happy accidents

my writing blog is www.bibliophileforevs.tumblr.com :))

[kaashina]

maomao when every important figure in the empire keeps asking for her help

[programmerhumour]

Once upon a time…

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[thebeanestbad]

[personification-of-anxiety]

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

[rozanovd]

@lgbtqcreators creator bingo - typography & colour [insp.]

he stole her youth and promised heaven the men start wars yet troy hates helen women's hearts are lethal weapons did you hold mine and feel threatened? hear my lyrics, taste my venom you are still my great obsession ↳ the ballad of songbirds and snakes + "history of man" by maisie peters

[art-the-f-up]

“Trauma”

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/Prologue/Part 1 of the Promised Continued Spidrien Series

i will make a masterlist after exams. >>Next Part>>

[goggles-mcgee]

A Little Birdy Told Me 19

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Summary:  Just another day at Gotham Academy, well, Damian wished it was. His acquaintances seem to like to make it anything but.

Damian was not having a good day despite his father’s wishes. For the record, he did try to have a good day, it’s not like he purposefully went into the school with the intent to not, but it seemed like any good luck he had had in the last couple of days (which wasn’t much mind you) ran out. The whispers were what had tipped him off to begin with, usually he could brush them off as nonsensical youth gossip and carry on but the stares coupled with the whispers put him a bit on edge. He hadn’t done anything to his knowledge to warrant the behavior he had observed when he walked in but he didn’t let it show that anything was amiss. He merely strode to his locker and dropped off his afternoon class books before shutting it and locking it swiftly. Damian had tried to be nonchalant about his locker in the beginning, but when it had been broken into in his first week he had been livid, and upgraded the security courtesy of Drake. Apparently some schoolmates just wanted a peek into the newest Wayne’s locker and see if there was anything damning they could use against his Father to sell to some tacky tabloid. Needless to say, he and his father had been less than amused and in Damian’s case, hopeful that he would not have to stay in the ridiculous establishment. 

As he had said, luck was not on his side back then, so why would it be now? 

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[hollandery]

You did not go over the wall. No, George. I did not go over the wall.

QUEEN CHARLOTTE: A BRIDGERTON STORY

[valtsv]

nobody showed up to my public execution :/ what the fuck you guys :/

[valtsv]

fine. whatever. well they're beheading me with a sword and you're all going to miss it.

[valtsv]

contenders for funniest replies in the notes

[anarchopuppy]

Online advertising uses over 100 TWh of electricity per year, about 1/10th the consumption of the entire internet, and produces about 60 megatons of CO2 as of 2016

Junk mail destroys over 100 million trees every year in the US alone. 44% of junk mail is discarded without even being opened, and only about 22% is recycled

Each digital billboard consumes about 30 times more energy than the average American household, and there are almost 9,000 just in the US

All of this for an industry that objectively makes people’s lives worse, that everyone openly hates, whose only goal is to manipulate people to buy things that they by definition do not need. And this isn’t even including TV and radio ads, conventional billboards, posters, construction, maintenance, design, all the countless hours of labor spent polluting our public spaces and our minds with the sole purpose of making the rich richer

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[james-p-sullivan]

what the fuck is wrong with this movie

[tippenfunkaport]

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

[mahgck]

its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like "ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we're better then them" as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors

[mahgck]

[dzamie]

y34h, 4t l34st on th1s s1t3 you c4n t3ll th4t th3 p3rson h4s 4 p4rt1cul4r, mor3 4nnoy1ng r34son to typ3 l1k3 th1s

[mahgck]

i want to you to eat deodorant

[nervousbelieverstarfish]

Actual footage of Marinette realizing she fell for Chat Noir

[sleepy-bebby]

I thought comedy and free speech was now legal? Unless it’s a tweet about Elon then I guess jail for 1000 years!!1!!1! >:(

[pepsibatz]

COMEDY IS NOW ILLEGAL

[funnytwittertweets]

[seabassapologist]

In light of today’s bird app news, I’m glad we can be an inspiration to those less fortunate than us. Godspeed

[id-provider]

ID: a series of four tweets replying to each other. The first tweet is by Xeans Icemane, the second is by Ruby Soleil-Raine, and the last two are by Formion Meldo.

The first reads ""We should abandom Twitter" Alternatively: we Tumblr this. We just keep on making Twitter worse and less valuable on purpose."

The second reads "All right folks we are now DIRECTLY responsible for a platform that Elon Musk owns. This is out chance. We've gotta amp up the bullshit so fucking hard, we need to make tumblr look like god damn easy money in comparison"

The third reads "I truly believe that if we all join together and do our best, we can make Twitter a bigger financial boondoggle for Elon Musk than Tumblr was for Yahoo"

The fourth reads "Yahoo bought Tumblr for $1.1 billion and sold it for $3 million, which was 0.27% of what they paid for it, so that means we have to ruin Twitter enough that Elon is forced to sell it for no more than ~ $118 million."

End ID

[funnytwittertweets]

[vulqan]

[ID: a tweet from "fran" @/galacticidiots, which reads "life is so lackluster when you have nothing fun to obsessively fangirl over. what am i supposed to think about, taxes and the impending collapse of society? no thanks. give me the sweet oblivion of fictional mayhem."]

[somecunttookmyurl]

god some of you are just so weird about having content on this site

"justify"?! babes it's a bullshit internet scrapbook not a fucking phd thesis

[ceekari]

You know the thing where you find something funny and you hold out your phone to your friend so they can see it too?

Reblogging is just you holding out your phone to show us the neat thing you found

[shofarsogood]

Some people: I won't reblog something unless it's deeply meaningful and I can contribute.

Me: time to reblog fifteen pictures of frogs, three pieces of fanart, twelve shitposts, and six political posts about somewhat niche issues!