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a huge nerd who likes taking pics if anyone wants more of my photos (i upload to whatever whenever i feel like doing so) Instagram: felixthemuba

[just-shower-thoughts]

A reason guys are so “terrible at picking up hints” is because we’ve been (rightfully so) taught to take only the clearest signs of affection and consent

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

Nah, I am just a dumbass

[hadewyjch]

normalize wearing 19th century outfits

[tittyblaster8000]

reblog if ur a real ice eater

[tittyblaster8000]

keep rebloggin fake ice eaters r gettin mad

[aestheticmemethief]

The third glass is the best way

[animepopheart]

★ SteamyTomato | Deku Uraraka Doodles A ☆ ⊳ izuku and ochako (costumes/crossover) ✔ republished w/permission

[thoughts-in-shower]

School isn’t actually meant to teach you real life skills, it’s actually meant to get you used to waking up early and going to a boring and miserable job every day.

[cop-disliker69]

A lot of people read this and think it’s just juvenile shit kids complain about. But this is literally how mass education started. The necessity of disciplining formerly farming people, used to setting their own schedules, into the rhythms of the industrial economy, was why mass education was born.

[desinteresse]

Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible

[desinteresse]

Me, as a vampire: oh geez

Friend: What’s wrong

Me: Just remembered that time in 1654 when the tavern maid said “Enjoyeth thy meal!” I replied with “Thee as well”

[showerponderings]

“In The Matrix, Agent Smith says to Morpheus, “the Matrix was redesigned as the peak of your civilization.” The Matrix is set in the year 1999. The 90s were peak of human civilization.”

— http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1537283415

[avvocarlo]

gonna time travel back to the middle ages so I can have some fun eating wormy gruel and hopefully top off the entire experience by getting stabbed in the stomach over a dispute about a couple of coins

[avvocarlo]

sounds dope

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

do u remember those fuckers those…

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

those WEEGGh gHOGH stick fuckers

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

THESE

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

And theyre called….. oh no-

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

Hey baby ;)

Wanna touch my Groan Tube

[hella-flawless-amythyst]

Thanks I hate it

[showerponderings]

“It’s interesting that the term “Humane” is used for kindness when humans are the most destructive, cruel and violent creatures the Earth has seen.”

— http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1536767142

[showerthoughtsofficial]

A coffeehouse is technically a drug den for socially acceptable addictions.

[yakumocchi]

[the-wretched-in-french]

les mis as things i’ve heard in my drama class

Marius: FIRE!!! THERE’S A FIRE!!! Wait nevermind sorry

Enjolras: Sit in that chair in the corner and think about your life decisions and why they suck

Combeferre: Okay, WHO TAPED A PENTAGON ON THE STAGE?

Montparnasse: don’t even bother looking in the costume room I hid a dead body in there

Feuilly: I FOUND A DOOR WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT IT

Musichetta: You are all my children, but if you whip each other with towels one more time, you will each be disowned

Bossuet: I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE *trips down the stairs*

Courfeyrac and Gavroche: *harmonizing to the tune of livin’ on a prayer* WOAH WE’RE NOT QUITE THERE WOAH STANDING ON A CHAIR TAKE MY LIFE OR TAKE MY HAIR WOAH A PICKLE AND A BEAR

Eponine: You can’t make gay jokes when I’m not here!!! Those are MY thing stop stealing my thunder!!!!

Jehan: *bowing aggressively* thank you, thank you, I want to die

Grantaire: someone get me a glass of water or vodka I don’t really care at this point

Bahorel: so like, if I ACCIDENTALLY HYPOTHETICALLY smoked weed in the bathroom during lunch, would you be able to tell and would I get suspended?

Joly: Your germs are racist but that doesn’t mean they won’t kill me anyway

Cosette: Where did my flannel go? PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK I’M NO LONGER GAY

[c3po]

*doesnt even do the bare minimum* all in a day’s work

[aestheticmemethief]

You mean to tell me there are people who do more than the bare minimum?

[thebootydiaries]

no one: ur cute

[aestheticmemethief]

I can hear the wind swooshing through cracks in my heart

[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[welcome2khaos]

oh god why is this me lol help

[olivialovesleggings-deactivated]

I’m so glad this came back into my life

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

ahahahahahahah omg 

[owob]

i learned things today on twitter dot com

[electricate]

the raw power emanating from this post is overwhelming