Do not judge others' pasts. Observe their growth instead.

Xander | 29 | Loves to look SHARP | I'll be here to the bitter end | Kind but not necessarily nice | DM me if you wanna chat or follow me elsewhere | Jenna was a kid too guys, come on

[bellossom]

bolcked. unfallowed.

[bellossom]

🚫BOCKED🚫

[elasticitymudflap]

[slcpunkmoved]

men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office

[longhorned]

this is very funny bc i went to a class on gay cowboy bondage that discussed hypermasculinity in the practice and basically made this exact point but like, unironically

[slcpunkmoved]

a class on what

[ribbondear]

📢 GAY COWBOY BONDAGE

[heartnosekid]

shaun the sheep nudibranch (costasiella kuroshimae) | source

[shittycryptids]

A ghost cat that has all the behaviors of a regular cat, but is a ghost. It will still be knocking your things over, leaving you dead rodents, and yelling at you for food while it stands on your face at 5am, but it's not a living cat.

[eternvlsound]

The Los Angeles Times California Home Book - 1982

ig: the_80s_interior

[outofcontextdiscord]

[cutevintagetoys]

💖 Kawaii Shop 💖

Use code "TUMBLR" for a discount

[outofcontextdiscord]

[shencomix]

[only-tiktoks]

[fiollaigean]

That withering stare. the fucking disdain

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Person A: “….Why are you helping me?”

Person B: “Because nobody deserves to die like this.”

Person A: “Even someone like me?”

Person B: “….Especially someone like you.”

[sinhasaheart]

*intense meaningful eye contact between the characters*

[outofcontextdiscord]

[wizard-spells]

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

[fullauto-armsnotaigns]

Wars over, son.

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[catasters]

[writing-prompt-s]

You live in a very haunted house, but it’s not that bad. The voices in the basement remind you of your laundry and tell you to check the boiler, the rat size talking spider keeps the pests away and is a pretty good therapist, and the victorian ghost children are great friends with your kids.

[catasters]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

(Context: Session zero, we're discussing our character concepts.)

Bloodhunter: "Wait, Paladin, are you a communist?"

DM: "No, he's more anti-fascist."

Paladin: "Yeah."

Bloodhunter: "Oh, that's actually based."

Warlock: "That's not based."

Paladin: "What? Warlock, have you been a fascist this whole time?"

Bloodhunter: "Are you Hitler, Warlock?"

Warlock: "The term 'based' would describe a moral standing that is higher than average, or exceptional. Opposing fascism shouldn't be the exception. It should be the rule."

Paladin: "... he's got a point."

Table:

Warlock: "And yes, I am Hitler."