chameleon girl

Adelaide Vaisey Graduate student Twenty Two

[bridgettejfc-blog]

Maybe they’ll learn one day and evolve.

[adelaide--vaisey]

That’s terrifying.

[d1gitallyfvckd]

Being an adult is way too hard.

[adelaide--vaisey]

Right? I refuse to be called an adult. Not yet.

[fvck-indigo-deactivated20150623]

“Sorry, I get a little heated over yogurt sometimes.”

[adelaide--vaisey]

And here I was, thinking you were trying to defend my honor.

[stylesctrl-blog]

You should live it out!

[adelaide--vaisey]

I would probably get sick.

[bridgettejfc-blog]

And their ‘mom’ shorts and minivans.

[adelaide--vaisey]

You would think that such a judgmental group of people would have better fashion sense.

[poppylowndes-blog]

Nothing is fun with a screaming toddler, let me tell you.

[adelaide--vaisey]

Well, if you start screaming, maybe he or she will stop.

[fvck-indigo-deactivated20150623]

“Yogurt? Wow, what a bitch. I hope she choked on it.”

[adelaide--vaisey]

O-Oh...That seems a bit extreme.

[bridgettejfc-blog]

And those damn soccer moms.

[adelaide--vaisey]

With their spikey hair! I always feel like if I touch I’ll get hurt.

[poppylowndes-blog]

It’s not so fun.

[adelaide--vaisey]

Maybe you just have to find your inner kid...Grocery stores look like adventures from that height.

[greylormand-blog]

Well, that sucks. 

[adelaide--vaisey]

Life of a grad student.

[stylesctrl-blog]

I ‘dunno, I take whatever looks good. I’ve had Oreo cookies for dinner before, Adelaide. I can cook up a mean dinner when I want to, but sometimes I’m not always well put together.

[adelaide--vaisey]

You had Oreos for dinner? That sounds like a dream I had when I was six!

[adelaide--vaisey]

I am having a slight emergency.

[juleshastings-blog]

Well, you are two blocks from the coffeehouse, so it won’t be hell for long.

If you ever need anyone to show you around, feel free to give me a call, I’m in the local directory. Which, you probably need a name for, I’m Juliet Hastings, pleasure to meet you.

[adelaide--vaisey]

Two blocks? What are we doing standing here? C’mon!

Nice to meet you, Juliet! For a second I thought you said you were the local directory--I need to get my hearing checked.

[d1gitallyfvckd]

I mean-is great value equal to name brand? I’ll never know.

[adelaide--vaisey]

Oh, it absolutely is. I mean, patents expire.

[fvck-indigo-deactivated20150623]

“Buying food shouldn’t be stressful, I mean, unless you’re on a budget or diet. If that’s the case then my apologies to you..”

[adelaide--vaisey]

Neither. I can just never choose what I want, it’s always crowded...An old lady once conned me out of my favorite yogurt...

[greylormand-blog]

Maybe you should go on a weekday in the morning? 

[adelaide--vaisey]

I have lecture then. Usually I try to go between classes, but today I was not fast enough.

[jamiiewatson-blog]

That’s why I just go out for food. 

[adelaide--vaisey]

Oh, but I like cooking too much to let someone else do it for me all the time!

[poppylowndes-blog]

Try shopping with a three and a half year old who refused to nap.

[adelaide--vaisey]

I can’t even imagine...Though, sometimes I feel like a three and a half year old who refused to nap.