woah mama

🌫️mika|he/they|22|butch 🌫️ same user everywhere

[bardjulus]

like i know gnomes are an invasive species but this feels a bit overkill to me

[orcboxer]

try to imagine a gnome being homophobic.

you CAN’T, right? they’re just too whimsical

Straight up this guy called me a slur

[orcboxer]

wait...i remember you...

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[were--ralph]

Thinking about those people who want to fuck Lego Bionicles

[were--ralph]

Listen buddy you can't just say things like this and not share with the class

[phillychizsteak]

[were--ralph]

okay!

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[jame7t]

I’ve been showing my hamster your blog and it seems to really like it, biting at the screen. I also have a hamster(the small animal kind) too and he seems to like your blog as well

the fuck is the first hamster then

[transgenderization]

i fucking hate maid training theres so much to remememeber

[tsazealiabanks]

i know the whole "americans are anti intellectual" things does numbers on here (cause it's true) but like youll meet one european bitch and theyll be like oh yea i didnt know black people had organs until i was 15 :D

[kmbw]

[yujikibafaiz]

Why does the US has so many “male oriented” products. 

[kuzunoharaidou-deactivated20220]

[mrbuttigham-deactivated20141125]

Are u kidding me yogurt is almost always targeted toward women.

[yujikibafaiz]

Okay cool and all but check this out:

A really high quality picture of Johnny Joestar of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Part 7: Steel Ball Run.

[3atsy-deactivated20181022]

??

[yujikibafaiz]

A really high quality picture of Johnny Joestar of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Part 7: Steel Ball Run.

[yubelinc]

yesterday i saw a post that was a drawing of jimothy that raccoon that was like "disability is only accepted as gar as it is exploitable" and the comments were alllll fucking up in arms like "let us enjoy things the world is literally burning!!!" "Jimothy isnt exploitation and you cant make us feel bad for loving him!!!" And just now. On the morning talk shows. I saw that there is a branded bobblehead being made of him.

During disability pride month.

When disabled people are talking and talking and talking about how its great to see love for an animal that differs from what we see more regularly in nature, but that it does hurt seeing this support only for an animal and not for disabled people.

And you think about how recent ugly laws were. You think about how disability is treated in workplaces (when disabled people are allowed into workplaces, and what workplaces they are allowed into, and how the visibility of a disability has a direct net negative impact on peoples ability to get and retain jobs). You think about how many people just stop finding reasons to hang out with their friends once disability becomes a huge part of that persons life. You think about how convenience and conventionality are king.

And you have to ask. How the fuck are you people so willfully ignorant. How do you not see this as exploitation. Except you know. Because you've always known. Because people love an animal that's "different" so long as it doesn't affect the amount of care and attention it needs. So long as it doesn't make the animal expensive. So long as it doesn't inconvenience them in any way, so long as its a cute quirk in a being that isn't capable of communicating its needs to you in words. Who isn't capable of being upset with you in any meaningful way. Who relies on you and loves you despite everything. To whom few would be able to prove you're doing anything wrong if you are.

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

"i love being outside at night, it's so peaceful"

me, outside at night, the moment our headphones die

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

did anyone hear that

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

i think there's something out here

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

i'm scared. is anyone there?

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

help

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[commander-ledi]

mä en oo kovin usein käyny lidleissä mutta sen verran mitä olen nähnyt, voin sanoa aika varmasti että lidlit sijaitsee jossain toisessa ulottuvuudessä

[perussuomalainen]

niillä on sen verran kilpailukykyset hinnat et mä jatkan lidlissä käymistä vaikka niiden myyjät olis alieneita

[lintujasukissa-deactivated20250]

me käytiin kerran kyproksella lidlissä ja siellä oli kaikki tasan samoissa paikoissa kuin meidän lähi-lidlissä sillä pienellä erolla, että karkkihyllyn tilalla oli viiniä. rinnakkaisulottuvuus.

[furakroios]

oltiin kerran perheen kaa pitkäl ajomatkal ja pysähyttiin tuntien autossa istumisen jälkeen lidlissä hakemassa evästä. ulkona oli ihan pimeetä ja ku astuin sinne lidlin valoon se oli oikeesti ku oisi joutunu ihan eri ulottuvuuteen. pysähyin siihen vihanneshyllyille ja siin oli herkkusienipaketteja, ja ne näytti niin ihanilta ja pehmeiltä et mun oli pakko silittää niitä. seisoin siin vihanneshyllyn eessä silittelemässä herkkusienipakettia lidlin kirkkaissa valoissa ja must tuntu et aika pysähty. lidlit on maagisia.

[commander-ledi]

[cpericardium]

at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean

[tastyrepulsorboots]

Yeah, same

[ovur]

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

[relelvance]

[ovur]

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

by far the best ad I’ve gotten on this app entirely because I tried rotating it out of sheer curiosity and absolutely nothing happened

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

[averyterrible]

The children's show villain is a figure who sadly is not seen outside the children's show. There are few stock characters who as succinctly declare, from sheer stage presence, "the world is unloveable and it is painful to live here; that which delights mankind is like ash on my tongue" without being too fucking whiny about it.

[averyterrible]

maladaptive suicidal ideation: "i'm going to kill myself"

productive, growth mindset: "i'm going to steal all the instruments from Musictown!"

[lop-ears]