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[queerhoodies]

happy pride to them

[mleprae]

can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical

[wankadoodles]

Pride Miku is BACK and this time I designed Luka to go with her!

[uglyseason]

thinking about all the times in life that i genuinely did create intricate rituals which allowed me to touch the skin of other women 

[adrienarachnid]

do you shit and fart btw? 😍😍

sometimes, i shart!!!

[adrienarachnid]

damn ur ass phat, you like women btw????????

i don't believe i've ever posted a picture of even my face let alone my ass but ty. also yes i've been known to on occasion anon.

[cooltimesonline-deactivated2023]

[y3llowfinches]

When u are hopeless & the world is full of despair the answer is a walk and a shower

[balaclava-trismegistus]

FUCK tenderqueer we're starting the violentfag movement. We hit people with chairs.

[asofterepilogue]

how are you all throwing around words like "fag" without a second thought

[balaclava-trismegistus]

pretty easily actually it's like three letters

[pukicho]

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

[taakitz]

hi!! this is a blue crush lemonade from a restaurant called Sugar Mama’s in Baltimore, Maryland, for anyone wondering!!!! support Black-owned businesses!

[thorne-exe]

*drinks the support black owned businesses juice*

[pissvortex]

just heard my roommate say “press alt f4” and after a couple of seconds he started laughing hysterically

[xellent]

I did it having no idea what it did and it just deleted my hw page

[pissvortex]

this post has a kill count

[moonemojii]

he brought me wendy

[defectcriminal]

“Now”

[campyvillain]

happy july i hate Autism Moms so much its unreal

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

Honestly one of the only good things that came out of the E3 this year. Bout fucking time they made some testosterone for gamers.

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

Shout out to this Sonic the Hedgehog fan blog that reblogged Sonic the Hedgehog themed hormonal replacement therapy transgender testosterone gel without realizing it. Big win for the trans agenda.

[fairycosmos]

if i don’t periodically remind myself that there are a LOT of other ppl in their 20s who currently do nothing at all but lie in bed and type on various different screens all day then i start having heart palpitations 

[greelin]

the “the colonel calls me riza when we’re alone” scene is/was.. lifechanging tbh

[greelin]

lest anyone forget this iconique moment

[peachdoxie]

“Now do me a favor and die” is such a powerful statement.

[tokai-teio]

[comingtoyoursenses]

Pride month