Wide of the mark

Melissa. 17. USA. DFTBA.

[freeadultgame]

[pyper1887]

Anderson Cooper’s co-workers prank him on live TV (x).

[sandandglass]

Graham Norton embarrasses Hugh Laurie in front of Ice Cube

[just-shower-thoughts]

So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.

[cunt-inent]

there are other reasons ejaculation isn’t generally accepted in school zones, but sure

[orsomethinglikethatreally-deact]

I just hope that one day–preferably when we’re both blind drunk–we can talk about it.

J.D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey (via orsomethinglikethatreally)

[quotethatshow]

[owlmylove]

if you were praised for being smart as a child and now feel crippling sensations of inadequacy when you don’t instantly know how to do something perfectly clap your hands

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

*clap clap*

[aiyh]

*hesitates to clap because I might screw it up*

[sacred-portal]

[jesusbeans]

Or it’s a jewellery box…

[ceeberoni]

what kind of jewelry box has usb ports. the truth is out there

[brylup-blog]

It’s a fucking mirror

[ceeberoni]

What kind of mirror has USB ports????????

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

confirmed

[exoqenises]

what the fuck happened here

[coasttocoastlikebutteredtoast]

ilLuMinaTTi cOnfIRmEd

[the-heavy-metal-viking]

the shapeshifting reptilians strike again. thanks a lot obama.

[virgobitxh]

[sizvideos]

Video

[strongbirdjay-blog]

I got some of this stuff at a kids in engineering conference when I was younger, it was awesome. If you have the money to buy it you totally should.

[wigglemore-deactivated20150217]

[breakingbad2008]

[reblogggged]

College kids are the absolute last people you want to mug. They’re in peak physical condition, they have no money, and most of them have such a twisted view on the value of life they would rather you shoot them than give you the $4.37 in change at the bottom of their book bag.

(via hefuckin)

[peoplesbard]

This is actually fairly accurate.

[mrbenwyatt]

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[iwishtheseweremywords]

A woman is unstoppable after she realizes she deserves better.

(via iwishtheseweremywords)

[mid-book-crisis]

Those things you hate about yourself....

You loved them in your favorite characters.

Your crazy hair:

Your stand out scar:

Your unique laugh:

Your freckles:

Your shyness:

The way you get excited about the little things:

Maybe you’re a little crazy:

Maybe you wish you could change yourself:

But if you did change… There would never be any good stories. 

Let your unique traits shine through. 

Because every thing you call a “flaw”, I call an important character trait. 

[like-a-fieldmouse-deactivated20]

this is the best post