:33 < get meowta here!

*ac is purresent and acounted for!* ♌ (RP blog for Nepeta Leijon) ♌

[trojanabstruse-blog]

Read More

[adorablecombatant]

Nepeta: :33 < *When you all arrive, you will s33 nepeta at the end of the str33t waving furiously. The area is fairly residential, but for the most part the str33ts are empty apart from you.* Horuss: 8=D < *Horuss trots over immediately* Hay! How maney hoove joined our cause? Rose: *arrives soon enough and walks over to Nepeta and Horuss upon seeing them* Equius: D --> *Equius isn't far behind, strolling up to his moirail and taking in the surroundings* Meulin: *meulin dashes over with a furious kitty face* ALRIGHT WHERES THE FURICKERS WHO DID THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nepeta: :33 < *she salutes in a determined fashion to them all* hi efurryone! Nepeta: :33 < looks like were all here Nepeta: :33 < oh horuss, equius, this is rose! you have met her befur, but um Nepeta: :33 < yes Nepeta: :33 < im sure youll get along fine!! Equius: D --> Greetings Rose: Hello. Equius: D --> Your assistance in this operation is appreciated Equius: D --> It is of the uddermost importance Meulin: WE TOTALLY GOT THIS!!!!!!! Horuss: 8=D < *Horuss, deSTRENGTHening gloves equipped, offers a hand* Ah Rose, nice to remake your aquiantprance in these most dire of times. Rose: *shakes his hand* Likewise. Although, we should probably start helping the cats, or rather, the meowbeasts soon. Nepeta: :33 < yes, you can get to know each ofur better during the meowssion! for now, lets focus on saving those meowbeasts! *she turns a little to meulin* we dont know where the purrpetrators are just yet, but we do know theyre somewhere around here! Horuss: 8=D < Of horse. *Horuss nods with a small, but firm in the serious atmostphere, before turning his attention to Nep, the assumed ring leader.* Meulin: ALRIGHT SO HOW SHOULD WE TRY AND FURIND THEM??????? Horuss: 8=D < *Horuss peers up at the trees* Shoerly we seek out the victims furst? Nepeta: :33 < right! i think the furst thing to do is to check all the tr33s, in case there are any creatures stuck there Nepeta: :33 < and then purrhaps well catch them in the act!! Nepeta: :33 < does that sound like a purrlan? Meulin: YES!!!!!! THAT SOUNDS PURRFECT!!!!!!!!!!! Equius: D --> Insteed Rose: *nods in agreement* Nepeta: :33 < great! follow me! *the str33t you're all standing on is lined with tr33s of various kinds and heights, and nepeta jumps on the nearest one, beginning to climb into the foliage* Nepeta: :33 < *she calls out* make sure to check efurry tr33 ok? and listen carefully too!! Meulin: *follows nepetas lead and jumps into a tree next to that one and climbs through it to check for any animals* Equius: D --> *Equius walks over to another tree and shakes it. As gently as he can manage of course.* Horuss: 8=D < *STRONGjumps into one of the taller ones, finding one tiny brown kitten.* I hoove already dischoovered one poor pawbeast! *He unties it and falls down to the ground, setting it down gently* Rose: *goes over to a nearby tree and chooses to fly up to check in between the branches* Nepeta: :33 < *looks ofur from some precarious perch* well done! is it hurt at all? Meulin: 33333 I FUROUND ONE TOO!!!!!!!!!! *unties an old raggidy cat and takes it down carefully* Equius: D --> *He hears a sofy meowing from the tree and clambers up, retrieving a small calico* Horuss: 8=D < Neigh it appurrs to be fine! Equius: D --> As have I Nepeta: :33 < *leaps down from her first tr33 and moves on to the next* ok! make sure to check for broken bones and things befur you let them go! Equius: D --> *He places the cat gently upon the ground and it rubs against him appreciatively* Equius: D --> It won't leave Rose: *frowns when she finds an old fat cat tied up and carefully unties it, cradling it in her arms as she examines it for injuries* Meulin: *sets her cat down after checking it and watches it just waddle away* Nepeta: :33 < *giggles as she scales a birch* it likes you equius! its thanking you! Equius: D --> It must returen to its home, I have no time for its shenanigans Equius: D --> Skedaddle Equius: D --> Stop playing with my shoelaces Equius: D --> *It doesn't* Horuss: 8=D < *nickers at Eq from the ne%t tree* Rose: *returns to the ground and sets it down once she's sure it's otherwise uninjured* Meulin: *hops into the next tree* *keeps an eye out for any suspicious activity as well* Nepeta: :33 < *finds a poor black moggy tied upside down and fr33s it, scrambling back down to escort it to safety* does anyone have any water with them maybe? Nepeta: :33 < theyre purrobably all really thirsty! Horuss: 8=D < *contines STRONGleaping to the taller trees so as to keep others from the risk* I hoove not, unfurtunately. Equius: D --> I do not Meulin: OH!!!!!!!!!! I ACTUALLY HAVE SOME!!!!!!!!!! AND SOME CAT FOOD!!!!!!!!!!! Nepeta: :33 < *carries her kitty over* oh good! put them down in the middle here where theyll find it Equius: D --> *Carefully moves because apparently he's gained a new cat companion. He climbs into another tree, freeing two very fat cats. The Calico just waits at the trunk* Meulin: *climbs back down and pulls out a bottle of water and some cat food, and pours the water into a small bowl* Rose: *checks her tree again before moving on to the next one where she finds a tabby that she immediately goes to untie* Horuss: 8=D < *A one eyes is his ne%t find. He brings it to the center and checks it for injuries. The eye is healed.* Horuss: 8=D < *eyed Rose: *This is not a happy cat and she ends up with a few new scratches on her arms, but she brings it over to the food and water after checking for injuries* Equius: D --> *Setting the two obese kittens down, Equius is followed to the ne%t tree by his new companion and he climbs the tree. He's met with a lot of hissing and scratching but the cat is moved to the ground unharmed.* Meulin: *dashes up a few other trees, bringing one more kitty down with her * Nepeta: :33 < *There are a great many cats just roaming around the str33ts purring away, and nepeta almost has to wade through them* wow, theres so many! Equius: D --> *Such feline, very meow, much litter. Wow.* Meulin: THEYRE ALL SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: *As you progress further down the streets, eventually you will come to the end of a cul de sac with a small path that leads out to a field and then a forrest set in a gap in a wall, almost like an alley. It's dark, but you can just about make out a group of persons moving about in the distance. There is also the sound of an animal in distress.* Equius: D --> *Pauses as he tunes his ears to the sound of animal duress.* Equius: D --> Horuss Equius: D --> Do you hear that Meulin: *my kitty sense are tingling* Rose: *squints at the group of people in the distance* Nepeta: :33 < *turns her head to listen too, putting down a kitten in the purrogress and lowering her voice* i think we found them Nepeta: :33 < should we sneak up on them? Equius: D --> *cra% his knuckles and prepares to charge but his kitten friend is all up underneath him* Equius: D --> Now is not the time Arthur Rose: *lowers her voice as well* Would it be easier to ensure that they won't try to run away? Nepeta: :33 < well... its not like theyll be able to outrun as anyway... Equius: D --> *meow* Equius: D --> Arthur please Meulin: *giggles* Rose: *nods* Then let us advance. Equius: D --> *Purr purr* Equius: D --> Stop that Meulin: *doesnt talk since her voice would be a huge alert* No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: *If you approach nearer, you will see that it is a group of 6 trolls in the teal to indigo range, with a single purple as their leader. They all seem preoccupied with kicking at a slow-moving cat, and do not notice you yet.* Equius: D --> *He proceeds forward with caution. Mostly out of not trampling on his feline friend than actual sneakiness* Nepeta: :33 < *makes a follow me gesture to the others, then runs swifly over to the cover of some dustbins, p33king out at their foe* Equius: D --> *pops up ne%t to Nepeta* Equius: D --> Why don't we just engage them directly Horuss: 8=D < *slueths along beside them* Horuss: 8=D < *STRONGsneak* Equius: D --> Clearly they are a bunch of snot nosed punks Meulin: *just slinks on behind nepeta, following her lead* Rose: *doesn't even bother running and just starts flying* Nepeta: :33 < *whispers* we cant just run in there, they might hurt the creature! besides, one of them is a purpleblood! Equius: D --> I will not stand by and watch them torture this poor creature much longer Equius: D --> I see that Nepeta, but his a%tions deem him a disgrace to his caste

Nepeta: :33 < *frowns* youre right, i dont think theres much we can do to purrepare anyway Nepeta: :33 < you and horuss can get him furst Horuss: 8=D < Purple...? Nepeta leave the hemospectrum out of this, he has failed to retame the honor of the caste, how can we honour him thusly? Equius: D --> W001d somebody please get this gosh diddly danged cat away from me Rose: The longer we stay here debating, the longer that cat is going to be abused. Equius: D --> *More Arthur purring* Nepeta: :33 < i mean that hell be strong!! aaargh Meulin: *sneaks up and leaps at one of the kids* HEY PURUNKS!!!!!!!!!!!! Equius: D --> *Looks at Nepeta bluntly* Horuss: 8=D < I fear no troll's STRENGTH. Nepeta: :33 < *reaches out to move arthur out of the way* ok ok, on thr33 we run Rose: *picks up Arthur and places him behind another bin* Stay. Nepeta: :33 < oh Nepeta: :33 < ok no go now Rose: Three. Horuss: 8=D < *Stampedes in after his <> and tackles the one closest to the cat* Nepeta: :33 < *tears out after meulin and horuss, going staight for the cat. once it is tucked safely in her arms she avoids a hit from the teal blood and scampers away to a safe distance* Equius: D --> *Charges into the fray, punching one of the ruffians and deeming them unconscious instantly* Equius: D --> *He then proceeds to take that dude and use him as a bludgeoning device* No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: *They really weren't expecting to be confronted, and the two zahhak targeted hooligans are knocked out good and proper. The remaining four quickly reach for weapons, a little unsure what to do now that their leader is down.* Horuss: 8=D < *faces off against le highb100d, a sweaty mess ready to take this test.* *He wastes no time with speech lest it make resolve weak.* *He bolts a fist and the troll's spine twists.* Rose: *takes out her needlewands and joins the fray, going straight for the nearest ruffian* Rose: *May or may not be intending to stab one of them* Rose: *We'll never know* No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: *The teal blood fumbles for a cattle prod like device and attempts to go under rose's guard. The two ceruleans, who both look very similar, converge on meulin with some fairly wicked looking long knives.* Horuss: 8=D < *Oh hell no, leave her alone!* *Horuss' rage mode activates, and his feet eliminate sMeuline.* *He tears one out of the fray, he makes him pay* Equius: D --> *Equius was already there, swatting at one of the ceruleans with the leader, trusting that Meulin c001d handle the other on her own.* Rose: *stops running when she sees the cattle prod taken out and points a wand to blast magic at his face* No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: *There's another dude with blood that's harder to distinguish, but that motherfucker just got hit with another motherfucker so let's not worry about him for now.* Rose: *I aspire to one day reach Calliope's level of badassary* Meulin: *squeaks a little at the sight of the knives but claws at the nearest one anyways& No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: *Yes, rose's attacker just got light-blasted, and is sent screaming to his knees, temporarily blinded.* Nepeta: :33 < *Having taken the cat to safety she runs back* leave one concious, we n33d to question them!! Meulin: *attempts to put the one shes attacking in a headlock* No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: *Both ceruleans are left greviously injured, one grabbing the blinded teal and running off towards the treeline as the other is throughly head-locked* Equius: D --> *Just kind of holds the purpleb100d over his sh001der like an oversized weapon* Equius: D --> Pathetic Horuss: 8=D < *Safe escape is not your fate.* *Horuss follows the path they take.* *Beneath his hooves the earth quakes.* Equius: D --> Now I see why they were harming such innocent beasts Meulin: *keeps the one in the headlock, proud of herself* Equius: D --> They are incapable of combat No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: *By now there are 3 trolls just lying on the ground, seemingly out for the count. The two who are fleeing scream in terror and double their efforts.* Horuss: 8=D < *Scream as much as you want he's nearly upon you* Horuss: 8=D < *He dives on them both, his arms acting as rope, hopefoally doesnt wreck their necks.* Meulin: HERE!!!!!! SOMEONE TAKE THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Horuss: 8=D < *He drags them back to the group* Rose: *tries to keep that guy in a headlock for Meulin* Equius: D --> I c001d hold him by his neck for you if you wish Rose: *blinks up at Equius* Nepeta: :33 < *runs forward to grab him too, giving him a punch to the face for good measure* no no, not just yet Equius: D --> It seems the rose human has it Equius: D --> *squints at Rose* Meulin: *goes to check the ones lying on the ground* Rose: *raises an eyebrow at Equius* Equius: D --> This is a most inopportune time but are you related to Ro%y Equius: D --> You resemble her Meulin: *pokes them with a stick* No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: *much screaming. the cerulean throws her knives at him as a last resort, and manages to twist away at the last second, fleeing into the woods.* Rose: Great observation. Nepeta: :33 < yes, shes her mom-daughter purrson! Equius: D --> Your sarcasm is noted Meulin: HEY!!!!!!!!!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *leaps up and chases after the fleeing troll in an attempt to catch them again* Nepeta: :33 < *punches the poor guy again for good measure* um Rose: *blinks at Nepeta* Nepeta: :33 < shell catch her itll be fine Nepeta: :33 < so! talk, you! Equius: D --> *He glares at the captive* Equius: D --> You will talk Equius: D --> Or I will allow her to force you too No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: *The captive struggles in their grip, sporting a charming collection of broken teeth*no i WonT! lemme GO, i wasnt doing AnythinG! Rose: *tightens her hold on him* No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: OW! Equius: D --> Speak Equius: D --> I command it Rose: You should listen to him. No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: and WhY should i listen to HiM?? Equius: D --> Nepeta I authorize you to use FORCE Nepeta: :33 < *giggles* if you say so! Equius: D --> *He just kind of holds his leader* Rose: *leans in close to mutter in his ear* Your body will never be found if you don't speak up. Nepeta: :33 < *moves back so just rose is holding him, and reaches out to grab hold of one of his pierced ears, giving it a good firm tug* Nepeta: :33 < *and then a twist; really she's just ripping the piercing out* its not nice to be hurt, is it? No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: *flails around, starting to cry a little because owww* stop stop StoP!! OkaY!!! No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: JeeZ! Rose: *grimaces at the blood that's on her arm now, ew* Nepeta: :33 < *stops immediately, kn33ling down to get on his eye level* so! why have you b33n tying these purr creatures to tr33s? Equius: D --> *Stands behind Nepeta with his unconscious leader slung over his sh001der all e%tra intimidating like* Equius: D --> You will answer her Equius: D --> Or I will break you No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: *gives the totally dead dude a fearful look* oh my GoD okay okay dont hurt me! No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: we were doing it because they TolD us to! Equius: D --> They Equius: D --> Who are they Rose: *tut tut* Peer pressure never had any good results. Nepeta: :33 < yes, whos they? No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: *muttering a little with a wince* i dont know for SurE, only markay knew for SurE. No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: thats the guy you got over your ShouldeR, by the way. Equius: D --> *Equius holds him out and e%amines him* Equius: D --> He is still breathing Equius: D --> We will interrogate him when he comes to Equius: D --> E%ecute this one Equius: D --> *Equius no* Nepeta: :33 < *frowns sadly, as if she's just b33n told that there will be no cake at the party* i dont know if we can kill him Nepeta: :33 < we might get in trouble! Rose: What about the others? Equius: D --> *Looks around at the other carnage* Equius: D --> Are you sure Nepeta Equius: D --> Are you sure Nepeta: :33 < well... what if we just tie them all up together for now Nepeta: :33 < then let justice take care of them! Equius: D --> In a tree Nepeta: :33 < oh!! Equius: D --> Tie them to a tree Nepeta: :33 < equius, youre so smart, thats purrfect! Equius: D --> *He blushes* Equius: D --> Yes I am aware Nepeta Rose: *stares at both of them* Equius: D --> Thank you Rose: We can't tie them up in trees. Horuss2: 8=D < Why not? Equius: D --> I do not see why not Nepeta: :33 < they did it to the meowbeasts! Horuss2: 8=D < It is trollian justice, humane. Vengprance fur the innostamp. Rose: *sighs* An eye for an eye makes the world go blind. Nepeta: :33 < its only until the legislacerators get here! Equius: D --> Not if you take two eyes for an eye No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: *loud terror* WaiT WaiT WaiT!! maybe i DO know something! theres this group, i dont know the NamE, but theres all these PurpleS, in the CitY! Equius: D --> You will provide a name No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: ummm FucK okay you could try asking this guy called PraehN, he knows EverybodY. No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: all i KnoW is that theres some purples who want as much trouble caused as possible, and we thought this could WorK! we never hurt and PeoplE!! Equius: D --> Where w001d one find this person of lackluster character Horuss2: 8=D < Troubull without harming people? That is redic001ous. Horuss2: 8=D < *snortsscoffs at silly criminals* Equius: D --> You have harmed someones dearly beloved pets Rose: *shamelessly spits on him* What makes you think that hurting animals is any more acceptable? Nepeta: :33 < *hisses right in his face* No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: *cowering now* it was all markays IdeA! i didnt KnoW! Equius: D --> *Looks at his new bludgeon* Equius: D --> We shall answer him when he awakes No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: as for PraehN, hes got a bar down on the EasT side, the LazY eye or something. No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: JusT dont tie me to a tree or nothing, ive answered your questions you crazy BitcH! Equius: D --> E%cuse you Rose: *shakes her head* Equius: D --> You language is rude and you must be taught a lesson Rose: You could have just kept your mouth shut. Nepeta: :33 < uh oooooh Equius: D --> Rose Equius: D --> Unhand him Horuss2: 8=D < Unhoove. Him. Horuss2: 8=D < *degloves* Rose: *reluctantly lets go and stands up, but not before kicking him in the back for good measure* Nepeta: :33 < *skips back* youve messed up now! meowre so then you did befur! Rose: *steps back to let the Zahhaks do their thing* Equius: D --> *Equius winds up and sma% him HARD with the dude he's holding* No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: oh F- Rose: *8/10* No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: *is sent flying towards horuss oh noooo double team* Horuss2: 8=D < *picks him up off the f100r and, not so much the raging beast as the grinning maniac, breaks his shoulder in his grip, before setting him down with force enough to break his hips.* Nepeta: :33 < *watches with hands on hips, nodding as the carnage is perpetrated* ok, thats purrobably enough! these guys wont be hurting anyone else No Good Dirty Rotten Cat Punchers: *he is dead. he is so dead. holy crow is he dead.* Equius: D --> *Equius snorts and captchas the motherfucker he's wielding* Rose: *Did we just commit murder?* Equius: D --> *Arthur appears and rubs against him lovingly* Nepeta: :33 < *giggles as the cat reappears* so, does anyone have rope? Rose: Are you still set on tying him up? Nepeta: :33 < all of them together! Rose: ... Nepeta: :33 < theyre not catually dead, you s33 Horuss2: 8=D < I hoove maney lengths of rope. *because of legitimate reasons involving lassoing.* Rose: *takes some rope of her sylladex and hands it over* Rose: *Don't question where it came from* Horuss2: 8=D < *takes his out and starts hogtiing DONT WORRY ROSE we got u* Nepeta: :33 < *yep we are going to n33d lots of rope so she takes it and starts dragging one of the prone forms* great! help me get this one to a tr33! Horuss2: 8=D < *STRONGjumps up into the tree with the potentially lifeless body* Nepeta: :33 < *was thinking of tying them to the roots, but y'know what this is better* *continues dragging* do you think meulins ok? shes b33n gone for a while Equius: D --> I am sure she is fine Equius: D --> She is a fierce warrior Equius: D --> Especially for your b100d caste Horuss2: 8=D < I am 100% confident in her abilities to avenge these meowbeasts. Bestrides, she was only chasing one, an e%tremelhay demoralized one. 8=D Nepeta: :33 < fur enough! shell make her way back im sure Rose: *is fairly certain this is illegal* Equius: D --> *Knows that a good majority of this was illegal* Nepeta: :33 < *Naaah i'm friends with terezi this is totally fine. probably. Anyway, that's 5 guys tied to a tr33, and nepeta dusts off her hands with a smile* micely done efurrybody! Rose: *stares up at the bundle of trolls in the tree* Rose: I feel like this belongs in a terribly cliche joke. Rose: Or perhaps a holiday carol. Horuss2: 8=D < *doesnt actually know whats illegal on earth* Horuss2: 8=D < *assumes its crazy as alternia because scratch logic* Nepeta: :33 < oh, like christmas declawrations! Nepeta: :33 < not furry purretty ones though Rose: No, they are not. Rose: They need more decorative lights. Nepeta: :33 < fur sure! i wonder what the legendary cathood is though Equius: D --> E%cuse me Equius: D --> What Nepeta: :33 < oh! thats what eridan said we get for rounding up these evildoers Rose: Oh. Nepeta: :33 < there wasnt any meowre infurmation then that Horuss2: 8=D < There is a prize? Odd. Nepeta: :33 < i know right? Nepeta: :33 < i would have done it anyway! Equius: D --> Same goes for me Equius: D --> *Suddenly Arthur is resting on his sh001der and is receiving the softest pets imaginable* Rose: I think it is safe to assume we were more concerned with other matters to even acknowledge any sort of prize. Horuss2: 8=D < Might as well see what it is. *pause* But. One of ewe will hoove to aspurroach that fellow, he's not found of me contackting him fur some reason. Rose: *Which one of us is the least aggressive?* Nepeta: :33 < oh thats ok! hes just a bit difurcult to deal with... and he was kinda mad at the purrty Nepeta: :33 < blurgh Nepeta: :33 < but i guess one of us should tell him weve compurrleted the meowssion and that someone n33ds to come pick these guys up Nepeta: :33 < rose or me, purrhaps? Rose: *nods* I won't mind contacting him. Nepeta: :33 < alright, thank you! Rose: Would you like me to inform him now or after we have returned to our homes? Horuss2: 8=D < It w001d be best to do it sooner than later, he is going to be trafoaling soon. Nepeta: :33 < hmm *looks up into the sky* its getting light though, we should purrobably head back to our hives! Rose: *nods and takes her phone out to sign onto pesterchum* I'll tell him on my way home, then. Equius: D --> Yes Equius: D --> Let us return to our homes Nepeta: :33 < ok! *jumps on rose for a hug* well done rose! Equius: D --> I must find a suitable living sMeuline for Arthur Equius: D --> *pet pet pet* Equius: D --> *Sweet meowing and hella purring* Rose: *is a little surprised but returns the hug* The same can be said for you as well. Horuss2: 8=D < *nods* Alright. Enjoy that spurrstall prize you hoove collected already, Equius. 8=D Nepeta: :33 < *still hugging* youre calling her arthur? h33h33h33 Equius: D --> I didn't ask for this Horuss2: 8=D < One does not hoove to ask to recieve. 8=P Equius: D --> Indeed Equius: D --> just as you have not asked to receive my hoof to your face Nepeta: :33 < *moves on for two sweaty zahhak hugs in short succession* now nooow Rose: *raises an eyebrow at the Zahhaks* Equius: D --> Continue rambling incessantly and you shall receive it Nepeta: :33 < *commence papping* hes only kittying around! Horuss2: 8=D < Are ewe not satisfied with that last round? Were those weaklings simply not enhoof? *grin grin grin* Equius: D --> Of course they were not Equius: D --> Neither w001d you Equius: D --> *Smirk* Nepeta: :33 < *eye rolling commences* sorry about this rose! Nepeta: :33 < i think purrhaps they n33d to have this one out Rose: *sympathetic shrug and smile* I understand. Equius: D --> However Rose: Although, I think I will be on my way now if I want to contact Eridan before he ventures off. Equius: D --> I shall best you when I do not have an infantile meowbeast to care for Equius: D --> *scratches under Arthurs chin* Nepeta: :33 < good idea! *waves her off as the boys are otherwise occupied* Nepeta: :33 < s33 you rose! bye bye! Horuss2: 8=D < Oh? I will allow ewe as much time as ewe need to hammar out these black feelings ewe are clearly ofur come with. Be shoer to let me know if aneigh *true* hate grows. P=D Equius: D --> E%cuse you Rose: *waves goodbye as she leaves* Try to stay out of trouble, you three. Rose ceased responding to memo. Equius: D --> There is no hate Equius: D --> Only a drive to prove to you udderly that your STRENGTH is inferior to mine Nepeta: :33 < *giggles again, going to sit on the sidelines to watch/make sure they don't start anything serious* Equius: D --> But I do not need to prove it Equius: D --> For you know its truth Horuss2: 8=D < The onlhay trhoof I see here is the f001ishness of an untested Zahhak. Ewe cannot even fire a bow, how can ewe efur hope to best me? Equius: D --> I cannot fire a bow because there is not one made that can stand my immeasurable and regrettable STRENGTH Equius: D --> Your spine will do the same Equius: D --> Break under my FORCE Horuss2: 8=D < I used to be like ewe, f001ish foal. Your lack of self controll manes nhoofing e%cept fur denoting ineptitude. Nepeta: :33 < *hops back up because this is getting a little harsh now* boys boys, purrlease! Equius: D --> *He glares daggers at Horuss.* Equius: D --> I will disprhoove you Equius: D --> But in an environment where the only ones to sustain injury will be us Equius: D --> No one needs to suffer on behalf of our f001hardiness Equius: D --> Let us go Nepeta Horuss2: 8=D < *Its funny how many different emotions can come through a grin.* Of horse, think of the kitties. P=D Nepeta: :33 < *puts a hand on equius' shoulder, looking a little more nervous now* yes, were going Nepeta: :33 < thank you again for your help horuss, i hope meulin shows up again soon! Equius: D --> Think less of the felines and more of your pride Horuss2: 8=D < *goodbye grin of enthusiasm* I'll find her, no worries! Hoove a good trip, Alternians. 8=D Equius: D --> Remember it now for it shall be nothing when I shatter it Equius: D --> *turns to leave with Nepeta* Horuss2: 8=D < Neigh, Equine. Onlhay felines can be broken. I am untamestable. Horuss2: 8=D < *wal% off towards the woods* Nepeta: :33 < by333 now! *begins st33ring equius away, saying so only he can hear* youre really going to fight? Equius: D --> Perhaps Equius: D --> it is the only way to settle this Equius: D --> Although I am nervous Equius: D --> He maintains a level of finesse that is unknown to me Nepeta: :33 < *grimaces and reaches over to pet poor arthur, who's looking a little shaky still* he did have a long time to train i suppaws Equius: D --> Were it sheer STRENGTH I w001d know I had him beat Equius: D --> For now I must tend to Arthur Nepeta: :33 < hmm Nepeta: :33 < you know, i named my meowbeast after my lusus too! Equius: D --> Did you Equius: D --> Want did you name it Equius: D --> *What Nepeta: :33 < his name is pomf! pomf de leon Nepeta: :33 < its a human word, i think Equius: D --> Indeed that does closely resemble Pounces name Equius: D --> *He walks along, discussing meowbeasts and names with his moirail, calming significantly* Nepeta: :33 < *starts swinging off his arm as they walk away into the waning night, glad that things are now a lot less tense and that the creatures were saved* Nepeta: :33 < *and then her phone starts b33ping* oops, just a meowment! Equius: D --> Okay Nepeta: :33 < *makes a face* eridan says we all have to be together again to get the purrize Equius: D --> *He raises an eyebrow* Equius: D --> Then clearly the prize is not worth it

[08:46] -- tenaciousTanquam [TT] began pestering adorableCombatant [AC] at 20:46 --

[08:47] TT: It seems that Eridan is being quite difficult.

[08:47] AC: :33 < oh wow

[08:47] AC: :33 < im furry supurrised

[08:47] TT: He is willing to bestow the reward to us, but only if we are all gathered together.

[08:47] AC: :33 < really??

[08:47] AC: :33 < i dont think thats such a good idea...

[08:47] TT: What happened?

[08:48] AC: :33 < nothing! it got purretty tense though

[08:48] AC: :33 < horuss already left towards the furrest!

[08:48] AC: :33 < does he n33d to be there too?

[08:48] TT: That does seem problematic.

[08:49] TT: I believe he does, though.

[08:49] AC: :33 < besides, where is eridan going to m33t us?

[08:49] AC: :33 < is he coming here?

[08:49] TT: All he requested was everyone gathered together in one place and for someone, who I assume is me, to tell him where we will be.

[08:51] AC: :33 < DDX!!!

[08:51] AC: :33 < why does efurrything always have to be so diffurcult!

[08:52] TT: I believe it is because Eridan is involved now.

[08:52] TT: Although, I may be biased.

[08:52] TT: We all may be.

[08:52] AC: :33 < no, i think thats fur

[08:52] AC: :33 < meoooooaaaaargh

[08:52] AC: :33 <  ill tell him to come back, but if anything bad happurrns this is eridans fault!

[08:53] TT: I see no problems with him being responsible for whatever happens next.

[08:53] AC: :33 < i said s33 you soon, but i didnt mean like this!

[08:53] -- adorableCombatant [AC] ceased pestering tenaciousTanquam [TT] at 20:53 -- Rose: *she returns to where she believes she last saw the Zahhaks with Nepeta* Rose: I apologize for the inconvenience. Nepeta: :33 < well thats what i thought, but hes only going to make meowre purroblems later! Nepeta: :33 < hi rose Horuss2: 8=D < *Horuss is still there* Horuss2: 8=D < *only a little ways off* Rose: Hello again. Nepeta: :33 < *messages horuss to come back* Horuss2: 8=D < *he turns and meets,,,, them apparently* Hello agrain, effurypony! 8=D Nepeta: :33 < *sighs and waves* hi again, and sorry! Equius: D --> Your false enthusiasm is infuriating Equius: D --> *Shhh Equius pet the kitty* Nepeta: :33 < *nudges him* eridan is being eridan im afuraid Nepeta: :33 < but he should be here soon! Nepeta: :33 < this better be a purretty legendary cathood though Horuss2: 8=D < Nhoofin false in my happiness to hoove ewe'r compony!! 8=D Horuss2: 8=D < *how does that grin get bigger. idk. but it do* Equius: D --> *His face is is quite the opposite but he refrains from commenting* Rose: *carefully maneuvers herself somewhere between them to keep the distance safe* Nepeta: :33 < *looks up into the sky like eridan purrlease fly down soon* Eridan: *he finally does show up, fashionably late, and looking like he just woke up* *lands roughly in front of them* so you wwant your shitty treasure huh *sounds like he just woke up too* Rose: *would really like to reply with something snarky but knows it is better that she holds her tongue for now* Horuss2: 8=D < *Also holds his tongue, after today's meeting the dude, he's not quick to initiate ANEIGHTHING with him.* Nepeta: :33 < *is thinking it might be best to get this over with as soon as possible* yes, youll find the offurnders tied to a tr33 back there Eridan: ugh i already told rose im gunna havve some guards pick them up an throww them in the dungeons Nepeta: :33 < *makes another very unimpressed face, but doesn't say anything* Eridan: anywway Eridan: *digs in his sylladex for the stuff, but sees Nepeta's expression* ... *decides to ignore it for now, 'cause he had enough of people getting mad at him lately* *dig dig dig* fuck did i forget them... *dig dig dig* Eridan: *finally pulls out the cathoods during the silence* okay i got the cathoods for you *they are literally cat hats. Just cats hats with smiling cat faces. Very adorable.* if you got an actual cat wwith you nearby they amplify your powwer slightly Equius: D --> This is an une%pected turn of events Eridan: wwhat is *glares at equius* Rose: *blinks* Rose: *We killed people for hats* Equius: D --> *The Equius glares back* Nepeta: :33 < *exchanges looks with the others* is this fur real? Rose: *looks back at Nepeta* I don't know. Eridan: theyre CALLED cathoods wwhat the fuck did you expect Equius: D --> Clearly not this Eridan: its a hood an its a fuckin cat Equius: D --> You will keep them Equius: D --> We do not require them Rose: *shrugs* I'll take one. Eridan: no you guys made me fly all the fuckin wway out here i am not takin them back wwith me Rose: *they're still cute* Eridan: *hands them out* Nepeta: :33 < theyre not excatly legendary though, are they? Eridan: they amplify your powwer howw is that not legendary Rose: *puts hers on* Eridan: its not like im givvin you dimestore shelf cat hoods Nepeta: :33 < *takes hers but doesn't put it on just yet* our god tier pawers? Equius: D --> You c001d have stated this fact earlier Eridan: i JUST DID Eridan: noww stop wwhinin like a goddamned grubmunch an take your fuckin shitty cathood Eridan: you ungrateful pile a shit Rose: *really hopes he trips when he leaves* Equius: D --> Your attitude needs a new arrangement Eridan: if youre too good for the treasure FEF has decreed is your rewward you either take it up wwith her or you dont get prizes wwhen you wwin Equius: D --> *Takes his hood and Arthur hisses at him* Eridan: IM not the one wwhinin about my prize *GLARES DAGGERS* Nepeta: :33 < well, thats that then! Eridan: thats just fuckin disrespectful is wwhat it is Nepeta: :33 < can we go? Eridan: i dont givve a fuck *takes off into the sky* Eridan: do wwhatevver you wwant im just givvin you wwhat FEF TOLD me to givve you Nepeta: :33 < *trying to signal to eridan please i do not want another altercation here, but then he is gone* oops Nepeta: :33 < thank you eridan? Nepeta: :33 < bye by333 Eridan: yeah Eridan: bye Eridan: *flies up into the sky and doesn't wait to see if anyone follows him* Nepeta: :33 < wow Rose: *flips him off* Nepeta: :33 < *stuffs her hood in her pocket, she's already got a hat yo* thank you rose Nepeta: :33 < *sighs again* i apawlogize again, that was a little anticlawmatic! Rose: *nods in agreement* Admittedly, we did not have to go through such extreme measures, but the task was completed. Nepeta: :33 < yep! we saved arthur and the ofurs, and thats what really matters Nepeta: :33 < we can tell someone all that infurmation about the gang later Equius: D --> *Arthur meows appreciatively and Equius scratches under chin* Rose: *nods again* I think we are all officially free to return to our homes now. Nepeta: :33 < *sets off on her merry way with equius again, resuming their meowbeast name conversation with a wave* Equius: D --> *Waltzes off with the nepnop* Rose: *Just absconds casually*

[caballinetrottage]

Read More

[tenacious-tanquam-deactivated20]

Read More

[crioulostestosterone-blog]

Where in Horuss learns about Petting Zoos from Nepeta

Read More

[arisen-archaeologist-blog]

Halloween Mixer (Second Floor/Pale)

Read More

[arisen-archaeologist-blog]

Halloween Mixer (Hate Basement)

Read More

[arisen-archaeologist-blog]

Halloween Mixer (Redrom/Main Floor)

Read More

[adorablecombatant]

[curativecoraliph-blog]

Read More

[adorablecombatant]

 D --> Nepeta, I do not understand human flirting  D --> Is it an attempt at filling a flushed quadrant  D --> E%plain it to me now

:33 < huh? oh!

:33 < well

 :33 < human romeownce is a bit meowre

 :33 < subtle  D --> What do you mean  D --> E%plain it to me  :33 < well theyre a lot meowre randomly affectionate for one thing  :33 < even to people theyre not in a quadrant with!  :33 < like family and furiends and stuff  D --> That is absurd and misleading  :33 < its just their culture i suppaws  :33 < we have to respect it!  D --> I refuse to be strung along in such a way  :33 < theyre not tricking you!  :33 < theyre just furry comfurtable with each ofur  D --> Ridiculous  :33 < it s33ms that way  :33 < but to them were just as strange!  :33 < like they only have the one quadrant  :33 < stuff like that  D --> Preposterous  D --> I do not like it  :33 < its is purrrretty weird  :33 < but they mean no offense!  :33 < or to like lead you on or anything  D --> It is confusing and it makes me angry  :33 < it doesnt have too! just dont worry about it  :33 < its normal for them, and nothing for you to be clawncerned about  D --> I refuse to acknowledge it  :33 < right!  :33 < ignore it and just purroc33d as normal  D --> It will not be tolerated  D --> I will not be made fun of in such a way  :33 < equiussss  :33 < shes not making fun of you!  :33 < its just the way she talks!  :33 < she doesnt mean anything bad by it  :33 < she just wants to be furiends, like you were befur!  D --> Things cannot be like before Nepeta  :33 < why not??  D --> People sh001d a%cept this  :33 < you were happy that way!  D --> I am not the same person  D --> Stop e%pecting me to be that way again  D --> You will only end up disappointed

 D --> And end up resenting me  :33 < i could never do that  :33 < youre still you!  :33 < a year or so of memories wont change that  :33 < i know it cant all be how it was  :33 < i just want the good things to stay  D --> You are being unreal, Nepeta  :33 < but efurrythings like that!  :33 < weve had all these day terrors and fought monsters and had powers and  :33 < i dont know  D --> I'm sorry I'm not the Equius you became accustomed to  :33 < no no no dont say that dont efur say that!  :33 < you are my equius  :33 < and nothing will change that  D --> Nepeta...  :33 < if your opinions of things have changed, or if you see things differently  :33 < i dont really care!  :33 < i am still pale for you, round both moons and back  D --> I am appreciative  D --> I canter imagine where I w001d be without you  D --> But I am glad you are here to keep me stable  D --> Even if I cannot live up to these e%pectations I have thrust upon myself  :33 < im sure you could, if you had to  :33 < but you dont have to!  :33 < you can do and be whoefur you want  :33 < and youll still always have me, now and furever!  D --> I don't believe I c001d  D --> I will continue being me  D --> Everyone will just have to learn to a%cept the me I am now  D --> So will I  :33 < good!  :33 < and i will too, whoefur you are  :33 < so long as you are equius  D --> I am Equius, your palemate  D --> You are Nepeta, my moirail  D --> We are a FORCE to be reckoned with  :33 < i know that!  :33 < and efurrybody else does too, if they know whats good for them  D --> Well you said whoever you are  D --> So I felt I must remind you  :33 < im glad you did!  :33 < i still like to hear it  D --> I'm going to reacquaint myself with my workshop  :33 < thats a good idea! its not changed so much  D --> I'll correspond with you later  :33 < ok! take care then  D --> Goodbye Nepeta  :33 < fur now <>!  D --> Yes, for now <>

[a8scond-or-advance]

Read More

[roxylablog]

Read More

[roxylablog]

Read More

[adorablecombatant]

-- adorableCombatant [AC] began trolling amoreCimmerian [AC] at 19:17 --

[07:17] AC: :33 < hiya meulin!

[07:17] AC: :33 < still in the infurmary?

[07:18] AC: (='o'=) < Hi!!! YEAH I AM

[07:19] AC: :33 < do you maybe n33d some compurrny?

[07:19] AC: :33 < and a snack! i got some stuff furom the cafetieria earlier

[07:20] AC: (=^.^=) < THAT WOULD BE PAWSOME!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!

[07:20] AC: :33 < be right there!

[07:23] AC: :33 < *bumps her way through the door soon afterwards, struggling a little with things in both hands* hi!!

[07:24] AC: *is sitting next to the bed horuss is in and smiles at nepeta when she enters the room* HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[07:27] AC: :33 < *continues juggling a plate and two glasses as she comes over, eventually setting them down with only minor spillage* hey!

[07:27] AC: :33 < how is he?

[07:28] AC: (='^'=) <STABLE IT S33MS!!!!! H33H33!!!! HE WOULD HAVE LOVED THAT ONE...UHM BUT NOT AWAKE YET *sighs a little sadly* IM GLAD EFURRYONE ELSE HAS WOKEN UP THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[07:29] AC: :33 < *drags a chair over and sits* me too!

[07:30] AC: :33 < im sure it wont be too much longer!

[07:30] AC: :33 < kanaya thought it might just be a zahhak thing

[07:31] AC: (=^u^=) < YES IM SURE HE'll BE FURINE!!!!!!!!!! AND UNTILL THEN I PURLAN ON VISITING HIM DAILY~!!!!!!!! H33H33!!!!!!

[07:31] AC: (='O'=) OH FLEALLY???????? DID IT TAKE EQUIUS LONGER???????????

[07:32] AC: :33 < just a little!

[07:32] AC: :33 < hes up now though

[07:32] AC: :33 < well s33

[07:32] AC: :33 < what about you though?

[07:32] AC: :33 < i havent had the chance to talk to you at all!

[07:34] AC: ( ´△｀) < IVE B33N DOING OK!!! STILL ADJUSTING!!!!!!! I GUESS IVE B33N WORSE BEFUR

[07:35] AC: :33 < really?

[07:35] AC: :33 < which purrlace where you in anyway?

[07:40] AC: IT WAS A FLEALLY PURRLAXING PURRLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALTHOUGH AT ONE PURROINT THERE WAS SOME UPSETTING VIDEOS.....AND A CHURCH THAT MADE ME FUR33L FLEALLY GUILTY ABOUT SOME PAST FLEALINGS AND I ENDED UP WITH SOME ALIEN THING IN ME THAT EVENTUALLY TURNED INTO A BIG MONSTER!!!!!!!

[07:42] AC: :33 < *just sits blinking for a while*

[07:42] AC: :33 < wait what??

[07:44] AC: YEAH.......I MAY HAVE B33N WAY TOO HIGH THE WHOLE TIME....AND NOW I F33L PURRETTY BAD ABOUT IT

[07:45] AC: :33 < oooh, right

[07:45] AC: :33 < well, that was just your way of dealing with a bad situation, right?

[07:46] AC: WELL IT WASNT FLEALLY BAD MINUS THOSE FEW THINGS

[07:47] AC: :33 < that sounds pawful though!

[07:47] AC: :33 < you turned into a monster??

[07:47] AC: YEAH THAT PURRT WAS PAWFUL.....

[07:48] AC: BUT ALMOST EFURRYTHING ABOUT THE REST OF THE PURLACE WAS PURETTY PAWSOME!!!!!!!

[07:50] AC: WE HAD OUR OWN HIVES FULL OF EFURRYTHING WE LOVE!!!!!!!!!!! AND AN ARCADE AND STORE WITH FUREE STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[07:52] AC: :33 < i guess thats not so bad

[07:52] AC: :33 < better then where i was at least!

[07:52] AC: :33 < who else was there?

[07:56] AC: TUNA, SOLLUX, ROSE, JANE, CALLIE, ARADIA...I THINK THAT WAS ALL OF THEM

[07:56] AC: :33 < oh, thats not so bad eifur!

[07:56] AC: :33 < you were ok with them?

[07:58] AC: YES!!!!!!!!! I DID MISS THE REST OF YOU GUYS THOUGH IT WAS A BIT STRANGE WITHOUT YOU ALL!!!!!!!!

[07:59] AC: :33 < right? we did try really hard to find a way out to find you all

[07:59] AC: :33 < is that how you escaped, by fighting the monster thing?

[08:03] AC: YEAH!!!! WEIRDLY ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS MAKE IT ROLL INTO THE WALLS OF SOME WEIRD CANDYLAND!!!!!!! H33H33 IT KINDA FUNNY THINKING ABOUT THAT

[08:03] AC: SOMETHING SO COMPURRLICATED WAS SO SIMPURRL TO DEFEAT

[08:04] AC: :33 < i guess so!

[08:04] AC: :33 < purrhaps it was all a puzzle or something

[08:05] AC: YEAH THAT WOULD NOT SUPURRISE ME

[08:05] AC: :33 < *rests head on kn33s* so!

[08:05] AC: :33 < what was the overruling emeowtion?

[08:05] AC: :33 < like our purrlace was sadness i think!

[08:07] AC: I THINK OURS WAS JUST....RELAXATION???

[08:08] AC: :33 < huh

[08:08] AC: :33 < well thats just even weirder!

[08:08] AC: :33 < what was the deal with the church thing though, that didnt sound too relaxing!

[08:10] AC: I THINK IT WAS A PURRLOY TO GET US TO ACCEPT THEIR OFURR TO GET RID OF BAD F33LS SO THAT IT COULD ATTACK US

[08:11] AC: :33 < *head scratch* so it was all just messing with your head then?

[08:13] AC: YUHP *loud frowning* YOULD THINK ID KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT MESSED UP PANS BY NOW TO KNOW WHEN IM BEING MESSED WITH.....

[08:14] AC: *thinking outloud*

[08:15] AC: :33 < *leans round to look at her better* huh?

[08:15] AC: :33 < you mean with the dreams?

[08:15] AC: :33 < or day terrors i guess

[08:19] AC: OH UH...YEAH THATS WHAT I WAS REFURRING TO YEAH

[08:20] AC: :33 < *takes one of the cups and offers it to her before taking her own* aaw

[08:21] AC: :33 < well theres no n33d to worry about it anymeowre!

[08:21] AC: :33 < were out, and equius still has the machine if we n33d it!

[08:21] AC: :33 < *long sip* im purretty sure it still works

[08:22] AC: YEAH!!!!!!!! ITS DOWNHILL FUROM HERE!!!!!!! *smiles happily*

[08:23] AC: :33 < right! h33h33

[08:23] AC: :33 < what will you do now anyway?

[08:23] AC: :33 < now that were fr33 i mean!

[08:24] AC: :33 < i think theres still a lot of shipping things that n33d fixing :\\

[08:26] AC: YEAH....DEFURNITLY!!!!!! I THINK SOME GOT A LITTLE MESSED UP DURING ALL THIS TOO....ITS A CRIME TO ALL THINGS F33LS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:27] AC: :33 < so whats the purrlan?

[08:27] AC: :33 < we have to do something!

[08:28] AC: :33 < i have all these furiends with empty quadrants

[08:28] AC: :33 < but no idea how to fix it! X00

[08:29] AC: HMMM.......MAYBE....WE SHOULD ORGANIZE SOMETHING TO HELP HOOK THEM ALL UP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

[08:30] AC: :33 < that could work...

[08:30] AC: :33 < like a purrty, but only for the single people?

[08:30] AC: :33 < wed start with red, right?

[08:31] AC: YEAH!!!!!!!! EXACTLY LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:31] AC: :33 < the meowre i think about it

[08:31] AC: :33 < the meowre i think it could work purrfectly!

[08:32] AC: YES!!!!!!! I THINK IT WOULD BE PURRFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:32] AC: :33 < we could put it on that bulletin thing purrhaps!

[08:33] AC: :33 < i dont know where wed do it though

[08:33] AC: :33 < im not sure my cave would be a good place :\\

[08:34] AC: HMMM........

[08:35] AC: WELL I PURLAN ON MOVING BACK INTO MY OLD HIVE, WE COULD USE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:35] AC: :33 < oooh, thatd work!

[08:35] AC: :33 < and we could decorate it!

[08:35] AC: :33 < and choose mewsic!

[08:36] AC: MOGMOG!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:37] AC: AND IT COULD HAVE DANCES AND SUCH!!!!!! 333333333333!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:37] AC: :33 < right, exactly!

[08:37] AC: :33 < and they could dance and talk to each ofur

[08:38] AC: :33 < and wed make sure there werent all the usual purrty purroblems we have XPP

[08:38] AC: FUR SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:40] AC: :33 < so its agr33d!

[08:40] AC: :33 < youll let me know as soon as youre ready to start getting things ready then?

[08:40] AC: YES!!!!!!!!! IT WILL BE THE BEST PURTY EFUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:42] AC: :33 < yaaay!

[08:43] AC: :33 < *jumps to her f33t* start thinking of ideas ok? and music that will put people in the right mood!

[08:43] AC: :33 < and ill s33 about getting the word out!

[08:44] AC: SOUND GRREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FLEALLY CANT WAIT TO DO THIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:46] AC: :33 < *grabs her shoulder and punches the air* yesss!

[08:46] AC: :33 < efurryone will be happily sorted befur you know it!!

[08:49] AC: *pumps her fist in the air in excietment as well* HECK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:52] AC: :33 < *releases her to start running for the door, twirling half-way to wave at them both* the leijons are on the case!

[08:52] AC: :33 < get well soon horuss, and ill s33 you both later!! :DD

[08:52] AC: *salutes nepeta with a grin* S33 YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grimadvocator-blog]

Read More

[adorablecombatant]

*His eyes flash open and it takes more than a little while for his surroundings to come into focus. His stomach growls and he's ready to push himself up, but then he notices a mass in his lap. Peering down, he recognizes those horns, that tail, that hat.*  D --> Nepeta  *She had watched the various comings and goings of everyone else through half-closed eyes for a while, and didn't remember having finally fallen back asleep. So the next thing she's aware of is someone saying her name. No, not just anyone! Like a shot she clambers up to wind her arms securely around his shoulders, only getting out a single word before her face is hidden in his hair.*  :33 < equius!!  *reluctantly, carefully, his arms wrap around her.*  D --> It's so good to see you  D --> I've missed you greatly  *There's a scratchy tone to her voice when she speaks again*  :33 < i missed you too, so much!  :33 < when you didnt wake up with the ofurs  :33 < i was so worried!  D --> It was a MIGHTY rest  B] *Sits back up with a look of mock indignation*

:33 < fur serious!  :33 < weve b33n asl33p for ages and ages already though, apurrently!  D --> Yes it appears so  D --> Even longer for me it seems  *turns her head to the side curiously*  :33 < it hasnt b33n that long really, i suppaws  D --> Perhaps not  D --> Regardless  *he goes quiet. How to word this?*  *senses that something is bothering him, the dream most likely, and begins lightly brushing through his hair with her fingers*  :33 < hmm?  D --> I do not possess memories of the past human year  D --> Anything we've done in that time  D --> I do not know it *freezes*  :33 < i  :33 < i dont understand!  :33 < nothing at all?  D --> No  D --> All I remember is being resurrected  D --> Then waking in a cave with others  D --> I'm sorry  :33 < oh...

:33 < no no, im the sorry one equius!

:33 < there has to be a way to get it all back though, there has to be!  :33 < you cant lose it all  D --> I am not sure if there is  D --> I will be okay regardless *resumes papping at his face after a little while* :33 < maybe theres some things its ok to furget  :33 < but all that time!  :33 < all the things we did  D --> It would appear we must forge new memories  D --> STRONGER memories  :33 < youre right  :33 < and better ones too!  :33 < who were you with in the cave thingy anyway?  :33 < did they tell you all the stuff that happurrned?  D --> I was with Feferi, Kanaya, the other Peixes, the other Ampora, the other Pyrope, the other Serket, and a human I did not recognize  D --> What do you mean  *makes a face at "other ampora", but continues*  :33 < you know, the situation!  :33 < what weve all b33n doing!  :33 < or fighting i suppaws is the better word  D --> No, we were a bit preoccupied  D --> Feferi neglected to inform me  :33 < oh!  :33 < well most times im not sure i get it eifur  :33 < but thats why you were in your cave dream, and i was in my town one!  :33 < i think the gods maybe put us there, as purrisioners!  D --> Why though  D --> What w001d they gain from that  *tiny shrug* :33 < sollux or somebody told me its beclaws theyre mad that we beat the game  :33 < theyve b33n trying all sorts of things to kill us and trick and drive us crazy!  D --> That is stupid  D --> What diaperheads  *keeps her laugh quiet with difficulty, mindful of the other people still asleep*

 :33 < i know right?  :33 < they were no match for us!  :33 < you even built a machine that broke through some ofur day terror stuff they were bofuring us with, like it was no purroblem!  :33 < you helped lots catually  D --> I am prone to amazing feats of helpfulness  D --> Therefore I am not surprised  D --> We shall defeat them  *pokes his cheek* :33 < always so modest!  :33 < but yes!  :33 < we done it purrlenty already  D --> Nepeta stop that  *he smile says otherwise*  :33 < nooope  *she knows*  D --> I command you to cease this instant  :33 < what if i dont want to?  D --> That's too goshdarned bad  *ceases the pokes* :33 < youre lucky i missed you lots! XPP  D --> Thank you  D --> How have you been  D --> The other disgusting lowb100ds are not tainting you are they  *tiny frown as she realizes* :33 < well furst of all none of them are disgusting at all!  :33 < but nope, no tainting here  :33 < we both made furry good furiends with lots of them, and the humans too!  D --> Oh  :33 < its purrobably a bit weird to adjust to  :33 < but you were happier caring about that stuff less!  D --> I canter imagine that, but I will take your word for it  :33 < as you should!  :33 < but yes, ive b33n mostly good  :33 < im lots better now!  :33 < i didnt like my dream furry much  D --> Mine was less than enjoyable as well  D --> There was a lot of anger  D --> As well as a majestic codpiece  :33 < a what now?  D --> A codpiece  :33 < is that like the sea beast we fought?  D --> Not in the slightest  :33 < ...do i even want to know what it is?  D --> It is an e%quisitely ornate piece that you wear over your nether region  :33 < oh right  :33 < 333w  D --> The bigger it is, the STRONGER a warrior you are  :33 < i dont get that at all, but ok!  :33 < so it was just lying around?  D --> No, a king was wearing it  :33 < and you fought him right?  :33 < how tough was he?  :33 < not at all i bet!  D --> I crushed him easily  D --> Then a beast sprang forth from his corpse  D --> It could not be defeated with sheer STRENGTH  :33 < oh my gosh, a beast?  :33 < how big was it?  :33 < how did you fight it?  D --> It was at least thrice the size of pounce  D --> In the end we didn't  :33 < im betting you didnt run away though  D --> Our aggression only served to make it stronger  :33 < so what did you do instead?  D --> Nothing  D --> It was dumb  :33 < and it just died on its own?  :33 < that is dumb!  D --> Yes, quite  :33 < i guessed you might have b33n somewhere angry though  :33 < sometimes you talked when you were asl33p!  :33 < you totally said dingleberries didnt you  D --> How preposterous  D --> Maybe  :33 < i heard youuu, theres no point denying it!  D --> It was uddered once  :33 < h33h33h33  :33 < thought so!  :33 < it wasnt so terrible though, was it?  D --> I was a lot angrier than usual  D --> I could not control it  :33 < i dont think anyone could  :33 < our purrlace made us all so sad and mopey!  :33 < im sure you did your best  D --> No, I don't believe I did  :33 < are you really pawsitive?  :33 < it must have all b33n so bad  :33 < anyone would have struggled  D --> Yes you are correct  D --> I am not just anyone  D --> There should have been a STRONGER effort made  :33 < dont be so hard on yourself!  :33 < you were with ofur ampurra, id have b33n mad all the time!  :33 < he didnt try to touch your butt did he?  D --> No  D --> He was fairly quiet  :33 < phew!  *settles back down with her head on his shoulder* :33 < so not sooo bad then  D --> No, not completely awful  :33 < im glad!  :33 < well get efurrything sorted out befur too long  D --> Yes, I believe we will  D --> For now, I require food  *stomach growls*  *rolls back off with a huff* :33 < oh right!  :33 < i furgot how long its b33n!  :33 < we can go to the cafeteria together if you want, i know where it is!  :33 < its meowstly fish im afuraid  D --> That would be most pleasurable  D --> No fruits or vegetables  D --> Phooey  :33 < not that i saw X00  :33 < but im sure we can ask!