Adventitious Babe

for the laughs

[pinkfloydd]

me

[glitterweave]

[jasntodds]

I’m living

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

It’s like the direct opposite of this

[xeduo]

[zachsilberberg]

enemies

[supersoftly]

he looks like he’s experiencing whip cream 

[titaniumlegman]

What?

[supersoftly]

[savannahfaerie]

here’s another

[tumblunni]

The most confusing group chat

[theroguetoast]

Cat and skeleton are the people in the gc watching a couple friends argue

[kiptheoverlord]

The four horsemen of the apocalypse

[2000ish]

My Childhood

[mengs-mullet]

[julius-novachrono]

I just witnessed a stone cold murder

[stem-stims]

Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

[dexer-von-dexer]

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

[kimmycup]

Congratulations,

YOU JUST STABBED THEM AGAIN

[five-flats]

i feel like that last comment should be accompanied by a bill-wurtz-style jingle

[d7ux]

[liartownusa]

[newyorker]

A cartoon by Will McPhail.

[ruffboi-mags]

[omnybus]

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

[omnybus]

I may have gone overboard with this

[virgohumor]

people who sleep without covers are the kind of people you should team up with in a zombie apocalypse

[precioustranswoman-deactivated2]

If you’re in a relationship, and you are afraid to tell your friends about something that your partner did to you because you are afraid they will think badly of your partner, that’s a red flag.

[teathattast]

[adventitious-babe]

gaggggagaaaaghahhhaahaahahhaahhaahha

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[adventitious-babe]

omg

[catsbeaversandducks]

The Great Smudge - Table Cat

Via Lancelot Falk

[adventitious-babe]

[doggables]

look at this

[mawkit-deactivated20190715]

for anyone interested these are paso fino horses and this gait is natural! they are the smoothest ride with no bumpy movements. you could practically drink juice and not once would it spill on your face!

[sealedbeastnue]

these bears need to chill theytre stressin me up

[sugarpkts]

my girl got the skyrim lockpick brows

[auddityy]

queent