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Louis: yeah, yes i do... Why?
Harry: okay.. just to let you know... i dip my fries and chips in wine while eating them
Louis: wha-
Harry: AND i always sleep at 9:31 pm instead of 9:30 pm
Louis: okay-

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Harry: hey harry, do you like bad boys?
Louis: yeah, yes i do... Why?
Harry: okay.. just to let you know... i dip my fries and chips in wine while eating them
Louis: wha-
Harry: AND i always sleep at 9:31 pm instead of 9:30 pm
Louis: okay-
Liam: eveytime i look at Louis he comes up with a new insult, look- *looks at Louis* HEY LOUIS!
Louis: hey payno! you look like the type of person who eats buttons off the remote
Liam: Guys... i have to say it. I'm very disappointed in you all because you're very immature
Louis: Well, you didn’t have to say it. You could’ve just thought it.
Louis: I asked Harry what he wanted for breakfast and he said, "Not a burnt sandwich" because in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of his sandwich
Harry, in a VERY strong british accent: overcooked? you BURNT them!!
Niall: *closes the kitchen cabinet too roughly*
*muffled sound of glass crashing*
Liam: *stares at him*
Niall: you heard that?
Liam: yeah?
Niall: that's the sound of someone else's problem
Louis: I’m invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship. from now on we won't judge each other.
Zayn: did you do something?
Louis: Niall what happened???
Niall, looking at the spaghetti he just burnt: I am upsetti spaghetti.
Harry: im bi... and confused
Harry: not about being bi, I just never know whats going on
(psa: this is just an incorrect quote im not forcing a sexuality on anyone, personally im bi so i found the joke funny)
Louis: who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Liam: you're a menace to this society
Zayn: don't be a coward, do 20!!
Liam, excited: do y'all wanna see my new dog?!!
Louis, while Clifford is on his lap: i hate dogs
Harry: it's so cute when Louis...
Niall:
Harry:
Niall: Louis what?
Harry: yeah.
Liam: i don't get paid enough for this
Louis, stuck on the roof, sweating, crying: how awful for you. I cry for you. Look Im crying for you right now?!! Liam please help me you're the nicest PLEASE
Louis: haz do you know what y/n means?
Harry: it means "your name"
Louis, goes back to reading: Louis grabs Louis' waist and leans in for a kiss-
Harry: what the FUCK-
Louis: i wanna be loved on alot lately. my soul is craving affection.
Niall: Louis im sorry that i made you pay rent for monopoly we still love you??!??
Niall: Dating tip! Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Then use the door as a weapon to fight off other suitors. establish your dominance!!
Zayn: i think i understand why you're single
Louis: no no let him finish
Harry: so tonight i was thinking we could play truth and dare, and say all the things others wanna know
Louis: and we'll probably dare a kiss
Niall: I'M HERE FOR IT
kidnapper *crying*: your friends paid the ransom 4 days ago, please go home i'm scared of you guys
Kidnapper: get you ass in the car
Louis: my ass is too fat to fit in your small fucking car
Kidnapper, concerned: wait- you do have point...