Babe.

26. libra. exhausted. men like to bark for me.

[adoxgraphy]

hiiiiii ♥

[alanshemper]

needed this on my blog

[theonetheycallmatt]

My favourite Broadway musical

[adoxgraphy]

looking back at posts on this silly little blog... my digital footprint is in shambles but at least i had fun!

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

im just fucking listening to this over and over its so stupidly funny it doesnt even need to be attached to a joke or have any context 

[life-ff]

[adoxgraphy]

hello all.

[jehovahhthickness]

Having sex with men >>>>>> having a conversation with them.

[jehovahhthickness]

If it’s not pertaining to you getting me food, giving me money or an orgasm. Pls get off my line. I don’t care about how you are.

I hope you’re suffering if you’re not giving me anything I just listed above.

[chhewyyy]

Lmfaoooo

[catsbeaversandducks]

Cat mute for euphonium.

Video/caption/photo by Kazuhiro Tsukimura

[best-friend-of-worms]

This?????? Is so????? Cute?????????

[adoxgraphy]

I lost my meaning 10 years ago. Once you hit a certain age, there will be nothing left in the external world to pleasure you. Anything truly novel or special will have already been packaged and neatly delivered to your eyes, ears, and genitals. You won’t help but feel nostalgic, to imagine that things had to be better in the past, that meaning was constant and always flowing, and whether that is true or not, if the external world is already conquered, all that’s left to explore is the internal.

😐

[adoxgraphy]

I don't really care about you, as you don't really care about me. You may care about your fantasy of me, but that is not me. I made that comment on your post just to get a good feeling of bringing attention my way, as all people on the internet do. That was more than 4 years ago. Even if I told you who I am, you probably wouldn't want to believe it. I am disgusting to you. The kind of person you would despise. I knew that from the very beginning. But then again, you are just a tumblr blog.

😐 Ya know what- alright.

[the-moonlight-witch]

[duanejosepholson-deactivated201]

How Bert snapped

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Ernie: “My waste paper basket. Bert, have you seen my waste paper basket?”

Bert: “Ask me that again and look into my eyes.”

[rubykgrant]

these puppets are more real than real people

[somecutething]

Again! Again!

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

this has to be nearly ten years old. this shit is a relic

[greyisunavailable]

This is the anthem

[santusdehonos]

The original…

[heyyitsranran]

THE FUCKIN ANTHEM

[jujujuicy]

Ayeeee

[kite117]

[tropiyas]

[robustmyaft]

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

[babyanimalgifs]

You ever seen a cat with a deep meow??

[brbjellyfishing]

that cat smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years

[toytowns]

“woah, wow, woah”

[bunjywunjy]

get this cat a jazz contract, stat

[pizzaotter]

HAUSVIABEJSBAKMSJDK WHAT IS THIS OMFG I LOVE HIM 😭

[chocolatemilk4029]

Imagine staying over at their place for the first time and shitting yourself in the middle of the night because you think james earl jones is meowing at you from the door

[hotdogsngiggles]

oh my god