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i need someone.

i need someone to smoke with me, get high with me, kiss the shyness from my chapped lips and chase the shadows from my eyes. i need someone to fill the void of people, to talk to me about everything and everything while the night stretches out in front of us. i need a friend, an enemy, a fuck.

i need something.

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im going to have a stroke

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Instead try… Person A: You know… the thing Person B: The “thing”? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

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As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:

Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.

Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”

Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.

Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.

Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.

Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.

Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”

Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”

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I was taking a Korean class and my teacher asked me a question in Korean. Without skipping a beat I replied in French. We were both very confused.

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mi amour

there it is

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oh my gOD

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leohearts

Don’t lose yourself just because you’ve found somebody.

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wnq-writers

7 things you can do to better your mental health: 1- instead of picking out flaws in the mirror, pick out the things you appreciate for that day—maybe it’s a good hair day, or maybe your lips aren’t chapped 2- wake up telling yourself you matter 3- don’t forget who you are & what you deserve 4- make a stranger smile; this in itself will brighten your day 5- compliment everyone around you. if a nice thought comes to mind, say it! make someone’s day 6- know & understand your body is your home; don’t burn it down 7- recognize that you are here for a reason & have a purpose to serve

wild-lungs, writing prompt #64: write 5-10 things you can do to better your mental health. (via wnq-writers)