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@riskyrat
I’m never sure when something is finished or not BUT I’m posting this now as I’m about to go away for a week. I love fusion design so much, particularly when victorian architecture is involved :D Shout out to @riskyrat for suggesting the telescopes <3 <3 <3 <3
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Khanjar Dagger with Sheath
Dated: 19th century
Culture: Persian, Qajar
Medium: steel, gold, gemstone, copper, enamel, wood
Measurements: H. with sheath 17 1/16 in. (43.3 cm); H. without sheath 15 1/8 in. (38.4 cm); H. of blade 9 1/8 in. (23.2 cm); W. 2 in. (5.1 cm); Wt. 14.6 oz. (413.9 g); Wt. of sheath 8.9 oz. (252.3 g)
Source: Copyright © 2017 The Metropolitan Museum of Art
more cat silhouettes
From yesterday’s illustrations
tonight’s illustrations: Dusk and Dawn
tonight’s illustration: another spooky house.
I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.
This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.
OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING:
“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”
“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”
“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”
YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”
@wylaan
mood: adam scott’s face at the exact moment that he realizes he’s about to meet mark hamill
additional mood: adam scott’s face immediately after seeing mark hamill
lesser known dice in dnd
2 sided die: flip a coin
1 sided die: im the dm and i said so
This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god.
Holy shit ._.
Some RP sessions have better stories than actual fiction. I mean, goddamn.
Trying to write a dnd campaign
Player 1: I want to play a cleric w a really sad and dramatic backstory
Player 2: I wanna play an orc who has his dick out 100% of the time
House Across The Street
two latest sketches before digital rendering
Dear D&Diary,
Today I had the revelation that my half orc has 30ft speed, but because she’s a monk, her unarmored movement is +10ft at Level 3. Using the ki feature Breath of the Wind, she can dash as a bonus action meaning she can go 80ft in a turn.
If anyone cast Haste on my dear sweet Marfu, she would go 160 in six seconds.
At her most perfect Level 20 self’s unarmored movement of +30, she could go a max 120ft in a turn, or 240ft hasted. With 20 ki points to spend that could mean a solid two minutes of going almost 30 miles per hour and I think that’s beautiful.
jade-empath replied to your post:
don’t forget that you can dash as your standard action as well as your bonus action!
OH GOD YOU’RE RIGHT
Right now at Level 3: max 120 ft. per turn 240 ft. Hasted = 27 MPH
Level 20: 180 ft. per turn 360 ft. Hasted = …
EVERYBODY OUTTA THE GODDAMN WAY THIS ORC LADY COMIN AT YOU AT 40 MILES PER HOUR
vgtgvgs replied to your post:
Grab yourself the mobile feat for that extra 10ft base movement
We’re up to a max of 210/420 (lol) feet per six seconds which is 47 MPH. I feel like we’re crowdsourcing this monk at this point to make her as game-breakingly fast as possible.
BETTER MAKE THAT 94MPH
I quote the 5th Edition rulebook:
Boots of Speed
While you wear these boots, you can use a Bonus Action and click the boots’ heels together. If you do, the boots double your walking speed, and any creature that makes an opportunity attack against you has disadvantage on the Attack roll. If you click your heels together again, you end the effect.
When the boots’ property has been used for a total of ten minutes, the magic ceases to function until you finish a Long Rest.
Are you telling me Haste and Boots of Speed STACK?! Oh my god we’ve discovered the real Fast Travel function
Oh shit mom’s home everyone hide the Speed
i love how half of millenial humor is just thinly veiled cries for help and the other half is dadaist absurdism
Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.
College is when you’re afraid of both
