ancient cookies playing splatoon with you 🤍
⊹ SFW ⁺ platonic/romantic ₊ headcanon heavy ⁺ 🤍
▫️weapons: chargers & heavy stringers
▫️fav modes: splat zones & turf war
▫️main(s): Inkline Tri-Stringer
he only reinstalled the game because you asked. he says he used to play but it's obvious he's a little rusty. decent aim, good awareness, but in ranked you're definitely doing some carrying.
he plays behind you, tagging enemies, filling turf, quietly and studiously covering your flanks. he's a natural support, a bit better at salmon run though, but he hates the stress of it. too many bosses and too many alarms. too much pressure. he'd rather just watch you play and cheer you on.
"I really enjoyed the singleplayer, I'm just not so sure if player versus player games are for me... I'll watch you play if you like, though." 🤍
▫️weapons: brellas & rollers
▫️fav modes: tower control & turf war
▫️main(s): Tenta Brella & Foil Flingza
she bought the game because you wouldn't stop talking about it. at first she was ... not great. not at all. but she practiced a lot. she stayed up a little too late and got a little too tipsy grinding turf war and watching guides.
now, she's actually pretty good. and she's very proud of it. salmon run still makes her head spin, though.
she still gets a little upset when she loses. not because of the rank, though. because she doesn't want to let you down.
"Aw, I really tried that time. At least I got a few good splats I guess… I’ll make it up to you next game." 🤍
▫️fav modes: tower control & rainmaker
stubborn old man. refuses to change weapons ever. he picked nautilus and that's that. pretty good for an old man, he's about on par with pure vanilla. mechanically solid.
he’ll charge directly into an inkbrush and get deleted in two seconds. and then blame the lag. but then he’ll lock in all calm and terrifying, wipes the enemy team while pushing the objective like a war general.
"I swear that blasted inkbrush must be cheating! I'm glad you splatted that fool. Latency? I don’t understand." 🤍
◻️ golden cheese cookie 🧀
▫️weapons: splatanas & brushes
▫️fav modes: clam blitz & salmon run
▫️main(s): Splatana Wiper RUS-T, Painbrush Nouveau
she did the math and found that the most efficient way to make money was to get all the superbonuses in salmon run and then exclusively do ranked, so that's what she does. she made it her personal goal to buy out the shop, and then once she was done with that, max out all of the gear.
she doesn't play for months but then plays every day for a week, nose the grindstone. you can tell when she loses that it makes her genuinely frustrated, but she wants to look good around you, so she'll laugh it off anyway.
"When are you going to complete your clothing collection? I've already gotten all of my clothes to 5 stars. Oh poor thing, I wish I could just give you my coins~" 🤍
▫️fav modes: turf war & salmon run
she is by far the most unpredictable. she's good, don't get me wrong, but she's at the point where doing what she's always done to win is getting boring, so she shakes it up a lot. sneaky stealth plays, solo excursions into enemy territory, the risk is high, but so are the rewards, and she has a bit of a gambling addiction. she spends big-time on the shell-out machine.
white lily cookie doesn't really believe in mains. she'll use whatever, and she's good at everything, but sometimes she gets a little insecure that shes not great at anything. you try to tell her that she's better than you at everything she's played, but she laughs and refuses to believe your flattery.
"I'm going to try this new weapon. I'm aware that we are playing ranked, love. It'll be fine, I know what I'm doing. ... Were you worried about me?" 🤍
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