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adrienne. 26. licensed drug dealer.

[wtfaudrey-deactivated20140827]

Its my first time here so its pretty exciting to me.

[adriennefck]

Welcome to the Big Apple, where no one gives a fuck.

[wtfaudrey-deactivated20140827]

Wow this view is amazing!

[adriennefck]

Obviously. It's New York. 

[kieransucks-blog]

You’re truly breaking my heart, y’know that? 

[adriennefck]

Heartbreaker is my middle name, sorry. I might tattoo on my forehead to warn people. 

[kieransucks-blog]

Your sarcasm isn’t appreciated here, Miss. Adrienne, you’ve just lost your invite to the best weekend of your life. 

[adriennefck]

What a shame. I think I'm going to cry. 

[kieransucks-blog]

Two of my brothers and my nephew all surprising me today was the best birthday present I could ask for, even if it is two days early. Looks like a big weekend for the Dunham boys, look out Manhattan! 

[kieransucks-blog]

[adriennefck]

Big weekend in Manhattan? Seems highly unlikely. 

[asherwatson]

Kill them with love and affection, I assume.

[adriennefck]

No, more like, a lot of Xanax and vodka.

[nessafitzpatrick-blog]

Hm… it really depends on who was your roommate, though.

[adriennefck]

I'm not so sure about that. I don't like the idea of sharing my living space with anyone. 

[adriennefck]

I think if I had a roommate, I'd inevitably end up killing them.

[judefincher]

     ”I didn’t get your name.”

[adriennefck]

"Adrienne. Adrienne Michaels."

[ezriaxsparia]

[adriennefck]

@adriemikes: this is the happiest he's ever been

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[chris-calhoun]

Heh, no. I don’t have any excuse that would clear me of being a complete idiot.

[adriennefck]

Not sure I want to know, but you can use my phone, I guess.

[chris-calhoun]

No rush, take your time. After all, it’s your phone.

[adriennefck]

Did someone steal your clothes or something? 

[dorianwesley]

"According to my sisters I have, ehrm, sex hair. I think it might be time to pay my hairdresser a visit.”

[dorianwesley]

[adriennefck]

"Sex hair is a good look for you."

[masonfuck-blog]

The guys in Harlem sure know how to party. Drinking for two days straight has got me in a state, I need a hero to come bring me something greasy.

[adriennefck]

Drinking for two days straight has certainly put your liver in a state.

[chris-calhoun]

So… it just happened that I got locked out of my apartment… in my boxers. Can I borrow your phone to make a call?

[adriennefck]

Uh, when I'm finished with his phone call, sure.

[nicholassucks]

     ”Did you really? You seemed, uh…  rather unphased by it.”

[adriennefck]

"You're not the first to tell me that."

[judefincher]

     ”Keep speaking, if you must. I quite enjoy the sound of your voice.”

[adriennefck]

"Anything for you you, darling."