Cosmic Funnies
blake kathryn
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
tannertan36
Cosimo Galluzzi
Origami Around
todays bird
pixel skylines
The Stonewall Inn
Noah Kahan
Product Placement
if i look back, i am lost
NASA
Claire Keane
Interview Vampire Daily
The Bowery Presents
No title available
Color Me Curious
Mike Driver
Monterey Bay Aquarium
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Egypt
seen from Türkiye
seen from Brazil
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@afotm
scene before movie climax:
protagonist: So who’s with me?
*5 seconds of silence*
the stoic one: *looks up* im in
4 people one after the other: me to
*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*
*2 more seconds of silence*
The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in
My favorite movie.
LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP!!!
this episode made television history for fastest facial hue change by an adult male comedian
hamlet’s dad: son you need to avenge me
hamlet: oh ABSOLUTELY
hamlet for the next four and a half acts:
after i move i really wanna get a used roomba
Just had a glimpse of my alternate reality where I am the mom that made this meme
why does using someone’s name in conversation feel so intimate, like the way a touch feels gentle as someone is fixing ur hair or brushing out a stray strand
someone: *uses my name to address me* me: oh my God, i am a physical entity… …..
if ‘get low’ was an indie tune (mumford and sons are shaking)
rolling a 1 on resist intrusive thoughts
the best part of this is that he “wasn’t charged with a crime because there is nothing against the law about driving a truck through a house, as long as it’s your truck and your house”
Untitled by Alessandra Bonizzi
I threw my phone
Merry Crisis
*voices in unison to the tune of O Christmas Tree/O Tannenbaum*
Oh ChrisChris Tree, Oh ChrisChris Tree, How lovely are your faces!
*with declining control and barely-suppressed laughter*
Covered in celebrities, Mostly actors and one former governor of New Jersey!
if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”
finally some accuracy on this post
Found the guy who bought the overpriced weed
Tag yourself. I’m the serpent slinking in the dirt
