Sweet girl of mine;

1997

[hotelstares]

[lovlae]

these really launched me into another dimension

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

.

[hryptid]

Toronto, 16.06.18 

[memories]

hello aestheticniaz

[memories]

I regret to inform you I’m #1daf trash.

[louisandthedagger]

me seeing the jonas brothers reunion unfold wishing it was 1D

[stydixa]

JONAS BROTHERS REUNITE! (they finally got their shit together after 6 years)

[zaynova-deactivated20151218]

+

[zayntoxicateme]

Mmmmhmm… What dreams are made of.

[lirrry-blog]

Strong acoustic- Where We Are movie

[old1ddude]

Acepella 1D is something VERY unique and special.

[mutual-we-discussed-it]

this is your daily reminder to take a chonce

[riemth-deactivated20181126]

What the fuck is a chonce

[yourghostcat]

you thought you had me, didn’t you?

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

There should really be a ‘nevermind’ option on Netflix. Sometimes I start a movie or a series and ten minutes or an episode in, I decide I don’t like it. I don’t want to see it in my ‘continue watching’ category, and I certainly don’t want to see ‘because you watched this thing’ either. I made a mistake. Please stop reminding me.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

[cornposting]

You’re really good at origami holy sh

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

[realpersonscifi]

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

same bitch

[wetmetal]

Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:

it weighed 68.6 lbs

[judedeluca]

This is the 100 Star. Reblog to receive cash in unexpected ways.

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

My good hoe

[zaynmalikupdates]

Zayn for British Vogue’s December Issue 2018

[ariana-news]

Ariana Grande for Billboard

[niallfrickinhoran]

[blackedrawblog]

Cute