can u stop fucking around

( er·satz ) juno ⸝ illust ⸝ @aersqtz on everywhere

[avo0930]

BOOM who are those hmmm idk i think they are pretty dangerous

[aersqtz]

attack for @ melsouplover on artfight!

[aersqtz]

bro lock in you can't dissociate after completing mindless tasks in hopes of saving ur friend

[aersqtz]

attack for @ inky_bee on artfight!!

[aersqtz]

attack for @ noctryntea!!

[aersqtz]

attack for @ no_free_wifi_for_you !!

[smallishbabes]

The story of Techno breaking his glasses before stream.

Source: Turtle stream

Transcription under the cut

Techno: Y’know last week I was thinking to myself, “Y’know what? We’re coming up- we’re coming up on 4 million subscribers. Y’know I- I- I’m getting- y’know I’m- I’m getting- I’m getting some money when I stream.” And I was thinking, “Y’know it’s about time I indulge on some real luxuries”, chat. Get some material goods in my life. And I was thinking here, “What could I really use?” And I thought to myself, “I should get a second pair of glasses.” (Oh Phil’s here) A second pair of glasses. Because it occurred to me that I- y’know these- y’know these glasses? This very fragile device on my head that I rely on to function as a human being? I only have one of them. And so it occurred to me- it occurred to me that’s probably- that’s probably just not a good idea to only have one and no backup. So anyways, I broke my glasses two hours ago. Uh it was not good. It was not good. I’m currently- I can currently see because I taped them back to together with scotch tape. I have- I have 3.8 million subscribers and the only reason why I can do this stream is because of tape. It’s because of tape. My life is a joke.

[royalarchivist]

Phil: I can- I can do this, watch– [He goes into windowed mode] Right? And then that allows me to just quickly click on stuff without alt-tabbing every 2 seconds.

Phil: [Reading chat] "Windowed mode, el- Emerald duo crumbs" Jesus Christ. [Laughs] The fact that- the fact that this– [He goes into windowed mode again and cracks up, leaning off-camera and slapping his desk] The fact that this is your "Techno crumbs" is crazy.

Phil: He did do this a lot. He- he did not like to alt-tab. He- instead of alt-tabbing, he would just hit F11. Which just put it in like, fckin' tiny window mode. Alright. Anyway–

[aersqtz]

attack for goat @ yy.kirbee !!

[aersqtz]

and let's fly away from this stupid town

[rina-rulez]

I realized you were going to drag me down with you,

I think... I want that.

[mrsmp28]

beach episode!!!

+bonus i js dk where else to put it

[aersqtz]

and let's fly away from this stupid town

[aersqtz]

attack for @ mono_illus / mono.eke !!

[aersqtz]

happy for them

[aersqtz]

goodnight.

[aersqtz]

attack for sea_lems!