Catalina ⋆｡°

"They have WiFi in the afterlife?"

[afloralfuneral]

”Because I need a girl who makes me happy, a girl who makes me cry, a girl who passed away back in 1985.”

“How’d you find me here?”

“Um.. Catalina. She/her. 21. Forever.”

“From Argentina. I like to uhm, cook, and collect things. Like coins and stuff. I also really like flowers. My favorites are peonies and orchids.”

“Okay, rules.”

“Don’t be a dick. So yeah, that includes no homophobia and transphobia and racism and all that stuff.”

”No NSFW. Sex jokes and stuff are fine, but I really don’t wanna see your dick on a Monday, thanks.”

”Mmm, and… all ships are welcome. Don’t know who you’d pair me with but I don’t really care.”

mod is @pxrfaitgirlz

dividers belong to @haecunt

[afloralfuneral]

Made you (+ your gf) a cupcake! :3

Oh… these look delicious. If I could, I would eat them. I’m sure Maple would appreciate such a gift.

[afloralfuneral]

Hi!! Uhm, i sort of drew some fanart of you! Hope you like it!!

Oh.. this is… actually really nice. Thank you. I don’t.. exactly like my ghost form, cause.. well you know… it kinda reminds me of the fact that I’m dead, but. The way you portrayed it makes me feel a little better about it.

[afloralfuneral]

”Catalina?”

“Yes?”

“Do you miss her?”

“I do.”

“You need to let her go.”

“I know.”

“It’ll never work out.”

[afloralfuneral]

don’t be so harsh on Maple. She loved you. Sorry she’s upset over your death ig :/ Sorry she’s allowed to have emotions. Sorry she’s mourning and decided to save other people because she couldn’t save you. Thanks for making her upset.

….What?

[afloralfuneral]

Park that car

Drop that phone

Sleep on the floor

Dream about me again<3

[afloralfuneral]

Wait theres wifi in the afterlife?? Ya being fr??? DAMN NOW I WANNA DIE

I’m a ghost so I live in the real world so I do have a phone I can use. I am selectively corporeal? In my natural state which is how I looked before I died, I can touch stuff. But in my “ghost” or “angel” state I am incorporeal. So I can only use this if I’m in my natural state..

[afloralfuneral]

Tell you what, my dear. Seems like losing me made you a lot cooler. I should die more often.

[theofficialmapleeverwood]

You did. You died everywhere. Forever. You’re the only thing I can’t replace.

[afloralfuneral]

Okay, okay, Ms. Weepy. I’m not even real, remember?

[afloralfuneral]

Tell you what, my dear. Seems like losing me made you a lot cooler. I should die more often.

[pxrfaitgirlz]

he passed out on the coffee shop floor

cuties<3 white haired oc by @capy-123rs

brunette oc by @rottmeltson

[rottmeltson]

EATING THIS RN THEY LOOK SO CUTE OMFG,, THE WUH LUH WUH ARE WINNING GUYS !! MACHIATO DEFINETLY ISNT GOING TO DIE !! OFC<3

[afloralfuneral]

there can only be one wuh luh wuh couple where one dies.

[pxrfaitgirlz]

How did the other hospital staff react to Catalina’s death?

”Aww, we’re so sorry your girlfriend died, she gets five big booms!”

“Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!”

“…”

[afloralfuneral]

i died for this shit.

[ghostlyspiderlily]

on ALL of my creator’s ocs lives i’m straight.

[theofficialmapleeverwood]

WE’RE DONE FOR…. I SEE THE LIGHT

[thefragariapatisserie]

IT BURNS !!!!! IT BURNS !!!!!! AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH

[afloralfuneral]

[r0siegoodv1bes]

”Happy pride month. Little question. How do you kiss someone if they’re alive and you’re dead?”

-totally not @afloralfuneral

“wrong person to ask sweetie, but idk… maybe in a dream? Just vibe with the situation you're into man”

×She is a dummy×

[theofficialmapleeverwood]

CATALINA IS THAT YOU

[afloralfuneral]

UH UH UH

runs

[pxrfaitgirlz]

“So.. all along it was a want, a simple little prayer, admired everywhere, and even as that dies, the curtain’s gonna rise, thus, bow and say goodbye, but—“

“Don’t forget to lower your eyes.”

[v4lluvsst0n3]

copying my brand, Catalina finna catch this fade. /j

There’s only one Angel here/j /silly

[afloralfuneral]

”Okay, square up then hoe.”

[afloralfuneral]

you look like my sister

Oh…. Cool?

[afloralfuneral]

I grant thee their greatest wish🩵🩵

”Do you even have the authority to do tha-“

Boom. She’s alive again.

“….Holy shi- is that wedding music playing.”

[afloralfuneral]

Listen here buckaroo….

(/j)

”…Who are you?”