kip the tumblr raccoon

im just a loser lol its all memes here and i have no sense of humor so thats why i steal memes which is honestly sad

[kylespekter]

I will not elaborate.

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

it is quite literally a pug situation. their mouths don’t even move anymore

[flareonfloof]

if their mouths don’t move anymore then what’s the fucking point

[rexiedemibunny]

a tone indicator for when a statement is made by a bunny: hey guys /🐇

[patheticguy43]

omg hiiiiii /🦅

[despazito]

Starting twin peaks

[despazito]

It's scaring my cat

[despazito]

[chl3borzoi]

[beesmygod]

NO

[colourofthekites]

oh we won, this is gonna be a cinematic event

[tanrak]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I've been like bouncing off the fucking walls all day and couldn't figure out why I was so jittery and then I found out that the lemonade I got at panera has 260mg of caffeine. For context the coffee I drink sometimes to stay awake has about 65-90mg. Why does lemonade have this much caffeine. Whats your fuckint problem

[parkchanwoohoo]

What tbe fuck Panera I am going to Call Saul

[abbf26]

the news is bad sometimes

[thegreathamedebate]

Okay but what’s the phone

[sailor-arashi]

As advertised:

[abbf26]

thats what cain used to kill abel

[chasing-asterion]

Okay but for real think of the possibilities.

People in remote areas (both recreationally and living) - hiking or dangerous areas if they’re lost, hurt, or scouting ahead

Homeless people

Disabled people (to alert for help or contact vital services

Areas of extreme poverty (see all above)

Lost people (either urban or rural) able to call for help

Somebody close to death able to record all final thoughts (either injured, terminal, trapped, or unable to have constant medical care)

Children always able to call for help

Abused people - hiding a phone without worrying about it needing to be recharged

[spruce-wayne-deactivated2020120]

it isn’t bad at all, we’re just so used to phone companies trying to make paper thin phones with no battery life cause it’s good for business

[lezarus]

genuinely filled with glee thinking abt what absolutely insane shit misha collins is going to say now his cw contract is over

[lezarus]

FINALLY

[kaylawaylaayla]

[mousetrapreplica]

guy whose pronouns are who/whom/whose

[mousetrapreplica]

“whose pronouns are who/whom/whose?”

“that’s right”

[empathviv]

[marrowmoiselle]

Please make more Garfield art. Please. I love him desperately and your art is the most amazing I’ve seen from him. It instantly makes me happy when I even so as glance at it. Please I need more Garfield. Your style of this fat orange tabby cat is exquisite and I politely ask you to continue in these drawings. Thank you. Also I really like your Garfield shirts! I’ll be trying to get my grubby little hands on them soon. Good luck with day! And I bid you ado.

[xlec]

tumblr hasn’t had a site wide glitch in almost a year….i miss dysfunctional tumblr :(

[trueshredguitar]

they don’t make em like this anymore

[sleepy-bebby]

Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy

[misc6x6]

[omomix]

it was just a misunderstanding

[supremedarklordswagula666-deact]

[plumgall]

Anyone else the dumbest bitch alive?

[girlchub-deactivated20181204]

*makes good night post* *stays online for 15 minutes to see who liked it*

[sirn-deactivated20130119]

i wonder if my parents get overwhelmed by living with a model

[noobtheloser]

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

jesus christ

[drtanner]

This is the superior “comic showing the events leading up to a popular gif” post.