Jamie Tartt Doo-Doo

[killsnineice]

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Isaac: What were you doing in a gay bar?

Jamie: Being gay.

Will: Being terrified.

Colin: Being gay and terrified.

[lovemadethemdoit]

"straight" runway model bradley bradshaw and "why do i always fall for the straight ones" make up artist jake seresin?? lots of mutual pining because they’re both idiots

[kazanskyed]

"jake fell first bradley fell harder" "no bradley fell first"

you're all wrong.

they both tripped over the same stupid pebble and crashed headfirst into each other on the way to the ground.

[spacewinter]

hangman bites

rooster knew that, of course, but he didn't realize the extent of it, until he wakes up after their first time absolutely covered in bites and hickeys

and the problem is, his Hawaiian shirts don't exactly cover a lot of skin, so he ends up strutting around all marked and bruised

(cyclone now has to suffer both mav and rooster looking like someone mauled them. curiously enough, they're both been mauled by arrogant blondes. never say they don't have similar tastes )

[amostexcellentblog]

Rooster: So you really never figured out that I was raised by the navy's greatest flyer and the commander of the Pacific Fleet? I know I don't talk about it, but there are still enough people around who remember the accident, and how close Mav and dad were. I always worried someone would put it together.

Hangman: I swear, no idea until a couple weeks ago when I saw that class photo...

Hangman: Although, it does explain why a few days after we broke up the first time, the Navy decided the best use of one of its top pilots was flying routine supply missions to Antarctica.

[starryinspace]

"Greased up Miles Teller with a moustache, he's a real vibe."

[thorsonoflesbians]

The thing is, I firmly believe that if the characters from Top Gun met their actors in real life, Val Kilmer would be best friends with Iceman while Maverick would be beating the shit out of Tom Cruise in a Denny's parking lot.

[softspiderling]

Hangman: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Rooster a little bit.

Coyote: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Hangman: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Coyote: My mistake.

[sereshawl]

Maverick, slightly drunk: I’m immune to mean and hurtful words because Ice says nice things to me every day and his love protects me.

Rooster: I’m immune to mean and hurtful words because Jake says mean things to me every day so I’m always prepared.

[destiny-slayer]

Glen Powell about Miles Teller’s Mustache as Bradley ‘Rooster’ Bradshaw in Top Gun Maverick

[lesbiradshaw]

🏳️‍🌈?

[weewoobrainrot]

joseph kosinski: basically, you hate rooster, okay? you can't stand the man. like fuck rooster, he's your rival. you just absolutely hate him, alright? you get me?

glen, who only heard fuck rooster: i got you

[destiny-slayer]

Glen Powell about ‘Rooster wiggle’

📷: e!news.

[mackwinnon]

Have y’all seen that TikTok of Great Balls of Fire rewritten?

I’m sleep deprived and I’m always in pain

How will I ever learn to be sane?

Are you for real?

Where’s the advil?

Goodness gracious, I need a NAP

Because I just need a sleepy Bradley stumbling around the house singing it to himself while Jake watches in mildly horrified amusement.

[everythingfox]

“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

(Source)

[supreme-leader-stoat]

The caption really doesn’t do it justice.

[gothidecorem]

I had a thought and it was itching to get out, so here’s this…

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