years ago, karkat would never suspect to find him there.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

He knows EXACTLY where to look. "MIGHT WANT TO BE SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR A WHILE." He says as his blush deepens. At least there's fair warning before he stalks to Dave's room and throws the closet door open.

[adecentbrostrider]

“Yup, dippin.” He just grabs a toolbox and goes to harass the gremlin in the attic.

[twinktechgodhead]

*there's a knock on the door.* "WHERE IS DAVE?"

“Oh shit” he tries to hide before kar gets him

[adecentbrostrider]

“Uh, in his room? Why?” He’s confused already. Karkats usually angry, but he’s nosey and wants to know if it’s tea time or he leaves the apartment for 3 hours time.

[adecentbrostrider]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

... Are you high attic goblin?

[adecentbrostrider]

"gat dangit Void!" He catches them easily and is instantly holding a bastard in bridal carry. "One of these days I'll miss you know..."

[goblinoftheattic]

"No you wont." They chuckled softly before resting their head on his shoulder.

[adecentbrostrider]

He sighs, "you're lucky I appreciate your existence..." He grumbles as he carries them off to his own apartment. "why didn't ya tell me you were almost out?, and do you have food in the place or do you need fed?"

[adecentbrostrider]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

... Are you high attic goblin?

[adecentbrostrider]

"gat dangit Void!" He catches them easily and is instantly holding a bastard in bridal carry. "One of these days I'll miss you know..."

[adecentbrostrider]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

... Are you high attic goblin?

[adecentbrostrider]

Because you're a broke artist. I'm on my way.

[goblinoftheattic]

Thanks dude. got the good snacks yet?

[adecentbrostrider]

Yeah. Plus the different order boxes... Why are 12 of them from Japan, and none of them have repeating items. I know the Basement gremlin uses my address but like, I asked them and they said to keep it....

[goblinoftheattic]

Awe sweet! Hurry your ass up here! you've got two working legs!

[adecentbrostrider]

Yeah I'm at your ladder dweebus.

[adecentbrostrider]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

... Are you high attic goblin?

[adecentbrostrider]

Because you're a broke artist. I'm on my way.

[goblinoftheattic]

Thanks dude. got the good snacks yet?

[adecentbrostrider]

Yeah. Plus the different order boxes... Why are 12 of them from Japan, and none of them have repeating items. I know the Basement gremlin uses my address but like, I asked them and they said to keep it....

[adecentbrostrider]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

... Are you high attic goblin?

[adecentbrostrider]

Because you're a broke artist. I'm on my way.

[adecentbrostrider]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

... Are you high attic goblin?

[goblinoftheattic]

Not high enough.

[adecentbrostrider]

Well come over I'll fix that.

[goblinoftheattic]

no funny business.

[adecentbrostrider]

Come on, it's just us smoking, what's the worst that can happen. Need me to come get ya?

[goblinoftheattic]

You're the one inviting chaos.

[adecentbrostrider]

Inviting you is always chaos. Do you need carried down or?

[adecentbrostrider]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

... Are you high attic goblin?

[goblinoftheattic]

Not high enough.

[adecentbrostrider]

Well come over I'll fix that.

[goblinoftheattic]

no funny business.

[adecentbrostrider]

Come on, it's just us smoking, what's the worst that can happen. Need me to come get ya?

[adecentbrostrider]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

... Are you high attic goblin?

[goblinoftheattic]

Not high enough.

[adecentbrostrider]

Well come over I'll fix that.

[adecentbrostrider]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

... Are you high attic goblin?

[adecentbrostrider]

It's quiet... Too damn quiet. I don't trust this shit...

[adecentbrostrider]

I'm gonna bite you.

I... Happen to know this is inevitable.

[adecentbrostrider]

126 cousins?!??!

... Q who is part of the oldest round of cousins, was the 200th great grandchild. There have been dozens more rounds born.

... The family is Mormon if that explains anything.

[adecentbrostrider]

so... what happened to the monkey commentor?

They wanted to act like a brat so they got treated like one.

I would say they learned a lesson but they definitely didn't ..

[adecentbrostrider]

Thanks for the advice! I’ve only been got tattoos and those are like 10x easier to take care of. And omg yes I’m only going to piercers with licenses!! I already went through a piercing in a school bathroom with a ‘clean’ (new Bobby pin and lighter) needle and those didn’t work out too well lol.

Ah, yeah those tend to back fire. Only one I trust for that type is our local basement dweller, but that one has way more medical equipment/knowledge/experience then any normal person, and he's been doing all his Mormon cousins first piercings when they dip from the church. 126 and no infections.

But yeah, middle school bathroom style is a bacteria minefield. Don't do that.