gracie abrams
Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
noise dept.
blake kathryn
Mike Driver
Kiana Khansmith
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will byers stan first human second
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Xuebing Du
Not today Justin
bliss lane
Claire Keane
Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
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@afunkysippycup
I am infinitely indebted to my close friends who donāt tell me IāmĀ āgood enough.ā Instead, they constantly push (or rather, kick) me out of my comfort zone by saying,Ā āYou can do better,ā because they believe in me more than I do.
Christina Aguilera releases a song with repeating chorus line, "waiting for a change.ā John Mayer has a song titled "Waiting for the World to Change." White people can afford to wait, but people of color have to demand and make change for ourselves. This is not to detract from the intention for Christinaās song to financially aid Orlando victims and families, just that the words seem so passively hopeful.
I wasn't born a boy or a girl. Nobody is. Gender is assigned to us; gender is a social construct.
āWrongā from Vagina* (Monologues): OurStories, 2016
THE 1975. THE SOUND. ON FUCKING REPEAT.
2016, i.e.Ā āmehā
I keep telling myself not to make resolutions since they practically vanish to thin air when I write them. Iām trying. Here is an incomplete list. 1. Reduce my usage of parentheses in writing (ask: are they really necessary?) 2. Erase āliterallyā andĀ ābasicallyā from my vocabulary, unless intended for the appropriate context. 3. Help my parents more--they are aging faster than I think. 4. Recognize when I judge people to make myself feel better; itās poisonous. 5. Practice typing faster and accurately. 6. Eat fewer sweets. Unrelated but related to teeth -- Braces? or no. 7. Believe in myself even if I want to resist it and would rather consider myself ānot smart enough,ā otherwise known as mental laziness and fear of failure. 8. Be brave.
a practical guide to becoming a true pun master
accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
say every pun that occurs to you. iām so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
OFFICIAL HOUSE RULES.
at the bookstore
me: i've wanted to check this book out for a while, let's see what my friends on goodreads think about it
me: *scans book*
me:
me:
me: you know what fuck you guys i'm getting it anyway
Queen - Who wants to live forever
Thereās no time for us Thereās no place for us What is this thing that builds our dreams yet slips away from us Who wants to live forever Who wants to live foreverā¦.? Thereās no chance for us Itās all decided for us This world has only one sweet moment set aside for us Who wants to live forever Who wants to live forever? Who dares to love forever? When love must die But touch my tears with your lips Touch my world with your fingertips And we can have forever And we can love forever Forever is our today Who wants to live forever Who wants to live forever? Forever is our today Who waits forever anyway?
Greatest Hits 1 & 2 (cd 2)
To me Freddie will live forever in his amazing music like this beautiful song.
If thereās one song I want played at my funeral, it would be this one. I havenāt heard this is ages and now Iām crying.
Field Work Fails
Scientists are human, too.
Mayer Hawthorne. Allie Jones.
Groovy treat.
Go to the laundromat, wash the clothes, get lessons on how to do a great job reading books to your kids. Crazy idea? But it's really happening!
THIS IS SO CLEVER!
21p + halsey Iāve been thinking too much--
--got me down on both knees
help me--
Ed Sheeran: āI Donāt Want to Write a Song Just to Have a Hitā | Charlie Rose
āWatch for the full interview, along with an intimate performance in Charlieās studio, airing Oct. 2 on PBS.ā
GRiZ x Big Gigantic - Good Times Roll by GRiZ http://ift.tt/1gAr6tV
ELECTRO-FUNK + BRASS. Current fav de-stressor track.
Race: a moment
Iām tired of this āI donāt see colorā bullshit. To call the world monochromatic denies the celebration of difference and cultures. There is a distinction between saying āI donāt see colorā and āI donāt (consciously) factor race into what I say, do, think, or feel.ā Iām sure people have heard it said enough times that yes, in fact, race is a social construct--but it still exists. Race exists because it contrasts non-whites in relation to white people. Ifemelu, a character in Chimamanda Ngozi Adichieās Americanah, observes wryly that she did not know she was black until she came to America from Nigeria. Race exists; if you do nothing else, at least acknowledge it.
The Japanese House. Teeth.
I could lose everything...
Refraction
Derisive thoughts of others but maybe Iām not trying hard enough
