[teathattast]

[theweight]

whoa mama... i can feel the soil falling over my head...

[brigittefitzgerald]

how it feels to work in customer service when the customer tries to joke with you

[arsvitaest-deactivated20260111]

Frederick Judd Waugh, Rum Row, 1922, oil on board

[dughole]

girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they’re girls who do girls like they’re boys always should be someone you really love

[imperhius]

[wokeuplaughing]

sometimes a bad movie opinion is punishable by death

[priorwalterxxxii]

how my mutuals talk about paul mccartney

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[robbierobertson]

if you're in the top .01% of an artist's lsisteners on spotify they should come to your house and make sweet love to you

[evilalienmush]

when you talk to people they kill you

[bobdylanyaoi]

how do i get my cuck to stay put in his chair? he keeps pacing around the room because he is on stimulants..

[dogpuppy]

[radicalgraff]

"Fuck ICE"

Seen in Los Angeles, USA

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

[pangur-and-grim]

cats will just treat you as terrain

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun