Simply Spectacular

Hey, I'm Brandon. I'm 22. Gay. Musical Theater Major. Kentucky is where I'm at. Ask me stuff or submit shiz to me!

[bicturesforbella]

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

my pockets jingle with stolen buttons from hot topic

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

i literally cant stop stealing those buttons from the Button Vats like i dont feel like paying 3 dollars for a piece of tin with pusheen on it but i do feel like doing a heist

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

call the cops bitch ill have sex with them

[just-abnormal-human]

This feels like a the kind of thing you overhear when the person next to you on the bus is having a heated phone call

[gay-white-bread]

i'm gay and my glasses are dirty

reblog if you’re gay and your glasses are dirty

[meanplastic]

[auckie]

My parents just switched me from wet to dry food and it’s fucking ruining my life

[autogynephiladelphia]

[toastbutteregg]

this is ridiculous but also fascinating like everyone in our dream are apparently people we have encountered/seen

[jxey]

[peachtearsb]

i understand why van gogh cut off his ear and shot himself in the middle of an open field like i get it now

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

[julius-novachrono]

She came for his whole LIFE

[welcometonegrotown]

[hummingbirdbandit]

Professor: You should be teaching yourself the material.

Me: Then why, pray tell, am I paying you?

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

student: i really don’t understand the material. can you explain it?

professor who also doesn’t understand the material: oh haven’t you heard?

[wheelcher]

i have everyone’s nudes hidden in my 

[desirethepositive]

STOP 👏 MAKING 👏 SHOWS 👏 DARK 👏 FOR 👏 THE 👏 “”””AESTHETIC”””” 👏 I 👏 CAN’T 👏 SEE

[sunshine-snowflake]

[unclefather]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

what if your mortician was gay

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

[waxscoralpants]

Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12 thousand bells. It was a pitfall seed.

[otterscallops-deactivated202203]

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

also. under certain circumstances forgetting to save will get your face taken away

[sailorbamff-deactivated20210108]

You guys are forgetting the best part

[frenchifries]

animals when you’re rude to them in new leaf: haha you’re such a kidder! oh well have a good day!

animals when you’re rude to them on gamecube: haha it’s funny how much of an ugly bitch you are, you absolute degenerate :) i’m going to take everything you love, do you know that? you’ll never be shit. you’re going to die alone in the woods with no one around to even hear your last words :)

[prasejeebus]

Me: Drama….? I don’t know her. I stay away from unnecessary problems. 

Me: sees an opportunity to be petty

Me: