Midnight Meat Train Regular

[jaggerdragon]

[all-pacas]

god the way people talk to their pets

like i’m calling myself out here but i just uttered the words “you did the stretch and now the rare and powerful double pets” (two hands at once!!) to my cat without a trace of irony

like i do not believe my cat understands a word of what i am saying but he absolutely knows my voice and i think also my tone? but also all day i’m just randomly looking over at him like “good boy!” or “are you fluffy?” or singing little songs about his current fluff levels. to an animal. a wonderful animal but a creature who absolutely does not speak english and probably only vaguely is like “this creature is communicating with me” when the strange noises come from the person’s mouth

like i just think about this sometimes

i never wanted to baby talk this cat, i dislike the whole “i am a cat mom and this is my baby” thing, he is a cat, i am a person, and yet i just spend all day talking at him. while typing this he rolled over to show off his tummy and i had to restrain myself from saying “you got a tummy?” aloud. and then i did it anyway

(he is indeed in possession of a tummy)

[vaiyamagic]

[somecutething]

A device a blind chihuahua uses to make sure he doesn’t bump his head into things 😭

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Ammolite (Placenticeras sp., Cretaceous) -  Bearpaw Formation. Southern Alberta, Canada

[zestychille]

ME WANT BITE, ME WANT THAT GREEN AMMOLITE ME WANT WINGS OF FLY ME THING THAT BUG WING ROCK NICE

[me-want-bite]

YEEHAW EATING ROCKS ON MAIN, WILD TUESDAY NIGHTS ON TUMBLR!

[lordofthe-memes]

[meme-lord-sauron]

[me-want-bite]

[zestychille]

[crackspidersbitch]

[dumpsterstuff1324547]

[cheesecakerevolutionjuicy]

[a-hidden-halfling]

[stolen-gorefield]

[crouching-growlithe-hidden]

[god-of-vanity-lord-of-cool]

[the-greatest-blog-ever-mad-e]

[zestychille]

Me when I derail a post to make a meme:

[weonsinnombre]

[kirkendauhl]

[lotr-shitposts]

[zestychille]

Neural blender: “big meaty hands mycelium art hate fear loathing decay”  @neural-nightmares For your viewing pleasure.

[zestychille]

“We don’t own the world, it owns us. It gave us everything we are made of, and one day we will have to give it all back.”

Zestychille (via zestychille)

[banjobuttbird]

UHUHUHUHUHUHEHEHEHEUHUHUHEHAHAHAHAUHUHUHEHAHUHUHAHAHH AAAAAHHHHHYEA

[the-shit-posts-say]

FOUND ONE

[whitealbum]

biblical angels but their true form looks like the patterns in 90s arcade carpets

[whitealbum]

[zestychille]

Intrusive thought:

[thesmartartslibrary]

[zestychille]

peacockitty 

[post-ruining-shit-o-verse]

catcock

[crackspidersbitch]

there are two types of people

[newtonpermetersquare]

*laughs in Potassium-40*

[nosdrinker]

someone reblog the Skrillex bee attack gif

[moobeams]

[nosdrinker]

WHOA LOOK OUT SKRILLEX

[guerrillatech]

[kaijuno]

Sacred image

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

Look a this photograph

[kaijuno]

[netunokinoart]

Arme // GRAND CHASE

[comparingmeerkats]