Spoopy

My name is Claire Favs are: Steven Universe, OW, Parks And Rec.

[holy-punks]

[davidout-sortir]

This is so important.

[ventusregina]

One of the biggest power moves I have here in the midwest when someone is being racist, sexist, homophobic is that I tell them that I’ll pray for them so that god can grace them with empathy, or that “I feel sorry the devil has made his home in your heart” cause you have not felt joy until you’ve flipped the script on a suburban house mom or an old racist white man.  The joy of watching their face in shock and confusion while they’re called out in Christian Standards the same way they try to cover for their homophobia is amazing.  100% suggest it, at the very least it gets them to shut the fuck up.

[mckitterick]

Good Christian Hacks, an open-ended series

[frenchroasted]

Works wonders in the South, too.

And if they start to stutter and quote some cherry-picked Bible verse at you, come back at them with “yes, even the Devil can quote scripture, but that doesn’t mean he understands it. I’ll pray for God to grant you understanding in the fullness of His word.”

[symbrock]

i’m losing my shit at this the delivery is absolutely flawless

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

this has better acting than most movies

[airframeextender]

[sabertoothwalrus]

unmute

[copperbadge]

I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life. 

[unfortunately-awake]

[tokkimuu-deactivated20210911]

i dont think this needs any caption

[hockeydyke]

This is simply the best thing I’ve ever seen from an NHL Brand Twitter Account™️

[krazykitsune]

okay but this is the canes whole twitter brand and i'm here for it:

[barnes-diaz]

Marvel Cinematic Universe actors and their stunt doubles 

Scarlett Johanesson & Heide Moneymaker

Chris Hemsworth & Bobby Holland Hanton

Chris Evans & Sam Hargrave

Karen Gillan & Kelly Richardson

Anthony Mackie & Aaron Toney

Mark Ruffalo & Anthony Molinari

Sebastian Stan & James Young

Brie Larson & Renae Moneymaker

Dave Batista & Rob de Groot

Tessa Thompson & Tara Macken 

[bixbiboom]

The Backstreet Boys performing I Want It That Way together from each of their homes is exactly what I needed today.

[starsandskies-archive]

OMGGGGGGG

[helila]

[ilikesweatpantsandstayinghome]

The children are SO CUTE and SO INTO IT

[paxamericana]

[rubysapphrald]

my favorite pokemon is lotad i think because it is simultaneously round and flat plus all of them are just certified dumbasses

[rubysapphrald]

shut the fuck up i fucking love them

[stream]

Contagion (2011) dir. Steven Soderbergh

[perylenegreen-deactivated202202]

now that we live across from a school I hear kids doing Screamings all through the day. and I am thinking, maybe I should also have recess. maybe it would be good for me to go outside at regular intervals throughout the day just to scream and fall down like a tiny fool with no motor development.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mens-rights-activia]

[dailyvillanelle]

#the holy trinity

[catchymemes]

[steve-the-evets]