Karkat's Fruity Rumpus Asshole Party Town

🔞 18+ ONLY. Minors will be blocked on sight. 💢 IC yelling = Karkat. OOC disrespect = blocked. 🎭 Multi-ship/multi-verse friendly, ships & plots are chemistry/discussion based. 📜 No godmodding, no creep behavior, no bigotry. 🚫 Absolutely no NSFW with minors, fetishizing trauma, or “I can fix him” nonsense. ✅ Bottom line: Be an adult. Be respectful. Don’t be a jackass. (Mun’s note: Karkat screams in-character. I don’t. OOC, I value clear comms + mutual respect.)

[chr9nicgrievance]

TW: gender identity, dysph9ria menti9n, self-reflecti9n

This is g9ing t9 6e s9mewhat difficult t9 articulate. I've l9ng c9nsidered myself, at least partially, t9 exist 9utside 9f a rigid gender 6inary classificati9n — 6ut after the recent magical interference that temp9rarily altered my 69dy, I've had a great deal t9 think a69ut.

It w9uld 6e disingenu9us t9 say it didn't affect me. In s9me ways, it clarified things I hadn't 6een willing t9 c9nfr9nt directly.

S9, t9 put it simply: I d9n't c9nsider myself a man. I d9n't c9nsider myself a w9man. I d9n't feel like either w9rd fits, and I w9uld prefer n9t t9 6e called either. Y9u can refer t9 me with he, she, 9r they — all are accepta6le. I am m9stly c9mf9rta6le with my appearance, th9ugh s9metimes I very much wish I c9uld alter it at will t9 suit h9wever I am feeling at any time.

What I care a69ut, as always, is accuracy — and at this p9int in my life, "n9n-6inary" feels the m9st accurate w9rd there is.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

YOU'RE GETTING BETTER AT GETTING TO THE POINT OF A TOPIC TOO, CONGRATS.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

Hello :) are you oc friendly?

"I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GET THAT I'M "FRIENDLY" AT ALL... BUT... SURE I GUESS?"

[twinktechgodhead]

*there's a knock on the door.* "WHERE IS DAVE?"

“Oh shit” he tries to hide before kar gets him

[twinktechgodhead]

“Uh, hey karkat, sup?” He knows he’s about to get chewed.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

He gets up close and personal with a growl, nose to nose, before he grabs his face and kisses him.

[twinktechgodhead]

*there's a knock on the door.* "WHERE IS DAVE?"

“Oh shit” he tries to hide before kar gets him

[adecentbrostrider]

“Uh, in his room? Why?” He’s confused already. Karkats usually angry, but he’s nosey and wants to know if it’s tea time or he leaves the apartment for 3 hours time.

[twinktechgodhead]

*fuck*

…

Closet. He came out years ago, karkat would never suspect to find him there.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

He knows EXACTLY where to look. "MIGHT WANT TO BE SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR A WHILE." He says as his blush deepens. At least there's fair warning before he stalks to Dave's room and throws the closet door open.

[twinktechgodhead]

He’s in karkat’s apartment and he’s absolutely staring. Oh no he’s so cute… “… … Q is gonna absolutely go feral…” he’s gonna go feral frankly.

[twinktechgodhead]

He blinks and far to naturally says “of course I’ll be gentle, I’d never want to hurt you.” While rubbing karkats cheek first, be for very carefully running his hand down the others tail.

“Oh it’s so soft….”

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

His face is so red. "IM SO PALE FOR YOU DUDE." He sighed softly. Not that it meant to just blurt out like that.

[twinktechgodhead]

He smiles, nuzzling gently against karkat’s cheek while petting.

“Pale for you too…” he pulls karkles close and hums. “Cuddle pile?” In a hopeful voice.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

Hes nodding as he leans into the affection. Purring already before hitting the pile.

[twinktechgodhead]

He’s in karkat’s apartment and he’s absolutely staring. Oh no he’s so cute… “… … Q is gonna absolutely go feral…” he’s gonna go feral frankly.

[twinktechgodhead]

He blinks and far to naturally says “of course I’ll be gentle, I’d never want to hurt you.” While rubbing karkats cheek first, be for very carefully running his hand down the others tail.

“Oh it’s so soft….”

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

His face is so red. "IM SO PALE FOR YOU DUDE." He sighed softly. Not that it meant to just blurt out like that.

[twinktechgodhead]

He’s in karkat’s apartment and he’s absolutely staring. Oh no he’s so cute… “… … Q is gonna absolutely go feral…” he’s gonna go feral frankly.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

"HERE'S HOPING THEY LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT IT. I DON'T NEED ANYONE, LEAST OF ALL THE BASEMENT DWELLER YELLING *KITTY* AT ME LIKE I'M SOME STRAY."

[twinktechgodhead]

“They probably won’t… but resisting snuggling fluffy angry things is not how they work.” How many spicy kittens.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

"YEAH I KNOW." He says looking defeated.

[twinktechgodhead]

“… am I a bad person if I ask to pet your tail?” It’s. So. FLUFFY.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

"AT LEAST YOU'RE ASKING FIRST." He says as his fluffy tail wags. "YEAH SURE. JUST BE GENTLE."

[twinktechgodhead]

He’s in karkat’s apartment and he’s absolutely staring. Oh no he’s so cute… “… … Q is gonna absolutely go feral…” he’s gonna go feral frankly.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

"HERE'S HOPING THEY LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT IT. I DON'T NEED ANYONE, LEAST OF ALL THE BASEMENT DWELLER YELLING *KITTY* AT ME LIKE I'M SOME STRAY."

[twinktechgodhead]

“They probably won’t… but resisting snuggling fluffy angry things is not how they work.” How many spicy kittens.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

"YEAH I KNOW." He says looking defeated.

[twinktechgodhead]

He’s in karkat’s apartment and he’s absolutely staring. Oh no he’s so cute… “… … Q is gonna absolutely go feral…” he’s gonna go feral frankly.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

"HERE'S HOPING THEY LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT IT. I DON'T NEED ANYONE, LEAST OF ALL THE BASEMENT DWELLER YELLING *KITTY* AT ME LIKE I'M SOME STRAY."

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

Ma! Congratulations you're a cat boy now. Enjoy the fluffy ears, tail, and of course the bell collar you can't take off ;D

WHUT

[twinktechgodhead]

Snrk... No way. I'm coming over.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

NO YOU'RE NOT!

[twinktechgodhead]

Dude. Did you just hiss at the phone. I'm outside and you did that out loud.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME I'VE HISSED AT MY PHONE AND IT WONT BE THE LAST, NOW GO BACK TO YOUR OWN DAMN APARTMENT AND LEAVE ME ALONE FOR A WEEK AND A DAY.

[twinktechgodhead]

Nah, besides currently I'm the blockade. Basement gremlin was here, saw me and said "eh, quads get to bully first" so.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

Ma! Congratulations you're a cat boy now. Enjoy the fluffy ears, tail, and of course the bell collar you can't take off ;D

WHUT

[twinktechgodhead]

Snrk... No way. I'm coming over.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

NO YOU'RE NOT!

[twinktechgodhead]

Dude. Did you just hiss at the phone. I'm outside and you did that out loud.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME I'VE HISSED AT MY PHONE AND IT WONT BE THE LAST, NOW GO BACK TO YOUR OWN DAMN APARTMENT AND LEAVE ME ALONE FOR A WEEK AND A DAY.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

Ma! Congratulations you're a cat boy now. Enjoy the fluffy ears, tail, and of course the bell collar you can't take off ;D

WHUT

[twinktechgodhead]

Snrk... No way. I'm coming over.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

NO YOU'RE NOT!

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

Buddy you need a time limit rescue

Ma! The catboy anon only lasts 7 days 4 hours and 23 minutes and 42 seconds.

OH THANK ME.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

Ma! Congratulations you're a cat boy now. Enjoy the fluffy ears, tail, and of course the bell collar you can't take off ;D

WHUT

[twinktechgodhead]

*There's a harsh, but familiar knock that threatens violence if not answered.* "IF YOU DON'T START DRINKING WATER I'M GOING TO INJECT YOU WITH A PERMANENT SALINE DRIP. COME GET YOUR GATORADE BEFORE I KICK DOWN YOUR DOOR AND FORCE FEED IT TO YOU LIKE YOU'RE A BABY BIRD... AGAIN..." (yourgodcarcinogenetisist)

He opens the door "okay to be clear, I do not remember you spitting Gatorade down my throat?"

He waves the karklesparkle in "I ain't that dehydrated, I had a liquid earlier and everything."

[twinktechgodhead]

"...yeah alright I'll surrender that. It was either you or Q." He sighs, knowing some people are about to have their lives rocked.

"supposed to be the new tail... And I was debating a smoking video, but id prefer to be comfortable, maybe the Alice shorts from Halloween? They still fit." He hums pawing through it and tossing things onto the center bed if the room. A trundle only for filming.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

"I DON'T WANT TO TRY FIGURING OUT THE POSITIONING OF *THAT* TAIL IN THOSE SHORTS. IT'S ALREADY GOING TO BE WEIRD SEEING YOU WITH A TAIL EVEN IF IT IS ARTIFICIAL." He shudders.

"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO NEED HELP INSERTING THAT ARE YOU?"

[twinktechgodhead]

He snorts "the shorts are because I won't have the tail, cheat codes ya dork."

He grins "nah, I can handle that fine don't worry." Already grabbing the bottle of slippy goo and other supplies.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

He shudders. "OK GOOD. CAUSE THAT WOULD BE... CONCERNING SHOULD SOMEONE SOMEHOW COME IN ON ANY OF THIS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA LOCK THE DOOR AND PUT A NOTICE ON THE KNOB JUST IN CASE YOUR BRO COMES HOME, OR THE ATTIC GOBLIN OR BASEMENT DWELLER GET A BURR UP THEIR ASS ABOUT COMING HERE." He says as he starts for the other room to make a do not disturb sign.

[twinktechgodhead]

*There's a harsh, but familiar knock that threatens violence if not answered.* "IF YOU DON'T START DRINKING WATER I'M GOING TO INJECT YOU WITH A PERMANENT SALINE DRIP. COME GET YOUR GATORADE BEFORE I KICK DOWN YOUR DOOR AND FORCE FEED IT TO YOU LIKE YOU'RE A BABY BIRD... AGAIN..." (yourgodcarcinogenetisist)

He opens the door "okay to be clear, I do not remember you spitting Gatorade down my throat?"

He waves the karklesparkle in "I ain't that dehydrated, I had a liquid earlier and everything."

[twinktechgodhead]

"...yeah alright I'll surrender that. It was either you or Q." He sighs, knowing some people are about to have their lives rocked.

"supposed to be the new tail... And I was debating a smoking video, but id prefer to be comfortable, maybe the Alice shorts from Halloween? They still fit." He hums pawing through it and tossing things onto the center bed if the room. A trundle only for filming.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

"I DON'T WANT TO TRY FIGURING OUT THE POSITIONING OF *THAT* TAIL IN THOSE SHORTS. IT'S ALREADY GOING TO BE WEIRD SEEING YOU WITH A TAIL EVEN IF IT IS ARTIFICIAL." He shudders.

"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO NEED HELP INSERTING THAT ARE YOU?"

[twinktechgodhead]

He snorts "the shorts are because I won't have the tail, cheat codes ya dork."

He grins "nah, I can handle that fine don't worry." Already grabbing the bottle of slippy goo and other supplies.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

"I'M NOT GOING TO DRIVE YOU TO THE ER AGAIN IF YOU DO ANOTHER BEYBLADE THING." He says ominously

[twinktechgodhead]

*There's a harsh, but familiar knock that threatens violence if not answered.* "IF YOU DON'T START DRINKING WATER I'M GOING TO INJECT YOU WITH A PERMANENT SALINE DRIP. COME GET YOUR GATORADE BEFORE I KICK DOWN YOUR DOOR AND FORCE FEED IT TO YOU LIKE YOU'RE A BABY BIRD... AGAIN..." (yourgodcarcinogenetisist)

He opens the door "okay to be clear, I do not remember you spitting Gatorade down my throat?"

He waves the karklesparkle in "I ain't that dehydrated, I had a liquid earlier and everything."

[twinktechgodhead]

"...yeah alright I'll surrender that. It was either you or Q." He sighs, knowing some people are about to have their lives rocked.

"supposed to be the new tail... And I was debating a smoking video, but id prefer to be comfortable, maybe the Alice shorts from Halloween? They still fit." He hums pawing through it and tossing things onto the center bed if the room. A trundle only for filming.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

"I DON'T WANT TO TRY FIGURING OUT THE POSITIONING OF *THAT* TAIL IN THOSE SHORTS. IT'S ALREADY GOING TO BE WEIRD SEEING YOU WITH A TAIL EVEN IF IT IS ARTIFICIAL." He shudders.

"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO NEED HELP INSERTING THAT ARE YOU?"