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@topographicocean

Séan | 27 | Male | Scaussie | DC Engineer Audiophile | 70s reject | AKA MapWater This started off as a music focused blog and turned into whatever this mess is. Enjoy it, whatever it is, because it'd be a shame if my bollocks didn't give someone a laugh. I have a lewd blog, which you can find at damapwater. Beware, it's NSFW and don't take it too seriously. And if you're into anime figures, I have a MFC page you can access here that lists the full collection.

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carnival-phantasm

Oh, that’s because @positive-memes participates in Amazon & Affiliates advertising program and gets mad cash by constantly stealing content from other tumblr users and users from other sites, often not even including their usernames.

It’s pretty much all they do.

carnival-phantasm

I read Raikou’s profile and it’s essentially “Powerful. Elegant. Mom-coded. Absolutely fucked up in the head. Not aware she is fucked up in the head.”

topographicocean

“Just absolutely fucking numpted, but she tries her best.”

topographicocean

Making my way downtown,

Walking fast

topographicocean

Paracelsus von Hohenheim is already an epic name, right? It suits someone who revolutionised medicine and toxicology. It’s the kind of funky European name you expect in a textbook.

But that’s not even his legit name - Paracelsus was a moniker he adopted for his writings, and the reason for adopting it isn’t 100% understood.

No, Paracelsus’ birth name, in full, was…

Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim

Every single added part is like a slap to the face with amazing.

Hey you alright man? I just realized its been a few days since I've seen you on. Its just weird because you're on all the time and haven't said anything that I've seen about being away.

I'm good man, just taking a break in the wake of the bans etc. Trying to work out whether I'll keep this as a main hub for my social media or not.

AFAIK, I'm not banned in or anything so that's a bonus.

inikaga

Thanks for offering me a refreshing Ginger Ale, Gawain. Happy Camelot, everyone!

meganerider

gurikajis

fakehistory

Theresa May Returns from Brussels with a Fair Deal (2018)

vonisv

Netflix will spend $100mil on keeping “Friends” on the service for one (1) year but can’t spend any money to get 2001′s critically-acclaimed, groundbreaking CGI cartoon “Butt Ugly Martians”?

wlwellbutrin

what do people gain from defending massive corporations like do yall think the ghost of steve jobs is going to descend into your lap and sweetly suck your nuts or do you just do it for fun. what gives