What the heckie?

WHAT IS LIFE. That being out of the way, hello I'm a person and I do things, you can call me Wyx. Icon by @originallapis

[coral]

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

if you read this ur gay

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

if u rb this ur twice as gay

[imthedoctorbasicallyfun]

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

[lackofresponse]

Same.

[raspberrypiekitten-blog]

I just need some reassurance here.

Would you please reblog if you think trans boys/men are real boys and men, and that trans girls/women are real girls and women? 

And that no matter what your gender is, it’s okay to wear clothes designed for the opposite gender? 

[alrightevans]

tag game: what would your name be if your parents had named you like edward and bella named renesmee (renée + esme) 

[rollforsalsa]

i thought id have a good laugh doing this and then i remembered both my grandma’s names are mary ann

[mother-of-snapdragons]

I’d be either Brevelyn or Evenda?

[beerats]

Your url is your hero name, describe your quirk in the tags

[questionableart420]

…..I guess I fly

[zombie-at-heart-deactivated2018]

Can’t die. But can’t love either 😥

[tydrel]

Can transform into animals??

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

I guess I’m Marina. But like. Big.

[valtsv]

forget overwatch mains, the REAL personality test is who you main on mario kart

[valtsv]

rb with your star sign and who you main on mario kart in the tags

[babyanimalgifs]

Animal snapchats that will make your day

[gallusrostromegalus]

Operation Bread Jesus is go.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Dough proofing in the oven, 90mins is enough time to watch a cheesy movie. I’m thinking an Godzilla.

[shetanshadowwolf]

Hey Gallus, since i feel like I’m late to the show, how big of a Bread Jesus are you making this unholy Easter-April Fool’s ?

[gallusrostromegalus]

…I’ll know when I take the dough out of the oven in an hour?  I’ve never made Challah before and I’m not sure how much this will rise.  But I have a slightly-smaller-than-average sized oven, so it’ll have to fit on a cookie sheet. Hence, Baby Bread Jesus.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Update: he’s beautiful. Also, I’ve made a serious tactical error in that I don’t know how I’m getting him on to the baking sheet.

[cacklebarnacle]

Do you have something flat without raised edges? Put flour on it and carefully lift Baby Bread Jesus bit by bit up and slide the flat item underneath. Then you can just transfer him onto the baking sheet.

[gallusrostromegalus]

I got him on via the silicone baking sheet, and he’s in for the second coming proofing and already beginning to distort into a monstrosity. I love him.

[cacklebarnacle]

That sounds awesome.

While he’s proofing, do you mind telling us, how you got the different colours of the dough? Different dough? Food colouring?

Is he filled with jelly?

[gallusrostromegalus]

The light color is regular Challah Dough, the darker color is the same but with a bit of molasses and cinnamon.  I’ve done it before for other sweet doughs where I wanted a color change.

He’s not filled with Jelly becuase 

1. I’m renting and don’t want to lose my damage deposit becuase there’s smuckers on the ceiling.

2. I try not to keep grape products in the house in general (the juice is a noted passover exception) because Mr. Charleston Chew thinks all things grape-related are delicious and Grapes are very, very toxic to dogs and I don’t want to have to put him in hospital for 3 days to pump his kidneys again.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Well, there’s definitely enough of him to go around?

[rettaroo]

HE HAS RISEN

[gallusrostromegalus]

SIGNIFICANTLY MORE THAN ANTICIPATED.

smells hella good tho. Candy googly eyes were a good choice too, I think.

[saintdollyparton]

He thicc. Amen.

[teachagainstfascism]

i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

[sleepy-nuvola]

[beerightsactivist]

cute things to call ur s.o.

bumblebae

small and precious bee

very small and precious bee

honey bee

destroyer of worlds

bb (pronounced bee bee, a neat alternative to baby)

[super-metroid]

i wish real life had savestates

[demilypyro]

we had an entire fairly odd parents episode on why this is a bad idea

[super-metroid]

wait which one was that?

[demilypyro]

magic watch lets timmy turn back time and try anything as many times as he wants

to be fair i dont remember what it was that made it go wrong

[sharpieskunk]

Vicky ended up getting CosmoWatch and Timmy has Wanda become a watch that only works for him as Vicky and Timmy repeatedly mess up the timeline to fuck with each other, usually involving cats. Vicky ends up hit by a school bus.

[demilypyro]

nvm i take it back. great idea

[super-metroid]

i just rewatched (pun intended) the episode to see what happened, so yeah as long as it only works for me we good. should we redo this post?

[demilypyro]

yeah, good idea, sorry for interrupting

[super-metroid]

[super-metroid]

i wish real life had savestates

[demilypyro]

i agree. thank you, OP, for this great post.

[sam-disk]

made this for reference

[alcego]

@saltedsaltine

[fixedyourmeme]

[certifries]

thank god the prompts for shinsouweek don’t follow a certain schedule because this was too cute not to draw immediately before i catch up on the rest