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[suntan-bob]

Cold hotdogs and suntan lotion.  Follow @suntan-bob for some posts. There will very often be things in the posts. And that’s pretty cool, right?

[stormwaterwitch]

Reblog if you’re a Goblin

[zestychille]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[kaijuno]

All Pelicans go to jail challenge

[kaijuno]

[underthehedge]

Pelicans have the exact opposite energy from capybara. Capybara are shaped like a friend, soothing.

Pelicans are shaped like a problem.

[ainawgsd]

They also crinkle like plastic bags when you pet them

[followthebluebell]

like... they crinkle in general or just... they crinkle?

[ainawgsd]

Pelicans have subcutaneous emphysema (air pockets under the skin) to help with buoyancy and it makes a crinkly sound (and feeling!) if you pet them.

In most animals SQ emphysema is...not good. It can be caused by injury or bacterial infection. But in pelicans it's just...Normal.

[zestychille]

Downscaled from the original, which is 2000px² - This version is only 300px² - It looks better in 2000, but Tumblr doesn’t like anything that looks good.

[shittycryptids]

rat that slowly grows bigger and bigger whenever it’s near people

[zestychille]

This makes me want a rat drawn carriage. Or a rat sled. Or just a really big pet rat to ride. My very own horrible cryptid creature. Eventually it would swallow the earth… Our entire legacy as a planet enveloped in a single GOD-RAT. ALL HAIL THE GOD RAT, CONSUMER OF WORLDS.

[legally-a-bastard]

ALL HAIL GOD-RAT, THE GIANT RAT WHO MAKES THE RULES

[memewhore]

[captainsingleton]

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

[kitharion]

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

[minyate]

[zestychille]

IT’S BACK!

THE CLASSIC!

THE LEGEND!

THE PIG!

[zestychille]

Up Until Now, by Zestychille

36 track album

And we’re uploaded, folks.  My first album release, Up Until Now, is set up on Bandcamp. Release date: August 16 2021

It’s full of horrible things. And there is even DUBIOUS MERCH available.

[zestychille]

WE ARE 

WE ARE

WE AAAAAARREEEE

WE ARE

WE ARE

WE AAAAAAAREEEE

YEAH!

[zebra-julius]

you will bring

joy to the nowhere king

when he sees the light

leaving your eyes

[zestychille]

The Nowhere King - from Centaurworld

The darkest fluffy children’s show I have ever.

A mixture of extreme cuteness and extreme darkness.

—

Lyrics:

Hush now, hide all you little ones, Rush now, into the middle of Nowhere, Singing and laughter will die Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King, When his kingdom comes, Darkness is nigh

Quiet, crawl to the in-between Silent, secretive feeling of fearsome, hatred That reaches the skies You will bring, joy to the Nowhere King When he sees the light, leaving your eyes.

[sparrow-ceiling]

microdosing on fame by reblogging my own posts for notifications

[sparrow-ceiling]

microdosing on fame by reblogging my own posts for notifications

[zestychille]

FACE HORROR - Zestychille (2021)

I spent the morning making something I enjoyed. This is the low-res version because Tumblr just can’t handle the original files. And I have a new favorite format that I will be making into a series, however long or short it may be.

I sit at my desk and sew my sweater (seam repair/etc) as it renders.

Keep reading

[tolkienblackgirl]

Y’all…what if Bigfoots are just Alien version of a Yorkie and the reason why it’s common for ufos & Bigfoot sightings together is because we are a Galactic rest stop & fluffy needs to go walkies 😆

[tomorrowusa]

Here’s a list of everything you can get for free with your vaccine card

It goes without saying that getting your Covid-19 vaccine should be a priority. However, with numerous individuals still hesitant, businesses are offering incentives to nudge them in the right direction - starting with discounts and freebies.

Vaccination freebies.

Are you aware of any additional ones?

[flimflix]

Cruella's mother's death