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Adventures of a Single Lesbian: Cringe moment #12
when you have just met with somebody from HER for the first time, and they IMMEDIATELY use the “I’m meeting a friend later so I can’t stay” excuse
because I am clearly SO physically repellent that women can barely stand to spend 30 minutes in my company, even with an alcoholic beverage to distract them
Doctor: are you sexually active? Me: yes. Doctor: what form of protection do u use? Me: ....uhhh I'm gay... Doctor: oh.
Adventures of a Single Lesbian: Legit advice #6
Fellow rug munchers, I have noticed an alarming trend on dating sites of late. The clevage.
I’m not talking an innocent result of a low cut top coupled with slightly larger than average breasts. I’m talking boobs intentionally pressed together as hard as possible to create the mightiest boob crease known to man. It is fatal for a single lesbian to come into contact with such a creature, as your eyes may never become unstuck again.
It is easy to be diverted by such treasures. But just remember, before diving, to check their profile and read the small print, as chances are they are trying to distract you with boobs whilst not actually having a personality.
Thank me later, bitches!
Adventures of a Single Lesbian: Pet Peeve #15
when girls try to put themselves on a higher plane by writing something like this in the about me: I’m not one to talk about myself in these boxes, message me to find out more ;) LADIES the whole point of online dating is that we don’t want to waste time on incompatible women, fill in the damn profile description and get off your high horse
when you’re a lesbian but you have tiny hands
The answer
when you're a lesbian but you have tiny hands
when your favourite dating site is now a minefield of your ex’s friends, who are just lying in wait to berate you about your relationship choices
when you’re at the hairdressers and they ask you if you have a boyfriend, and you REALLY can’t be arsed to have a nuanced discussion about sexuality and gender politics while there is somebody with a pair of sharp scissors standing over you
Adventures of a Single Lesbian: Pet peeve no. 14
My new dating profile:
I HATE GOING OUT AND HAVING FUN
I HATE SNUGGLING ON THE SOFA WATCHING NETFLIX WITH SOMEONE SPECIAL
I HATE MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS
I HATE ALL MUSIC
I MUCH PREFER SITTING IN A CORNER AND STARING AT THE WALL
Psst, top tip: don’t fill your profile with redundant hobbies and cliches
Adventures of a Single Lesbian: Legit advice #4
Okay, so although I am terminally single, I have been on roughly 30,000 dates and therefore have more advice to dole out the lesbians of the world
Avoid negativity! (unless you do it in a totally smart, sarcastic way, or you are so adorable it’s like bambi having a temper tantrum)
And get this. Even if you aren’t that great looking (ie. me, the mullet isn’t that flattering) or don’t have much going for you, if you smile and laugh at everything and looks like you are actually enjoying yourself, behold: YOU BECOME INSTANTLY MORE ATTRACTIVE! It’s magic! It’s difficult for someone to dig through layers of angst, or make a connection with somebody who is acting aloof. Make it easy for your date, girls
Thank me later bitches!
Adventures of a Single Lesbian: Things you simply MUST include in your dating profile #5
As a single lesbian, you must be vigilant. ALWAYS put a deterrent to mad lesbians, preferably right at the top of your profile description. Something like 'ALL CRAZY PEOPLE STAY AWAY!' will do the trick, as clearly they will take a long, hard look at themselves and say, 'Oh yeah I'm crazy, better stay away from this one' 'NO LESBIAN DRAMA' also works well, it'll definitely ensure you never date anybody again who fucks you over
when you are stalking an ex's profile on POF and then realise they can see that you viewed them
when girls tell me i'm 'too femme' for them
this is a girl after my own heart
THAT AWKWARD LESBIAN MOMENT
when your only gaydar is based off your flirting abilities with girls — the straighter they are, the better you manage to flirt.
(submitted by dorkazord)
when your straight friends ask you for advice on how to get guys to like them??
even if I wasn't SUPER homo, my tragedies in the dating department should be enough to deter you from asking
when you're forlornly browsing a dating site and spy a cute looking girl in the ULTRA MATCH section (ooo exciting), click into the profile only to have it slowly dawn on you that you've ACTUALLY DATED her before and that she is an UTTER TROLLOP. Ultra match? Really? Really? Is the dating site calling me an UTTER TROLLOP?!? I mean, I know I get through a lot of women but that does not call for this comparison
the lesbian community is way too small get me out of here
Adventures of a Single Lesbian: Cringe Moment #11
That awkward moment when you are stalking somebody on Facebook and you accidentally share their profile picture to the entire of your Facebook feed
Another hideous addition to my already tragic life
