Gay, Science, Memes

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[bernard-jackson]

[disappointment3265]

nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((

[plum-soup]

I love how they invented the penny farthing bicycle and it was super unstable and dangerous and then FINALLY they realized “wait. Why don’t we just make the wheels the same fucking size???” And thus the “safety bicycle” (aka a normal fucking bike) was born

[plum-soup]

like they really thought of THIS:

Before they thought of this:

[wiiwheel]

it was the victorian era, everyone was on crack

[plum-soup]

Out of all the pretentious reblogs about engineering and bike history this post inspired, this is by far the best

[dankmemeuniversity]

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[cosmoshoe-deactivated20190908]

[pavelow]

The bar I hang out at just raised the price on their happy hour deal on mixed pints from $4 to $7 and to be completely honest it was because of me, I’m the only guy there that gets rum and cokes during happy hour

[pavelow]

Like the bartender basically told me it was my fault

[pavelow]

But here’s the kicker: I just saw online that they have a $15 Groupon that covers $30 worth of a meal/drinks, so as long as I get like a half order of wings which is like $3, I could hypothetically get four rum and cokes for a dollar less than what I was paying before

[amperilysm]

Local man singlehandedly drives bar into the ground

[tricktster]

Hey you guys want to see an actively hilarious bonsai tree?

[tricktster]

(source)

[deluxebug]

when you live in a tiny pot you have to flex even harder

[bunjywunjy]

yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE 

[exigencelost]

Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey

[shiobookmark]

This one?

[normal-horoscopes]

THE FAE ARE NOT GONE HUMANS JUST MADE THEM CYBORGS

[keepinginkspots]

We maybe have a ghost in our house that has popped up since we’ve had work done on the walls, and random stuff keeps happening but something keeps opening my hamsters cage and leaving it open so I’ve just had to explain to thin air what a hamster is because as my sister pointed out, my house is old af and my ghost probably doesn't know what a hamster is, I’m also leaving it a note in the hopes it can read. 

[keepinginkspots]

just to illustrate, I don’t think my ghost means my hamster harm, it’s just confused 

[indigobluerose]

Confused ghost just wants to pet the soft.

[black-bloc-antifa]

[knoife-ghoul-deactivated2019062]

FUCK nazis in metal. I HATE YOU GET OUT OF THE GENRE!

[mannagryn1]

Not only nazis, FUCK fascists in everything. I HATE YOU GET OUT!

[madamsledge-deactivated20200802]

Nazi punks fuck off

[caustic-slushie]

NAZI SATANISTS FUCK OFF!

[sirfrogsworth]

After Federick Banting discovered that insulin could be used to treat diabetes in 1921, he sold the patent to the University of Toronto for about a dollar. Big Pharma decided to dishonor that act of charity and charge an exorbitant amount. 

But yeah, let’s shame people with addiction instead of the greedy billionaires.

Very good and cool!

[arctic-hands]

It’s a well known tactic, pit people in the same boat against each other so the yacht can sail away unharmed.

[1000ballbearings]

In dnd, resurrecting PCs becomes so easy at higher levels, and though I think that’s a positive, I really like the idea that dying has lasting consequences or triggers events in a PC. Here’s a simple table of interesting but hopefully not game breaking or character destroying ideas. Thoughts? Improvements?

[gallusrostromegalus]

Oh these are FUN. Thanks for making this table!

[mithavt]

[gallusrostromegalus]

If you write down the results and properly format the paper, it even counts as science!

[ampervadasz]

[bunnyfood]

Good Morning. 

[amyraudenfeldsdonutshirt]

Between the lions

[kropotkindersurprise]

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

[kedreeva]

I’m reblogging this again because I finally realized why this is so funny to me, as a bird person.

In the first gif, what you’re seeing is a man who has zero idea how to handle a bird. That’s a heavy bird, and he’s got his arm stretched out as far as it will go in an attempt to keep the bird away from his face. What that does is create unstable footing for Uncle Sam. The handler is there trying to hold up Trump’s arm, but the bird has already realized it needs to leave or it will fall. In the first gif the bird is not attacking Trump- it is trying to get away from him so it doesn’t get hurt.

In the second gif, what we see is a bird that remembers what just happened and is blaming Trump for it. Uncle Sam sees Trump reach for its tether, and makes a lunge at Trump’s hand to keep him away. The bird /does not/ want to hang out with Trump because it has learned that Trump has no idea what he is doing.

Uncle Sam is rejecting Trump based on Trump’s proven inability to properly handle Uncle Sam. And that is both hilarious and beautiful.

Good bird.

[rainnecassidy]

Always reblog Uncle Sam telling Trump to fuck off

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

This is a better explanation of these gifs than I could have given!

[allaboardtheloonyexpress]

I had to reblog this, for obvious reasons.

[ladyagnessaloki-nygma]

I’m not even American and I had to reblog this because the irony is hilarious!!

[lucifers-perfect-angel]

Good job uncle Sam ❤ you beautiful bird

[reyloandotherfandoms]

It got even better.

[porterr-robinson]

[pizzajohnny1988]

[thevikingsteve-deactivated20181]

defining moment of my childhood

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this sign left no survivors