Delusional Kobold

| Eir/They/It/She | Late 20s | Queer as fuck | Once killed 13 people with a '74 Cadillac Coupé de Ville | CHICAGO |

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that one celestia image

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[dreamquestofunknownkadath]

One of my favorite genres of post

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[daughter-of-sapph0]

[maple-syrup-drinker]

I have these saved in a folder called "wrong picture, Kronk"

[thedman0310]

[digitalhorrorsx]

computer stamps!

[moonbutters]

Reblog to give prev's boob a squeeze

[teabree-shark]

Costco's "I'll kill you if you increase the price of the hot dogs" executive just retired.

I wonder if the inevitable price increase will be the start to the "3 missed meals" proverb. Biden will joke about an executive mandate to lower the price. Republicans will invent a case in Maryland where the price control hurt a fictional person. It'll go to the supreme Court and they'll rule 5-4 that not only can an individual hot dog not cost LESS than $2, but if you sell one for less than $2 each, they'll kill a trans person.

[karcatgirl-vantas]

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

[skluug]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

[and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree]

behold, the default object!

[pocketss]

happy old gnoll

[orcboxer]

One thing that's vitally important to remember is that feeling ''weirded out'' is not a form of harm. It is a completely normal part of socializing. It is the feeling of encountering something unfamiliar. In order to be a kind person, you must learn to how to distinguish between "harmful" and "weird." And then you must accept the weird.