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never returning [call me synth/25/nb (they/he, queer as hell)] [radfems/terfs/"gender critical"/transmeds/truscum still not welcome]

[kyda]

mood

[laurark]

D.I.Y. Kabutomushi care.

[shiftythrifting]

Cursed pot found at a second hand store in Helsinki.

[femcassidy]

horse girls are the only people who can understand what a force bond feels like

[femcassidy]

the new star wars trilogy has an identical plotline to any horse girl genre movie

[femcassidy]

when kylo and rey see each other a little flute plays and shes like, “ben... that was what your last owner called you, wasnt it? i saw it on the placard in the abandoned stable. there were newspaper clippings too. you used to race before they sold you to first order corporations when the farm went under. what happened to you? you can trust me boy” and kylo is like *flares his nostrils and kicks his hind legs out and whinnies*

[mushfae]

[80sanime]

[subtitledjerma]

world’s most fucked up substitute teacher

[sseoulful]

IG

[expressions-of-nature]

Valparola Pass, Italy by Ales Krivec

[raionmimi]

I designed a shirt that says “SLUT” in New Horizon and put it in my friend’s shop. The next day, he told me that he found one of his villagers wearing it, and when he told me which one, I fucking lost my mind over it

[raionmimi]

My friend sent me another pic. Someone come get your slutty grandpa, he’s too powerful

[roseoilz]

jumping cats by daniel gebhart de koekkoek

[hlwim]

ugh how the fuck do you cover letter

[elf-trash]

Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo.

I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.

With your wisdom, I’m sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation.

As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.

[siderealsandman]

Polite greeting (Greetings, Exalted One)

Self-Introduction (I am Luke Skywalker) 

Establish Credentials (Jedi Knight) 

Explain how you learned of this opportunity (Friend to Captain Solo) 

Establish Purpose (I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.)

Show what you can bring to the organization ( I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.)

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

This actually maps really well.

[incorrect-kotor-quotes]

“Think about this. I’m your hottest friend! No, Bao-Dur. I’m your nicest friend! No, also Bao-Dur… I’m your friend!”

— Atton, to the Exile

[worthikids]

Palpatine’s Journey

[thornedbondage]

DEAD

I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO BE AS WELL

[xhermestrismegistus-deactivated]

Increasing Verbose Grievous Edition. I’m gonna make one of all my favorite characters at this rate.

[onceiwashere]

we are all slutting it up on nar shaddaa 

[creaturefeature333]

here’s the qui-gon and obi-wan vs darth maul fight from phantom menace but tracked to gimme gimme gimme by abba

[amynchan]

What on earth possessed you to do this?

[ferrific]

It’s what obi-wan would have wanted.