PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Cosimo Galluzzi
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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trying on a metaphor
occasionally subtle
will byers stan first human second
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that one celestia image
One of my favorite genres of post
I have these saved in a folder called "wrong picture, Kronk"
computer stamps!
Reblog to give prev's boob a squeeze
Costco's "I'll kill you if you increase the price of the hot dogs" executive just retired.
I wonder if the inevitable price increase will be the start to the "3 missed meals" proverb. Biden will joke about an executive mandate to lower the price. Republicans will invent a case in Maryland where the price control hurt a fictional person. It'll go to the supreme Court and they'll rule 5-4 that not only can an individual hot dog not cost LESS than $2, but if you sell one for less than $2 each, they'll kill a trans person.
the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.
The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.
I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.
"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"
i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.
therefore, the Default Object is:
beautiful
makes a horrendous sound
smells absolutely awful
is very fragile
tastes delicious
and i still cannot think of anything that matches this
behold, the default object!
happy old gnoll
One thing that's vitally important to remember is that feeling ''weirded out'' is not a form of harm. It is a completely normal part of socializing. It is the feeling of encountering something unfamiliar. In order to be a kind person, you must learn to how to distinguish between "harmful" and "weird." And then you must accept the weird.