Obviously, you liked Twilight before it was cool.

Dirk - old - male.  [Semi-dep Dirk Strider for the Purebloods timeline. Read all pages before interaction.]

[vxlravn]

i, an edgelord™,

[vxlravn]

hullo

[adstrvm-blog]

I have new followers to say hello to, and yet I'd have to get on my laptop to make it coherent.

[adstrvm-blog]

@iragin You never know, man, some people just like to talk.

[adstrvm-blog]

@brohana + @ecbase + @iragin + @ectobiologoof

So far, so good. Welcome to today’s edition of “What was I fucking thinking?” Today’s topic: Tumblr blogs.

I’m Dirk, he/him pronouns, all that fun stuff. Tell me something that happened to you today, I’ll pretend to listen. Probably.

[ectobiologoof]

hey, dirk! i’m john, nice to meet you. um, he/him pronouns for me too.

and today, i got fucking destroyed. obliterated. i have no idea how i’m typing right now.

but other than that, my dog is chasing his tail, and that was probably the highlight of my day! let’s focus on that. do you have any pets, or?

[adstrvm-blog]

I see.

Unfortunately no, because my roommate is allergic to pet dander. But I'd like to have a huskie, should I ever move somewhere colder.

[adstrvm-blog]

I'll be available on klk tonight for a few hours probably.

[iragin]

Keep reading

[adstrvm-blog]

@amaurotix + @turntock + @cruorappetite

And more. Wow.

[4mes]

I need it for synthetic skin. over a robotic arm.

[adstrvm-blog]

Wow, obviously, I had no idea you needed a synthetic skin recipe for synthetic skin. Gosh.

I tried though, couldn’t find anything to help. Good luck.

[adstrvm-blog]

@brohana + @ecbase + @iragin + @ectobiologoof

So far, so good. Welcome to today’s edition of “What was I fucking thinking?” Today’s topic: Tumblr blogs.

I’m Dirk, he/him pronouns, all that fun stuff. Tell me something that happened to you today, I’ll pretend to listen. Probably.

[4mes]

Any idea on how to make synthetic skin at home?

[adstrvm-blog]

Depends on what you need it for.

[adstrvm-blog]

@heartbroner

Frankly, I’m a little envious I didn’t think of this url first.

[heartbroner-blog]

i’ll sell it to ya. five mil.

[adstrvm-blog]

Oh, I didn't realize I was speaking to a comedian.

[10memes]

[adstrvm-blog]

@heartbroner

Frankly, I’m a little envious I didn’t think of this url first.

[adstrvm-blog]

@jakecroft I'm a little ashamed that I tried to type your name as it would appear normally: Jake Croft. Tell me, would you happen to be Mr. Croft, husband of the legendary Lara Croft?

[adstrvm-blog]

@toreddoors Wow, my first follower. I'm a Real User now. Name's Dirk, pronouns are he/him, blah blah blah. Now it's your turn.

[scholarlou]

be like elle woods °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

[adstrvm-blog]

I feel like I'm going to regret making this.