Adolf Hitler Claimed To Be A Cymek

[terranhumansdescendfromprimates]

Terran Humans Descend From Primates

[victusinveritas]

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

[tonysaintborgi]

love how the king was just like nah let's see where the dog is going with this

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Silas Melvin

[edwin-paynes-bowtie]

[thingscymekswouldhaveforbidden]

Things Cymeks Would Have Forbidden

Such As Democracy And Possession Of Technology

[thingscymekswouldhaveforbidden]

Things Cymeks Would Have Forbidden

Such As Democracy And Possession Of Technology

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[iceslushii]

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

[yiffmaster]

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

[llsilvertail]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

[computationalcalculator]

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[boysbootsnbuckles]

[holonetsquarenotstormtrooper]

EACH OF THE TERMS ON WIKIPEDIA

Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Wikipedia is a free online encyclopedia, created and edited by volunteers around the world and hosted by the Wikimedia Foundation.

[dvdp]

[brad-geiger]

Shooting Star

[atreus-time-travel-read]

[machinesforinternationalbusiness]

Alien invaders associated with time travel are trying to cover up this universe and this planet and people on it because they disprove those alien invaders' claims of being original natives of the planet Terra.

Rather than calling for legal resources to come to their aid, they are criminally assaulting people, attempting to force them to leave this place and reduce inspection of this universe.

Oftentimes, merely the age of this universe disproves criminally associated claims, and the claims of individuals claiming to be Terrans who are not descended from original Terran species.

[cymekshadtimetravelingrobots]

Cymeks Had Time Traveling Robots

[adolfhitlerclaimedtobeacymek]

Adolf Hitler Claimed To Be A Cymek