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"Why, I practically raised him!" {Independent Yzma from The Emperor's New Groove.}

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ive waited all year to be able to reblog this

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spinachpxff started following you.

      " k r o n k --

               i don't care what it                looks like. i am going                to die of hunger before                it comes, at this rate. "

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Reblog with the sexiest icon you have of your character.

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spinachpxff:

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                     sandals dropped off the table, and kuzco                      leaned forward — getting closer so that he                      could hear her more CLEARLY.

                                                               " wha — why ? ”

                                      was there no more chocolate in the world ? did                                       they already have a cheese fountain planned ?

    " you have a sundae bar, an        omelet station and a popcorn        vender--

                   we won't n e e d a chocolate                        fountain. "

            as if one wouldn't be               there when kuzco arrived,               anyway.

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You're playing my favorite villain. I think my opinion of you is very positive by default.

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                    for someone like kuzco — for someone that                     was told over and over again that his genes                     were FLAWLESS — accepting the idea that                     who he married didn’t matter ..

                                                           it was impossible.

                                        ( and HONESTLY,  yzma should count                                         her blessings. at least he wasn’t looking                                         for something stupid in a bride — like                                         LOVE. ) 

                    " riiight. "

                                        why couldn’t his life just stay like this ?

                    " — can i have a chocolate fountain at my party ? "

          with mounting frustration,            yzma decides it's best left            alone. for now. 

                          she was in no mood                           to get into an argument                           with him today.

                                   " no. "

                           it's said even as she makes                            a side note. if only to irritate                            him; as he does her.

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Sunrise, Sunset from the classic Fiddler on the Roof.

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but tbh if you don't read what i write it my links you're missing out

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Have you and Kuzco ever had a GOOD relationship? What happened to it?

        he                grew                          up.

    " no. "

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                                                  and his mood was quickly flipped. ack. 

                            ” i’ll pick the first DECENT girl they send me. ”

                the thought of having someone by his side                 that was anything less than PERFECT made                 him want to gag — his definition of ‘decent’                 was extremely skewed.

                                                ” — but until then, i think we should hold                                                 that off. can’t throw two parties in a row. ”

           a frown twisted into a forced smile; kuzco wasn’t afraid            to break customs just to make himself more comfortable.

    with an exaggerated roll of the     of the eyes, yzma quickly scrawls     a gigantic 'x' through the intended     date.

            stubborn boy.

               " h o n e s t l y, i don't                  understand why you're                  dragging all of this out.

                                   it's marriage. a little                                    tit for tat. it doesn't                                    matter w h o it is! "

    if the girl could bring forth     an heir, that's all that mattered!     it's g o t to be at least the twelfth     time they've had this argument.

              and that was just this week.

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fabulouscentaurboy liked for a starter.

     " what do you think--

               eggplant or violet? "

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                                                           ” —— someplace sunny, ”

                he began, lips pursed. in all honesty, the emperor                 had been more preoccupied with the tiny details:                 all the little things he wanted to add onto the already                 gigantic celebration that was his birthday.

                                            " with a pretty view. you can do that, right? "

     a question that didn’t need any asking, because OF      COURSE SHE COULD. any wish he had would be      granted by his creepy godmother.

                            " i just want it to be all about me. just like the seventeen                             other times we’ve done this. what’s the point in having                             a palace full of people who know all my favorite stuff if                             they’re not going to be around for my BIG DAY. ”

      could she do it?

             c o u l d she do it!?

                yzma could move the empire if she                    put her mind to it. what the emperor                    wanted, the emperor would have.

                         perhaps that's how she's made him                          such an insufferable brat.

        " i have the perfect hill in mind. "

            scrawling down a mark here and there,               the skinny old woman leans heavily               onto her palm.

                     " and of course, your wedding                             will be the following day. 

                                         WHICH REMINDS ME--

                             pick. someone. already. "

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Disney Villain sentence starters - Sends one to my muse for their reaction

"Go ahead. Shoot me. Be a man."

"It looks like you’re out of ideas."

"How can you read this? There’s no pictures."

"Come now, I’m being more than generous."

“I warn you, child… if I lose my temper, you lose your head! Understand?”

"If you’re not with us you’re against us."

“We wouldn’t want to miss old Daddy’s celebration, now, would we?”

"Game. Set. Match."

"These people are traitors and must be made examples of."

"Come on out and fight!"

"I’m surrounded by idiots."

"So much for true love!"

"Thank you for detaining my victim."

"Hiding, are we?"

"A lesson needs to be learned here."

"You can’t get something for nothing, you know."

"Did you hear that, my pet?"

"They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch."

"How marvelous! How marvelous!"

“If I can teach a parrot to sing “God Save the Queen,” I can certainly teach this savage a thing or two.”

"Did you forget who you’re talking to?"

"I think this one would be better off stuffed."

"We haven’t discussed the subject of payment."

"Whoa. Is my hair out?"

"Life’s not fair, is it?"

"Just name your price, dear."

"Insolent… coward!"

"No matter how fast you run, no matter where you hide, I will catch you."

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Kuzco + Shades of Red

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Describe your relationship with Kuzco in as few words as possible.

    " bothersome b r a t. "

                 her brat.

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In honor of Mother's Day: send me asks on anonymous as my character's kid(s)!

for male muses: you could send them in based around asking questions/talking about the child's mother!