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Who cooks:Â They both do because each is convinced that heâs a better cook. Sometimes Charles actually sets his alarm an hour earlier so he can race to the kitchen and make Erik breakfast & sometimes Erik screws around with Charlesâ alarm (metal, remember?) and sneaks downstairs grinning like an idiot. Erik dominates though because he is far more efficient with kitchen appliances. Damn metal.
Who does the laundry and other chores:Â Erik, although reluctantly. He hates it, really. Any domestic activity apart from cooking drives him mad. However, Charles does have a point â when you can cook, vacuum clean, and do laundry simultaneously, you really need to suck it up and get it over with. Besides, Erik, it only takes you an hour and you can sip coffee or read while doing it.
Favorite nonsexual activity:Â Chess. Itâs always been chess. Lately, Erikâs gotten into the habit of wearing his helmet whenever he plays because heâs convinced that Charles is always cheating. Charles just laughs his ass off and beats Erik anyway.
Their favorite place to be together: Anywhere they can be alone. Erikâs not a big fan of PDA, at all, but he enjoys cuddling Charles to death whenever he gets a chance. So, alone. Anywhere in the world, together, alone. Charlesâ favorite place will always be his mansion. And Erik invents a new way to mess with the door locks every time they need some privacy so the students donât walk in on themâŠwellâŠ
Any traditions: Charles is a sucker for any and all holiday traditions. So, yes, they have to decorate the Christmas tree together. And yes, Erik, you get your own Christmas sock. And no, Erik, just because youâre Jewish doesnât mean I canât buy you Christmas presents. And, yes, we absolutely must hold a Thanksgiving dinner for all students. Well, you get the ideaâŠ
Their âsongâ: Well, if only Charles could stop being such an English snob and agree to listen to something other than classical musicâŠand if only Erik would turn down that band that sounds like screeching metalâŠthen perhaps they could settle on a common favorite. But for now, leave each man to his own devices.
What they do for each other on holidays: Charles actually goes out of his way to buy thoughtful presents, even when theyâre shirts and jumpers. And Erik usually forgets, guiltily makes Charles breakfast, and wishes him good morning with a few hours of celebratory sexâŠ
Where did they go for their honeymoon:Â They didnât because theyâre not actually married. And anyway, Erik is not a fan of that concept. Does it need a special name when we have sex in exotic places, Charles?Â
Where did they first meet: Â I thought I was alone. Youâre not alone, Erik. *pulls Erik out of the water*Â
Any pets:Â No, no, absolutely not. There are enough animals running around the school without them adopting one of their own. Go pet Hank if you like, Charles.
What do they fight over: How best to deal with the human raceâŠwhether or not the mutants should dominate the worldâŠwhether or not the humans are inherently evilâŠwhoâs cooking tonightâŠyouâre cheating again, Charles, stop reading my mindâŠ.you know, the usual.Â
Do they go on vacations, if so where: They donât really travel with an explicit purpose of going on vacation. When theyâre not fighting for the survival of their race or travelling back in timeâŠthey just tend to enjoy the summer vacation at the Xavier mansion when most of the students are elsewhere and they can just relaxâŠand Erik can walk around the house shamelessly naked.
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