Subtle Ragnarok

Farewell social normalcy - I am an engineer. Sometimes I write things @cynicinafishbowl and occasionally I sew things @whatisha

[billboard-hotties-tourney]

NAME THAT TUNE TOURNEY - ROUND FIVE

"Proud Mary" - Ike and Tina Turner

"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" - Gordon Lightfoot

Voting ended onMay 31

Vote for the "name" song you prefer!

Propaganda for "Proud Mary": none Defeated Opponents: "Marina" - Rocco Granata; "Carey" - Joni Mitchell; "Rhiannon" - Fleetwood Mac; "Black Betty" - Lead Belly

Propaganda for "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald": "this song goes so hard that the event that inspired it is the Roman Empire of every midwestern (geographically or spiritually) guy (gender non-specific) above the age of 15." Defeated Opponents: "Lydia the Tattooed Lady" - Groucho Marx; "You Don't Mess Around With Jim" - Jim Croce; "Alfie" - Dionne Warwick; "Sara" - Fleetwood Mac

[adelatur]

HOW IS THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD NOT WINNING IT IS A BANGER AND NEEDS TO WIN. THE LEGEND LIVES ON FROM THE CHIPPEWA ON DOWN FOR A REASON.

[kleinergeist]

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

[skarabrae-stone]

[blackgirlmagicx]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[adelatur]

Inshallah

[muppetshow2026]

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

[dogpuppy]

[jessebloom]

when the such cases are many

[clowncrime-deactivated20201102]

[4-murasame]

communists on christmarx when they hear socialism claus proceeding down the chimney exactly as predicted by a materialist understanding of class structures throughout history

[deathwarlock]

you simply MUST try the stewed elf it's to die for.

[tidesandtwilight]

No, YOUR car needs a wheel alignment mine shakes like that at high speeds because it’s excited to have me inside it

[tidesandtwilight]

Suddenly every cunts a mechanic

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

[floridaboiler]

[bluecontacts]

[obamayuriblast]

9/11 Wishes It Had A Song As Fire As The Edmund Fitzgerald Song

[queer-vampire]

great lakes midwesterners did you do you civic duty today?????