Wistfully Wandering Wondering Why

Symphony Member. Trying to be a Software Engineer at 28. Masc-presenting but my preferred pronouns are a mess. Poly/Pan. Blaze it, Pagan! Welcome to my little ray of sunshine.

[thepotatinator]

[sarcrifise]

the true purpose of the alignment chart has been fulfilled

[silly-jellyghoty]

No but like seriously this is an awesome explanation

And let me add:

Nu-metal: the world is broken and so am i and this the reason WHYYYYYYY!!!!

[goldntrinity]

Sorry this is literally the funniest thing ever

[tanou123]

☺

[ryssa-aquicoine]

Enjoys scritches then cries when he drops his stick!

HOW CAN YOU NOT

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

A d o r a b l e

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

Ok, I’m good. You keep working.

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[gothcostco]

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

[weedle-testaburger]

[a-knight-in-shining-rainbows]

Monogamy isn’t for everyone.

Polyamory isn’t for everyone.

Both of those ideas can coexist.

[pinkmanthedog]

My horse Squidward loves the water so I took her out to a river to swim and she got so excited she shoved her whole fat dumb head underwater which I have literally never seen a horse do before

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This is killing me I love her

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

i'm sorry but you named your horse WHAT

[pinkmanthedog]

Their names are Chicken Nugget and Squidward, like in the Bible

[cloune]

[funnytwittertweets]

[catasters]

[valtsv]

the 10 of swords tarot is just how it feels when your back hurts

[valtsv]

[theuniversesmind]

[mori-girl-life]

Saying Hello to the Dragon.

[xelethaine]

That is a fucking forest spirit and nobody will make me believe otherwise.

[mothmanshowmehole-3000]

Full image here

[edwardspoonhands]

Crying

[everythingfox]

“Good girl is a big fan of her cooling hut”

(via)

[everythingfox]

Ezra the service dog gets a well deserved break to go to meet her favorite character Stitch

Erza

[k-eke]

Do not fear.

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

Cursed school presentations? Thank you!

I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[blu3-skyy]

[w0wls]

That shrek one is threatening

[chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces]

How’d y'all leave out this one?

[peter-my-parkers]

[isspeeedyy]

[orchidvioletindigo]

Brothers in arms