Eat a Cake

★I'm Shelby but you can call me Shell★they/she★26★I love animals that rummage through garbage★

[hungry-joe]

[energyprison]

You know originally democracy had this feature where if the government stopped representing the people we'd all get together and kill everyone in charge

[whitepeopletwitter]

[daughterofapollo123]

plus, it’s not like billionares help the economy either- they’re a drain on the system.

[paper-mario-wiki]

animal crossing is an RPG

[eviemaybe-deactivated20200425]

Really Peaceful Game

[paper-mario-wiki]

HELL yeah

[straightboyfriend]

my fav thing abt tumblr is when an 18 yr old & 17 yr old are fighting & all the 17 yr olds friends are like “stop harassing a minor!!!!!!”

[sanriodiscourse]

I mean, one is a child and the other is a grown us adult, so idk what op is trying to say

[the-witch-maker-deactivated2021]

I too remember the day when I woke up, no longer a swaddled and innocent 17 year old babe, but a grizzled and aged 18 year old with an ex wife, 3 children and a mortgage.

[sandandglass]

[vetmedirl]

God bless nurses forever

[dynamite5ftjewishbitch]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ms-m-astrologer]

This is what I’m talking about.

[blossomandglow]

This is what I want for my birthday.

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Related:

[topherchris]

[topherchris]

[puyopuyo]

please oh please mother can we call 1-800-351-2249 right now and order the SunSetter Retractable Awning? the SunSetter Retractable Awning opens and closes in just sixty seconds and will keep our patio about twenty degrees cooler

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

did march fucking happen

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

march is fucking happening?

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

Lord Almighty hows it still march

[terracamilia]

[mittenfoot]

[cactusjubilee]

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

I hate men

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

Can we bring this back? He’s the reason I started carrying knives everywhere… One time he saw me inside of a liquor store and I refused to step outside until he finally left.. AN HOUR LATER. He just stood there waiting for me to leave the store. Ugh. I’m glad I’m across the country from this creep.

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

Oh he also stopped by my work EVERYDAY to ask me out and EVERYDAY I would say “no thank you” it got to the point that whenever I saw his car pull up I would tell my boss and then go hide in the back room. He honestly terrified me.

[thecouncilofjune]

Men are fucking terrifying, I once had some random dude stalk me at work because I smiled at him. … something you get in trouble for if you don’t do when in customer service!

[theeeprotagonist]

what the actual fuck

[personal-insane-asylum]

Everytime a guy tries to describe himself to me as a nice guy and that i shouldn’t be afraid, my warning siren in my head gets louder.

[cronagorgonzola]

protip, people who are actually nice, don’t usually feel the need to tell everyone how nice they are.

[pharaohmangos-deactivated201801]

Men feel so entitled sometimes. It’s scary to watch the interactions sometimes.

[bisexualityinfused]

Statement of Mr. Tom Nook. Regarding a meteor shower witnessed above Season Island on March 25th, 2020. Statement taken directly from subject on March 27th, 2020. Statement begins...

[left-reminders]

[nevver]

Money to burn, Alex Schaefer

[perpetualcollapse]

Good time to reblog these nuggets from the last crisis.