Cold hotdogs and suntan lotion.Ā Follow @suntan-bob for some posts. There will very often be things in the posts. And thatās pretty cool, right?

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Cold hotdogs and suntan lotion.Ā Follow @suntan-bob for some posts. There will very often be things in the posts. And thatās pretty cool, right?
Reblog if youāre a Goblin
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All Pelicans go to jail challenge
Pelicans have the exact opposite energy from capybara. Capybara are shaped like a friend, soothing.
Pelicans are shaped like a problem.
They also crinkle like plastic bags when you pet them
like... they crinkle in general or just... they crinkle?
Pelicans have subcutaneous emphysema (air pockets under the skin) to help with buoyancy and it makes a crinkly sound (and feeling!) if you pet them.
In most animals SQ emphysema is...not good. It can be caused by injury or bacterial infection. But in pelicans it's just...Normal.
Downscaled from the original, which is 2000px² -Ā This version is only 300px² - It looks better in 2000, but Tumblr doesnāt like anything that looks good.
rat that slowly grows bigger and bigger whenever itās near people
This makes me want a rat drawn carriage. Or a rat sled. Or just a really big pet rat to ride. My very own horrible cryptid creature. Eventually it would swallow the earth⦠Our entire legacy as a planet enveloped in a single GOD-RAT. ALL HAIL THE GOD RAT, CONSUMER OF WORLDS.
ALL HAIL GOD-RAT, THE GIANT RAT WHO MAKES THE RULES
Man: Whatās a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?
Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*
Man: Is that a yeah?
Pig: *shorter groan*
Man: Okay.Ā Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig⦠Look at this pigā¦
Pig: *quiet snort*
Man: Hey!
Pig: *snort*
Man: Are you messed up, girl?Ā Ā
Pig: *short snort*
Man: Never seen a damn pig⦠Look at that, that one hereās fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly upĀ
Pig: *snort snort snort snort*
Man: Hey you
Pig: *snort*
Man: Whoa!Ā Whoa!Ā Shit!Ā [Unintelligible] HOWH!Ā Come here girl!Ā
Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*
Man: Holy hell, fuckā¦I didnāt mean to do that
āWhoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!ā Is my new favorite expletive
ITāS BACK!
THE CLASSIC!
THE LEGEND!
THE PIG!
36 track album
And weāre uploaded, folks.Ā My first album release, Up Until Now, is set up on Bandcamp. Release date: August 16 2021
Itās full of horrible things. And there is even DUBIOUS MERCH available.
WE AREĀ
WE ARE
WE AAAAAARREEEE
WE ARE
WE ARE
WE AAAAAAAREEEE
YEAH!
you will bring
joy to the nowhere king
when he sees the light
leaving your eyes
The Nowhere King - from Centaurworld
The darkest fluffy childrenās show I have ever.
A mixture of extreme cuteness and extreme darkness.
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Lyrics:
Hush now, hide all you little ones, Rush now, into the middle of Nowhere, Singing and laughter will die Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King, When his kingdom comes, Darkness is nigh
Quiet, crawl to the in-between Silent, secretive feeling of fearsome, hatred That reaches the skies You will bring, joy to the Nowhere King When he sees the light, leaving your eyes.
microdosing on fame by reblogging my own posts for notifications
microdosing on fame by reblogging my own posts for notifications
FACE HORROR - Zestychille (2021)
I spent the morning making something I enjoyed. This is the low-res version because Tumblr just canāt handle the original files. And I have a new favorite format that I will be making into a series, however long or short it may be.
I sit at my desk and sew my sweater (seam repair/etc) as it renders.
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Yāallā¦what if Bigfoots are just Alien version of a Yorkie and the reason why itās common for ufos & Bigfoot sightings together is because we are a Galactic rest stop & fluffy needs to go walkies š
It goes without saying that getting your Covid-19 vaccine should be a priority. However, with numerous individuals still hesitant, businesses are offering incentives to nudge them in the right direction - starting with discounts and freebies.
Vaccination freebies.
Are you aware of any additional ones?
Cruella's mother's death