[junglejim4322]

Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

[junglejim4322]

Where am I

[henstomper]

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

[smokeydabear420422]

[argumate]

the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy is presents a romance-style female-focused fantasy adventure, which is rare for blockbuster movies.

[argumate]

 - you are Keira Knightley, the high-spirited and ever so slightly spoiled child of a doting father who happens to be the governor

 - every man in the world is crazy about you, from the dashing naval officer who asks for your hand in marriage to the handsome young blacksmith’s apprentice who you met as a child and feel a strong bond with to the devilish pirate lord who saves your life and flirts with you shamelessly and you make out with him once but it’s for a good cause

 - you have two weddings, one where you femme it up and then it turns all emo when it rains on your wedding day and the groom is dragged off in chains by another guy who secretly has the hots for you and then you have a second wedding where you dress as a man because you’re the pirate king now and you exchange custom vows and witty banter during a sword fight with zombies

 - you are Keira Knightley

[empanadazul]

- all three of your potential love interests end up on the same ship at one point they have a lot of tension between them but they don’t fight because you told them not to

- a random pirate you knew for half an hour names you his heir and now you command one of the biggest and most important fleets in the sea

- not only that but you became the Queen of all pirates who now obey you and are at your command. You use your powers to destroy the fleet of the East India Company

- there’s a kraken

[angelicdewdrop]

how i’ve been feeling as of late

[flashphotograph]

Dustin Henderson & Steve Harrington for Eddie Munson

[tomhardygallery]

[fuck-customers]

[strikedenko]

[ID: "Cold weather reminder. Do NOT plug space heaters into power strips or extension cords. Plug space heaters directly into the wall outlet. Power strips are not designed to handle the high current flow required by a space heater and can overheat causing a fire."

A photo is attached of a power strip with an extremely charred end. Part of the power strip's wire is also charred. End ID]

[thequeeninyellowlace]

My husband, an electrician, told me I have to reblog this.

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

For clarification's sake, is this true everywhere? I ask because I know that different countries have different quality home electricity provision; American home electricity Ain't Great compared with most of Europe, for example. In Wales I have never heard of this being a Thing, but our electricity comes in 240V flavour, so possibly the higher current naturally avoids this issue?

[leonardslee]

My British husband (not an electrician but electrician-adjacent) says yes this is true in the UK as well - anything that uses a lot of power should be plugged directly into the wall rather than an extension lead

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Good to know, thank you!

[meret118]

*gets up to replug space heater*

[steveshairychest]

[yaldabaothadeez]

Buying gifts for people is terrible. You start out thinking “what would make them happiest to recieve?” or “if I were in their postition, what would I want?” but then the answer to both of those questions is “a magical sword that has Powers” and they don’t sell those at the mall

[angstyastro]

I miss my bug

[beardbriarandrose]

Giacomo Trecourt (1788-1824), Lord Byron on Shore of Hellenic Sea

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

if you’re reading this, i’m wishing for the universe to be kind to you

[petaltexturedskies]

Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

[monster2001]

[m-zdnmh-deactivated20260327]

and sometimes against all odds, against all logic, we hope.