you got yourself a fish biscuit!

now how'd you do that? mainly sherlock//johnlock & my photography

[jon-lox]

my relationship w johnlock is complicated bc its as simple as “ill always be a johnlock hoe” and as exhausting as “ill always be a johnlock hoe”

[afishbiscuit]

Hi! I'm Lil from the Franz Archive (franzarchive.carrd.co). I found one of your fics on Slacken_Ties (to see or not) and was wondering if I could feature it in the archive. If possible, could you send me a .docx version of the fic to make uploading to the archive easier? Thank you so so much,

Lil <3

Hi Lil! You absolutely can & thank you as well! As for a .docx, it might take me a bit to find my original writings. I’ll try to search over the weekend for you or at least make one from my old livejournal post. :) -Nik

[afishbiscuit]

Update since my last post. Wow, I’m never on tumblr anymore

[afishbiscuit]

Last week my boyfriend apologized for not proposing to me yet because he wants to buy me a decent ring, so then my brother-in-law says last night that he should hit him up for legit discounts. Problem is I just watched the season 3 finale of Coach, and I’m afraid I’ll end up in a dentist’s chair in Seattle at 2:30am

[afishbiscuit]

my boyfriend watched Wall-E for the first time tonight. I told him I thought the robot is so cute and innocent, but now I’m conflicted.

He commented that Wall-E forces his hand around Eve’s when she is unconscious and is therefore a creep. So two things: the movie is ruined for me, but how amazing is my man who would point that out?

[maybe-you-need-this]

Greece

[afishbiscuit]

my brother-in-law is heavily insinuating the idea of my boyfriend and I having kids to take the pressure off him and my sister having a third, but honestly let’s calm down and wait for an engagement first

[finalproblem]

so fyi, there’s a reference to sherlock fanfiction in the end credits of ralph breaks the internet

[finalproblem]

🔑 Endless Vault of Quality SHERLOCK FAN FICTION

*safe search off*

6 months later: there, that

[garkgatiss]

[valtsv]

adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation

[thelostsmiles]

Cumberbatch with a direct hit! Oh, he’s looking guilty about that one. He can probably expect a visit from the Secret Service later.

[sunlian-deactivated20180906]

characters who crave affection but at the same time have no idea how to respond to actually receiving it due to the fact theyve rarely ever experienced it are my absolute favourite

[brunettebelle-deactivated202008]

characters? bitch this is me 

[goldcrescent]

be soft

but be ready

[kylos]

The Game of Thrones cast at the last script reading

[afishbiscuit]

[taming-the-tiger-deactivated201]

by melanieophoto.

[totallyfubar]

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

[afishbiscuit]

being a fan of LOST, Sherlock and now Game of Thrones I feel like I’m cursed with “final season letdown”