Dog with a Blog

Sad Ace Anime Trash

[frankenfemme]

Tfw your on your way to the gym and your phone is dying but it's cool because you have the power of disassociation

[mattfog]

“where did this weird trope even come from?”

well, statistically speaking, probably star trek

[distinguishedbaloney]

what being bi means to me: sometimes i look at pictures of people of various genders and say “nice” but mostly i lie down on the floor a lot because Im tired. follow for more relatable content

[mokzo]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

Local Girl Discovers That Wasting Money Won't Save Her From Midnight Depression

[currentmoodjpg]

[respectfulmemes]

[lorddio]

[thejohnsu]

be a frog

[obviousplant]

I installed a ‘Relationship Saving Station’ at Ikea to help keep couples from fighting.

[runcibility]

[shanology]

Mansplaining: The tweet.

[andallthatmishigas]

This is performance art.

[adogwithinablog]

a chef on cutthroat kitchen: what we have here is a perfectly poached egg

me, eating sponge-bob shaped boxed mac and cheese: the yolk is hard you tepid fool

[timbllr]

[theinturnetexplorer]

the crows are his allies now.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

“THE DEBT MUST BE REPAID. YOU HAVE OUR ALLEGIANCE, HUMAN”

@theclockworkscarecrow

[undeadwill]

That’s actually how it works.

[literaryreference]

Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

There are humans who manage to get their dicks stuck in toasters I really don’t think we get to judge

[galesleg]

[dbz]

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[ladysadira]

gohan what the fuck

[underm0st]

me