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@affinibureaucrat
Some blog house keeping: Recent narrative developments have made it so that I am not just posting as Lonicera, but also as Rosa and sometimes adding commentary from my floret. Going forwards I will use specific emoji to identify who is talking. 🌺 - Lonicera 🌹 - Rosa ΘΔ - Lonicera's floret (who continues to be unnamed for privacy)
*the floret girl dances through the street, large pink headphones, complete with matching pink kitty ears, cover her ears as she’s fully dancing to the music, fucking around trees and lights, gliding past residents with a cheerful greeting and weaving her way around, she was carrying a black shoulder bag with a few patches and a little trans dragon pin over the front. She was having a great time and having a good day*
Me: Your honor, I am what we in The Industry call, "a good girl"
The affini leading my wardship hearing: For the last time little one, youre not on trial, this is very adorable and we all certainly agree with your assertion, however-
Me: 'However'? *makes the biggest most sad-floret eyes i can manage at the mere idea that there might be an asterisk to their agreement*
*the hearing devolves into incoherance as every affini in the room is suddenly filled with the need to personally reasure me that I am unequivocally a good girl, the best girl even*
I have just been informed that terran scientists had prior to our arrival already developed the perfect combo habitat and catching device for little sprouts. Now I just need to compile one large enough for me and I can gather all the littles in the region 🌺
*Accord anthem vinyl scratch sound*
> YOU’RE NOW LISTENING TO
*Jump drive thump sound*
> 255.7
*biorhythm sound*
> REAL FLORET FM
*dog clicker*
> WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT FLUFF FLUFF AND MORE FLUFF
*hypnotic snap sound*
*hab Ai chime*
> THIS AIN’T YOUR OLDBLOOM’S STATION
* Floret cut of Imagine Dragons - Radiofractal starts playing *
Things that keep me up at night
If an Class-J pet is cute enough, do the Affini pass them around the café like a bong?
What if you have a café full of Affini whose “Terrans are adorable” instructor put on a stoner film to teach them about Terran culture?
Affini #1: “Yo, dude, check out how cute this little flower is~” *tickles under the floret’s chin* Affini #2: “Hey, c’mon, stop bogarting the little one~” *anxiously wringing faer vines* Affini #3: “Aww, I can, like, make this little one see alll the colours~” *is staring into the floret’s eyes and making them drool* Affini #1: “Hey, like, so, the little one is blushing so hard when I stroke their head, should I be worried~?” Affini #3: “Nah, dear, that means that they’re a good petal, you dig~?” The floret in question: “oh my god just collar me already” Affini #2: *blinking* “Like, all of us? At once~?”
Some Affini adopt many florets!
Is the feral wiggler real?
Little cuties who act up too much get put in The Machine. It's real. I've seen it. I've used it~
yeah, we have one in the domestication centre.
annoying my affini mommy so much while shes trying to work and she picjs me up and puts me in a giant one of these
and maybe i get a bottle and snacks but no changies until shes done (she is very meticulous and spends hours doing paperwork)
story of an alien abduction
Doodling up a storm
Hanging out with my independent friend:
Me: and that's why the Lute has gut frets.
Him: side tangent, flora. Are you a floret?
Me: no idea, possibly, I have memory issues so I have no idea.
Him: i've seen you sleeping in the vines of several Affini.
Me: yeah it rocks.
Him: do they own you?
Me: I think I'm like the stray cat who just chills with everyone on the block. If I ever remember I'll tell ya :3
Him: uh... ok, I guess...
Me: anyway so with tied on frets I can play in different temperaments and
Sorry that I've been inactive navigating medical stuff and government benefits has taken it out of me full time. Hardly even able to be horny. Other than finding out that 3 of my friends age regress and accidentally becoming their mother.
Definitely my most memorable Mother's Day
my floret @dumtranskitty-3 just tried to convince me not to bite her because, in her words, "this one needs the energy to learn about oil processing"
she's talking about in factorio but i imagined an affini hears a floret saying that and the floret is already domesticated but they get a wellness check called on them anyway
in its defense the floret cut wouldn't have oil processing.. ><
no, sweetie, it's not "too much work" to get you an apple from the fridge. it is maybe twenty steps. can you give me the names addresses and physical weaknesses of whoever made you feel like this?
gestures vaguely with my hands at everything in the world specifics? hell i cant even remember last tuesday
They get it chat
FUCK YOU AFFINI COMPACT!!!!
hdg parody of Big Bill Hell's Cars, my best dirtpost to date
